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Christina Aguilera Is A Hot Mess

Life as a millionaire can be tough. Life as an ex-Mouseketeer, even tougher. That’s why when you go out you should always use the buddy system. Unfortunately for Christina, the buddy system only works if your buddy is less drunk than you are. TMZ is reporting that Christina was arrested last night only because cops caught up with her drunker-er boyfriend. If you’re keeping track at home, this will be Aguilera’s fourth #@$% up since her divorce from Jordan Bratman (misremembering the National Anthem, passing out at Jeremy Renner’s b-day bash — uninvited, and the Grammy slip).

It’s official! Christina Aguilera is a hot mess.

Charlie Sheen Is An F18, Bro (NSFW)

Charlie Sheen. Winning.

via NoRubbersblog YouTube (NSFW)

Selected lines from his Feb. 24, 2011 interview on the Alex Jones radio show. His rant was great. It was also disturbing. In it he referred to himself as a bayonette, an F18, and a Vatican Assassin of the highest order. He must be on some incredible cocaine. No other way to explain this phenomenal crash and burn.

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