If you had to pick just one…
A recent study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Science or PNAS (“Ha!”), claims that all straight women prefer men with bigger penises (“Penii? Penises? Dicks? Dicks.”).
And from this little “experiment” using computer generated male models of different heights and body builds and dick sizes, scientists have theorized that big dicks played an integral part in shaping evolution by influencing how women chose their mates (“Which makes perfect sense since back then there wasn’t such a thing as boxer-briefs.”). Oh, and being tall also helped too.
But since this is science, there are such things as variables and questionable controls that can greatly influence a study’s findings, so if that sort of thing interests you, then you should have fun reading Gawker, Jezebel, and io9 comments.
Swinging a big ass dick, walking like he’s straddling a nuclear weapon
I feel bad for men with small dicks. I really do.
I bet life must be hard for them. I mean, it can’t be easy walking around with a little nub of a cock in your pants (“Not exactly the world’s biggest confidence booster”). And definitely not something you can easily change. Like small breasts. But unlike breasts, it’s not exactly appropriate for Little Johnny to show off just how much he’s grown after his voice dropped down a couple octaves. That type of behavior can get you arrested. While Little Susie who went from an A-Cup to a 36DD, almost overnight, won’t ever go hungry. That’s not right…
Where’s the gender equality in that?
So, the next time you hear a feminist complain about the “glass ceiling” or unwanted compliments, you remind them that men have it just as bad and then you tell them that there’s not a problem in the world that a big ass dick can’t solve. Because science proved it.
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Tagged big, big ass dick, big dick, cock, dick, dick size, double standard, evolution, experiment, giant, giant penis, huge, Johnson, news, penis, penis size, PNAS, science, size queens, small, small dick, small penis, The D, tiny, weird news, women, World News
Meet Annie Hawkins-Turner. She is a native of Atlanta, GA where she raises her two children. She is an entrepreneur and will be featured on the upcoming episode of TLC’s Strange Sex. She is the proud owner of 102ZZZ breasts.
Also, she goes by the name “Norma Stitz”.
With breasts that large, I can’t help but wonder how much back pain she will have to go through once she reaches the tender age of “old”. But so far, Norma Stitz has no plans to undergo breast augmentation nor does she want to.
Norma Stitz has enormous tits
And I commend her.
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Tagged 102ZZZ, adult entertainment, all-natural, Annie Hawkins-Turner, boobies, boobs, breasts, crazy stupid news, fetish, Gawker, huge tits, natural breasts, Norma Stitz, Strange Sex, tits, titties, TLC, weird news
Sex with prostitutes can be tricky. Sometimes you luck out and find one who treats you like the second coming of Ron Jeremy, but most of the time you’re running into a working girl who sees sucking and #@$%ing your dick as nothing more than that night’s dinner. That’s why this next story hits hard.
Huffington Post reports that a prostitute in Zimbabwe was electrocuted after hanging up her client’s clothes out to dry on a clothesline that might have been in contact with a live wire. This was after she spent the night.
Now that is service!
But the story doesn’t end there. Apparently, the family of the
whore hooker prostitute escort working girl, Mati Nhamo, want the client to pay up. Not just for her overnight fee, but for what they would have gotten if she was given away in marriage.
Last Mbele, the client, claims the tried and true excuse that the working girl was “his girlfriend”. Yeah, riiiiigggghhhhhtt. And I’m Peter North.
Someone call Spike TV, I’ve got their next death for 1000 Ways to Die.
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Tagged client, crazy death, crazy stupid news, dirty laundry, electrocution, escort, hookers, Huffington Post, Last Mbele, Mati Nhamo, prostitutes, sex worker, weird news, whore, working girl, Zimbabwe
Natty Light can now claim to be the first beer in space.
In an effort to make some more friends, Natty Light told two of its most likely smartest fans to send a can of its awfully wonderful beer into space.
Powered by rockets and laughs Air-lifted into space by a parachute and balloon, a vacuum-sealed can of Natty Light inside a Styrofoam cooler was launched into space and its journey recorded for our viewing pleasure. It’s actually pretty cool.
No one actually drank the beer though, because of a thing called the “wet burp”. Carbon dioxide and zero gravity will result in this:
"The Wet Burp"
Wouldn’t be the first time someone yakked after a sip of Natty Light.
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Tagged beer, carbon dioxide, crazy stupid news, Huffington Post, Natty, Natty Light, Natural Light, outer space, projectile vomit, science, space, vomit, weird news, wet burp, World News, zero gravity
Ever wonder why Florida is called the dingleberry of the United States? Oh, it’s not? Is there any way to ratify that? Florida kinda sucks.
We look better with our wigs on
Orlando Sentinel reports that police apprehended three shoplifters from Jo-Ann Fabrics, a fabric and hobby store, Sunday afternoon. Among the stolen goods were:
- 5 packs of black feathers, 2 packs of red feathers
- 2 packs of red lace gloves, 2 packs of black red lace gloves
- 5 bra pads
- 5 butt pads
- 5 gel inserts
- 3 handbags
- 2 boas
- 3 pairs of costume glasses
- 10 bandanas
This was not the most important thing to take away from the report. What you need to realize is that the shoplifters were all dressed in drag. Stealing items that normal women use to trick men into thinking they’re perfect.
In Orlando, the rise in sequins and boa theft is growing at an astronomical rate. Gangs of cross-dressers in skin-tight dresses and poorly fitting wigs have been terrorizing fabric and hobby shops all along Central Florida. One manager was quoted as saying, “Oh, gosh, they could wipe out a whole section of boas in seconds…” Yes, Florida has got a major problem on its hands and knees.
A word of advice to my drag queen terrorizers –
Stop wearing bright ass colors and mesh tank-tops. You ain’t foolin’ nobody. Seriously. Stop calling attention to yourselves. Yeah, yeah. You’re a queen. I get it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go cross the street in order to avoid your flamboyant ass.
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Tagged Antonio Webb, arrested, beauty products, boas, butt pads, crazy stupid news, cross-dresser, Demetri Marsh, Don't Get Caught, drag, drag queen, Florida, Jo-Ann Fabrics, Orlando, Orlando Sentinel, Renford Patterson, sequins, shoplift, stealing, stupid, tranny, weird news, wigs