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Pornhub Hates Breast Cancer So Much They’re Willing To Fight For The Cure But Susan G. Komen Said No Thanks

Pornhub is the #@$%in’ shit.

If more corporations were run like porn companies, I doubt we’d be so pissed that they’re being treated like people by big government. Philanthropy is a huge thing to big faceless corporations, so why aren’t more companies following Pornhub’s initiative in its Fight For The Cure?

Because Susan G. Komen would probably tell them, “Thanks, but no thanks”. Which is completely understandable. Susan G. Komen does not want to be associated with a company that not only loves breasts, but needs breasts. Wait, what was the argument here?

Pornhub is now looking for a new charity to sponsor with its “Save the Boobs” campaign in support of Breast Cancer Awareness month. “The adult website said it would donate 1 cent for every 30 views of certain videos featuring breasts during October”. So do your part and watch some porn. Because what better way is there to raise money for a good cause than to watch some streaming porn dedicated to fantastic boobs?

Pornhub’s Boob Bus — yes, they’ve got a bus

Would You Wednesday

As you should already know, October is Breast Cancer Awareness month.

Not affiliated with Susan G. Komen and The Fight For The Cure

And here at NoRubbers, we take that very seriously. Not only is a breast a terrible thing to waste, but cancer really #@$%in’ blows. Not only can it kill you but it can also turn a mild-mannered chemistry teacher into the world’s baddest meth cook. So, #@$% that shit.

It can be especially worse when it afflicts women and their breasts. And there’s nothing that us #@$%ers love more than women and their breasts.

So, whether you call them breasts, tits, titties, boobs, boobies, funbags, jugs, melons, chest-puppies, rack, twins, tatas, chesticles, or what have you, join us in giving breast cancer a fat ole middle finger and come celebrate these awesome survivors.

Breast Cancer Survivors — Would you…with no rubbers?

More survivors after the jump.

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Bia And Branca Feres In Tiny Bikinis Almost Fulfills My Twin Sister Fantasy

Anyone else as into synchronized swimming as I am? If not, I’ve got two very good reasons for you to start obsessing over the sport — Bia & Branca Feres.

Twinsies!!

Bia Feres & Branca Feres are an identical twin pair that used to compete in synchronized swimming. Then they got boob implants. And now they get photographed walking on the beach together in their itty-bitty bikinis.

Not a bad trade-off.

Want to know how I tell these two twins apart?

Only one of them does anal!

More pics of this terrific two-some after the jump.

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