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Sofia Vergara’s Twitter Shot Of Her Booty Adds Even More Fuel To “Tits Or Ass?” Debate

Posted on June 18, 2013 by | Leave a comment

The debate in my pants rages on: Tits or Ass? Tits? Or Ass?

Sofia Vergara recently tweeted this:

The internets went crazy. And for good reason. That shot of her awesome, and surprisingly overlooked, rump was enough to keep the sides fighting. It’s the age old question that has haunted mankind since they discovered the forbidden fruit. How we choose to answer dictates so much of our movements, of our thinking and of our destinies, really.

But as you will see, there are no losers when regarding Sofia Vergara’s tits or ass. Because she has both fantastic breasts and an amazing ass.

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Tits

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Or ass?

Win. Win.

More .gifs of Sofia’s jiggly tits after the jump. Because they’re awesome.

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Miss Connecticut Erin Brady May Have Won The Miss USA 2013 Crown, But Miss Utah Stole The Show

Posted on June 17, 2013 by | Leave a comment
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Your Top 6 Miss USA 2013 Semi-Finalists

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Miss Connecticut and Miss Alabama hold hands #howeveryfantasyusuallystarts

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The moment Erin Brady has been waiting for — taking the crown from a black woman

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AIn’t no one touching that tiara

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Her smile is saying, “I’m so happy”, but her eyes are saying, “Get me out of these heels”

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Donald Trump knows how to pick ‘em

Beauty pageants really are something, aren’t they?

I mean, where else can you elicit the cooperation of a bevy of babes from all corners of the country to compete in a televised contest where they are judged purely on their attractiveness? Because, let’s be honest, no one really cares what is coming out of that pretty girl’s mouth.

Unless it’s something as ridiculous as what Marissa Powell (Miss Utah 2013) had to say. In fact, I don’t really know what the big deal is. Did you really expect her to have an enlightening answer to gender inequality and women’s rights? C’mon. Just look at her!

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Giuliana Rancic is all like Miss Utah just undid centuries worth of women’s rights

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But hey, at least she looks good in a swimsuit

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And she’s really good at taking pictures!

I usually watch all beauty pageants on mute anyways. They’re better that way.

Congrats to the new Miss USA — Miss Erin Brady. Most Connecticut name ever. 

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Neon green dresses look better on my bedroom floor

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Impressive showing by the state of Connecticut

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“Victory!”

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Damn, she’s a stunner

More pics of the new champ Erin Brady after the jump.

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Would You Wednesday

Posted on May 22, 2013 by | Leave a comment

Arrested Development was one of those TV shows that was too ahead of its time. And because of that it never did get properly appreciated while still on air. Only after it was cancelled unceremoniously seven years ago, has it become one of the most beloved comedies in TV history. Thank God for Netflix, right?

Resurrected for a fourth, and probably final, season by Netflix, everyone’s favorite dysfunctional family will be returning to your TV screens May 26, 2013. And if you’ve ever watched an episode, it’s easy to see why everyone (and their mother) fell in love with the Bluths. As a fan, I’m excited to see the Bluths wreak havoc all over again as most of you are as well. And, also as a fan, I can’t be the only to have asked myself –

Lucille, Lindsay and Maeby Bluth — Would you…arrested-development-lucille-bluth-1arrested-development-lucille-bluth-7 arrested-development-lindsay-bluth-1arrested-development-lindsay-bluth-2 arrested-development-maeby-bluth-1arrested-development-maeby-bluth-2with no rubbers?

More Arrested Development goodies after the jump. May 26 — can’t wait!

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Out Of All The TV Network Upfronts, CW Had The Best Looking Babes

Posted on May 18, 2013 by | Leave a comment

Every year, TV stations will invite members of the press and major players from all the ad agencies to extravagant venues and make them sit and watch TV clips, while they announce their fall schedules. Sometimes the stars of that network’s hit shows will be on hand.

The CW, a network geared towards teenage girls, had the best looking babes show up.Which makes a lot of sense because no one likes having to watch ugly people on television, especially not teenagers.

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I have no idea what show about teenage angst and vampires Arielle Kebbel is on

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No way am I supposed to believe that AnnaSophia Robb turns into “Horseface”

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Damn, Maggie Q may be the oldest person under contract at The CW. Still so gorgeous

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Kristin Kreuk! Even Superman couldn’t lock up that body

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Damnit Nina Dobrev! I might have to start watching your show about vampires

If you can name all of the shows that Willa Holland, Claire Holt, Adelaide Kane, Danielle Campbell, Aimee Teegarden, Phoebe Tonkin, Arielle Kebbel, AnnaSophia Robb, Maggie Q, Kristin Kreuk and Nina Dobrev star on, then you are not in my target demographic.

More pics of The CW’s hidden horde of beautiful women after the jump.

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What The Hell Is Lea Michele Wearing

Posted on October 17, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Someone needs to fire Lea Michelle’s stylist. And maybe hire me to dress her.

“Hey sweetheart, the camera’s the other way”

I hate to get all fashion police on you #@$%ers, but when a hot young celebrity is asked to show up to some awards banquet and looks like a shitshow, someone needs to be called out. And this isn’t the first time that Lea Michele has looked like an extra in a Tim Burton movie. That dress is just… She might as well have just shown up to the ELLE Women In Hollywood 2012 celebration in gym shorts and knee high socks. At least then you know she’d look good in that.

“Who are you wearing? Because I want to burn him.”

You think because you were on “Glee”, you can just wear whatever you want?

At least stand up straight

I think a family of parakeets just hatched in your head

But that hair… goddamn.

More pics of Lea Michele in an awful dress after the jump.

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Would You Wednesday

Posted on September 26, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Claire Danes added yet another Emmy to her shelf of trophies this past weekend for her role as CIA operative Cryer McCrycry Carrie Mathison in Homeland. Congratulations are certainly in order for the one teen actress who somehow made her way across the treacherous Hollywood landscape without the help of drugs, sextapes, and/or arrests. Bravo, Claire Danes!

“Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series. Sup?”

Not normally my type (flat-chested and WASPy), I do appreciate a good crier.

Claire Danes — Would you…with no rubbers?

Check out Claire Danes’s perky nips in a see-through top after the jump.

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