If you had to pick just one…
A recent study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Science or PNAS (“Ha!”), claims that all straight women prefer men with bigger penises (“Penii? Penises? Dicks? Dicks.”).
And from this little “experiment” using computer generated male models of different heights and body builds and dick sizes, scientists have theorized that big dicks played an integral part in shaping evolution by influencing how women chose their mates (“Which makes perfect sense since back then there wasn’t such a thing as boxer-briefs.”). Oh, and being tall also helped too.
But since this is science, there are such things as variables and questionable controls that can greatly influence a study’s findings, so if that sort of thing interests you, then you should have fun reading Gawker, Jezebel, and io9 comments.
Swinging a big ass dick, walking like he’s straddling a nuclear weapon
I feel bad for men with small dicks. I really do.
I bet life must be hard for them. I mean, it can’t be easy walking around with a little nub of a cock in your pants (“Not exactly the world’s biggest confidence booster”). And definitely not something you can easily change. Like small breasts. But unlike breasts, it’s not exactly appropriate for Little Johnny to show off just how much he’s grown after his voice dropped down a couple octaves. That type of behavior can get you arrested. While Little Susie who went from an A-Cup to a 36DD, almost overnight, won’t ever go hungry. That’s not right…
Where’s the gender equality in that?
So, the next time you hear a feminist complain about the “glass ceiling” or unwanted compliments, you remind them that men have it just as bad and then you tell them that there’s not a problem in the world that a big ass dick can’t solve. Because science proved it.
the chronic fornicator
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