Your Top 6 Miss USA 2013 Semi-Finalists
Miss Connecticut and Miss Alabama hold hands #howeveryfantasyusuallystarts
The moment Erin Brady has been waiting for — taking the crown from a black woman
AIn’t no one touching that tiara
Her smile is saying, “I’m so happy”, but her eyes are saying, “Get me out of these heels”
Donald Trump knows how to pick ‘em
Beauty pageants really are something, aren’t they?
I mean, where else can you elicit the cooperation of a bevy of babes from all corners of the country to compete in a televised contest where they are judged purely on their attractiveness? Because, let’s be honest, no one really cares what is coming out of that pretty girl’s mouth.
Unless it’s something as ridiculous as what Marissa Powell (Miss Utah 2013) had to say. In fact, I don’t really know what the big deal is. Did you really expect her to have an enlightening answer to gender inequality and women’s rights? C’mon. Just look at her!
Giuliana Rancic is all like Miss Utah just undid centuries worth of women’s rights
But hey, at least she looks good in a swimsuit
And she’s really good at taking pictures!
I usually watch all beauty pageants on mute anyways. They’re better that way.
Congrats to the new Miss USA — Miss Erin Brady. Most Connecticut name ever.
Neon green dresses look better on my bedroom floor
Impressive showing by the state of Connecticut
Damn, she’s a stunner
More pics of the new champ Erin Brady after the jump.