The Pornstar Madness Final Four
When I set out to start the Pornstar Madness bracket, I did not think it would end like this — with four of the most popular pornstars left. But at the end of the day, you always go back to what you know. What you’re familiar with. Loyalty.
There is nothing more unexplainable than the loyalty that certain people share with their favorite pornstars. It’s like you questioning why your buddy would still go back to his first real girlfriend if the opportunity arose — no matter how much wider her hips and lips got after they were last together. It’s really all in the eye of the beholder. And since I’m the only one willing to jerk off to 69 different pornstars (and tell you about it!), I think I’ve earned the right to crown whoever the #@$% I want to #@$%.
So, I took a gander at the the filmography of each pornstar and asked myself, “What separates her from the rest of the pack?” Was it the copious amounts of anal sex? The gallons of jizz she willingly swallowed? Or the diameter of her stretched out asshole? No, it wasn’t any of those things.
Instead it was that unmeasurable quality I called the XXX-Factor. The ability to own a scene. To look down the lens of a camera while she has her co-star’s cock rammed deep inside her.
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