Snitches get stitches
Ed Snowden is either a hero or villain, depending on where you fall on the whole “I don’t want no government listening to my phone calls” debate. And after leaking highly classified information on the NSA’s PRISM program (which is basically an extension of the first time we gave up our personal liberties so that we can catch them goddamn terrorists), Ed Snowden’s life just got a whole lot more interesting.
Mostly because he has an attractive girlfriend. She’s a dancer!
If only Ed learned to keep his mouth closed
Hawaii is beautiful, isn’t it? Makes me kinda wish I worked IT for the US government
When you work for the government, you don’t need no basic furniture
Big Brother is watching you!
And there’s nothing more disconcerting to the American public than finding out that a whistleblower has an attractive girlfriend. Because, as all you 24 fans out there already know, the best tactic in smoking out an enemy of the state is to target their attractive girlfriend.
Lindsay Mills is a dancer and part-time blogger who moved with Ed Snowden to Hawaii sometime after 2011. After packing his bags and telling Lindsay that he was gonna be “gone for business”, Ed Snowden never returned. He is suspected of hiding out somewhere in Hong Kong.
Which can only mean that Lindsay Mills is now all alone. And very single. And as you can imagine, she’s shaken up about the whole ordeal. So, easy pickings.
Lindsay Mills — Would you…
with no rubbers?
Where in the world is Ed Snowden?
More pics of Lindsay Mills in as little clothing as possible after the jump.
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
