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Instead Of Suspending 33 Students Scripps Ranch High School In San Diego Should’ve Just Made Them Promise To Never Twerk Again

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33 students of Scripps Ranch High School in San Diego got suspended earlier this week for being involved in the filming of a twerk video made with school equipment and filmed on school grounds for violating their sexual harassment policy. And not, to contrary belief, because they don’t know how to twerk.

For something involving a bunch of barely legal (and probably not so legal) teens shaking their asses like strippers, the video was a massive disappointment. Probably because most of the girls “twerking” actually had no idea what they were doing. And throw in the black kid (who’s probably one of a handful of black kids at Scripps Ranch) who does about as much as Ray J did in the Kim Kardashian sex tape, and well… Disappointing isn’t even strong enough of a word.

The twerk video was not so awesome. And they should not have been suspended #freethetwerkteam.

Stay classy, San Diego.

source= Gawker, NBC San Diego

But All The Cool Girls Are Doing The Condom Challenge

SMH… Kids these days. They’ll do just about anything stupid.

Case in point, the “Condom Challenge”. According to KnowYourMeme:

The Condom Challenge is a dare game that involves inserting a condom into one’s nostril and snorting it back through the throat to be coughed out of the mouth. The game gained attention in April 2013 following the viral takeoff of a YouTube video uploaded by teenager Amber-Lynn Strong.

And it’s as disgusting as you probably imagine it is.

Whoever discovered that you could snort a condom through your nose and out your mouth is one sick and depraved soul. I mean, every video pretty much breaks down like so:

  1. Girl holds up condom. Condom still in wrapper.
  2. Girl rolls out condom and laughs.
  3. Girl is disgusted because Girl did not buy unlubricated condom.
  4. Girl jams condom up her nostril.
  5. Girl holds down other nostril then snorts condom through nose.
  6. Girl gags.
  7. Girl reaches into her mouth and pulls condom out of her mouth.

 Hate to admit it but that gagging part has to be my favorite part of every video. God, I’m nasty…

Also, don’t think this is purely an America thing. It’s caught on in the UK too.

And in the LGBT community.

Now remember kids, a condom used properly is never a good thing!

Who’s Ready For The Weekend

Party all day, party all night.

 Props to Cunnilingus Rice for the link.

Here’s a video that should get you pumped for another weekend of debauchery. If you can distract yourselves from the unibrow of J.Cole, stick around until the 1:50 mark when shit starts getting really awesome.

Mashing up J.Cole’s Werk Out with DJ Kronic’s Looking For Some Girls was a brilliant move by YouTuber dubstepchick69(!). Thank you, dubstepchick69.

Remember to enjoy the weekend responsibly. No more than 5 hookers in a room.

Melanie Iglesias & Lisa Ramos Try To Out Cat Daddy Kate Upton

Melanie Iglesias (right) & Lisa Ramos (left) — does it really matter who’s who?

Melanie Iglesias & Lisa Ramos, gorgeous girls in their own right, have taken off the earrings, the fake nails, the hair extensions, the fake eyelashes, and thrown down the gauntlet — challenging the most recent cause for an internet meltdown in Kate Upton.

They think they can do the Cat Daddy better than Kate.

(shout-out to JTEE$ for always being on the look-out)

I may not have a horse in this debate, but I know basic math and 2 is always greater than 1.

Basic Math: 2 > 1

The Internet Broke When Terry Richardson Somehow Convinced Kate Upton To Dance

(shout-out to The Bropez for the find)

Another video of Kate Upton dancing breaks the internet again!

Sporting the itty bitty red bikini from her SI Swimsuit Cover, Kate Upton was somehow convinced into making a Cat Daddy dance video for American Apparel owner and all around general creeper Terry Richardson. Could this man look any more like a pedophile? Could this man be a savior for all heterosexual males? Yes. Yes, he is.

Oh, you don’t know what The Cat Daddy is?

The Cat Daddy (As defined by Urban Dictionary):

A dude over fifty five who can still get it
“Lionel Richie is one cat daddy you had better not leave your lady alone with.”
Cat Daddy is the name of a dance used when you dougie. It was created by the Rej3tz who have a song called “Cat Daddy” For this dance, you cross your arms in front of you, then behind then you move your hands in a wheel chair motion while going down low.

For the imagination impaired. Here’s how you Cat Daddy.

Jimmy Kimmel Wants To Know If You Watch Porn

Jimmy Kimmel is my dude!