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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bought A Pregnancy Test Then Went Out For Hookah With Porn Star Riley Jensen

Posted on May 14, 2013 by | Leave a comment

I’m pretty sure you can’t get pregnant like that. But maybe I’m wrong.

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She bought it because pregnancy tests just happened to be on sale!

Former Teen Mom and newly minted celebrity sex tape star, Farrah Abraham, scared the bejesus out of male porn star and fellow celebrity sex tape co-star James Deen this past Sunday (on Mother’s Day, no less!) when she was photographed purchasing a pregnancy kit. James Deen did not find it cool:

“To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly. It’s not a game anymore and it’s really not cool.” (Celebuzz)

But Farrah Abraham brushed the whole thing off like it wasn’t a big deal. Probably because it’s just part of her routine now, even if she did anal.

James Deen shouldn’t worry too much. I’m sure she’s not pregnant. In fact, if I were James Deen, I’d be more worried about the fact that Farrah Abraham is now hanging out with other porn stars, like Riley Jensen, now.

**EXCLUSIVE** FROM TEEN MOM TO HOOKAH! 'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has become a hookah smoker, as she hangs out with Riley Jensen at Viceroy's Hookah Lounge in Los Angeles

That’s porn star Riley Jensen with Farrah Abraham

**EXCLUSIVE** FROM TEEN MOM TO HOOKAH! 'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has become a hookah smoker, as she hangs out with Riley Jensen at Viceroy's Hookah Lounge in Los Angeles

Didn’t anyone ever tell Farrah not to shit where she eats?

**EXCLUSIVE** FROM TEEN MOM TO HOOKAH! 'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has become a hookah smoker, as she hangs out with Riley Jensen at Viceroy's Hookah Lounge in Los Angeles

This is just asking for some trouble

Can’t ever be too careful if you’re #@$%ing with NoRubbers, amirite?

More pics of Farrah Abraham smoking hookah with a porn star after the jump.

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Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Promises To Show You That The Best Way In Is Through The Backdoor (NSFW)

Posted on May 2, 2013 by | 1 Comment

If the head of Vivid Entertainment, Steve Hirsch, said it, it has to be true.

Former Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has finally owned up to selling a sex tape starring herself with male porn star James Deen. Just like everyone had assumed. And maybe because she’s kind of attractive (in the right light), or because she’s got a nice pair of fake tits, I suspect that this sex tape will be a huge seller. Also, the title, “Farrah Abraham: Backdoor Teen Mom”, kind of explains my thought process here.

Oh hey! Here’s a sorta SFW screencap from the tape:

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Farrah Abraham #@$%s with NoRubbers. And apparently takes it up the butt

If MTV has proved anything with their 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom programs it’s that America wholly supports its burgeoning population of single teen moms. And since Farrah is the most famous single teen mom trying to make it out there in this world, all by herself, all of America should band together and celebrate what an awesome job this young mother is setting for the future generations of America. Because by selling your post-pregnancy body to the highest bidder, you’re taking back your sexuality and declaring yourself liberated from the shackles of society. You are a single mother, a woman and perhaps, most importantly, a role model for all other teen moms.

As long as you promise to do a little anal. Because at least that way there’s no chance of you getting knocked up again. Amirite?

All of Farrah’s NSFW screencaps from Egotastic after the jump.

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Reese Witherspoon May Have Gotten Arrested Over The Weekend But Still Showed Up To Work The Following Monday

Posted on April 23, 2013 by | Leave a comment

Reese Witherspoon was arrested this weekend in Atlanta along with her husband and super agent, Jim Toth.

A combination photo shows Reese Witherspoon and her husband James Toth after their arrest in Atlanta

Rough weekend for Reese Witherspoon

Details surrounding her arrest paint a very drunk and very prissy Reese. Arresting officers describe Reese Witherspoon as being overly confrontational as they were booking her husband Jim Toth for a DUI. Overly confrontational? Little Miss Legally Blonde? “Pshaw, no way,” you say. Well, according to TMZ:

As officers dealt with Jim, Reese allegedly started acting up, telling cops, ”Do you know my name?”

The officer answered by saying, “No, I don’t need to know your name.”

Witherspoon then came back with, “You’re about to find out who I am … You are going to be on national news.”

Oh shit! The Blonde Queen of Rom-Com just broke you off with that pimp slap!

Of course, State Trooper J. Pyland did not take too kindly to Reese’s diva act and decided to arrest her on a disorderly conduct charge. Which is totally fine by her because she was able to get out the next morning on a $300 bond. And like a true professional, Reese still showed to work on Monday.

By now, the public apology has already been sent out to all the media outlets and her agent is hard at work on finding her new gig. Which makes total sense since her agent is also her husband, who was solely responsible for this entire fiasco.

Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth seen leaving their hotel in New York City***BREAKING NEWS** amid news from Atlanta Georgia, that Reese Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth had been arrested and jailed For a DUI Incident

Like true professionals, husband and wife are back at work after a rough weekend

Celebrities Attend The Screening Of 'Mud'

“Don’t you worry guys. Jim did not drive tonight”

If I’m Jim Toth, I’m doing whatever it takes to sign Reese Witherspoon up for yet another sequel to Legally Blonde – Legally Blonde 5: Say My Name.

More pics of Reese Witherspoon putting on a brave face after the jump.

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Got So Desperate That She Paid James Deen To Shoot A Porno Scene When She Could’ve Made One With Me For Free

Posted on April 11, 2013 by | 1 Comment

Teen Mom will and should go down as one of the most appalling displays of misguided entertainment and exploitation in American history.

Exhibit A: Farrah Abraham

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“This is how I do homework” – Teen Moms everywhere

Here we have a mildly attractive teen who sought her 15 minutes of fame by agreeing to star in a reality series documenting her trials and tribulations after giving birth to her first child at 17. As soon as the cameras rolled, Farrah was transformed from mildly attractive girl with an extremely sad backstory (“Abusive mom, baby daddy dead 2 weeks before their baby’s birth, born and raised in Iowa…”) to desperate for money, attention-seeking reality TV mom.

It all starts with the somewhat professional bikini shoots along the beach.

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Genuine smile. Fake tits

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This is in no way an attempt to seek attention

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Take notes, aspiring teens: “Sideboob will get you places”

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Sunny, sandy, beach-y places

And then comes the sex tape scandal (“Just ask Octomom“) and before you know it, the world’s worst kept secret (“That she did in fact film a sex tape”) is being brought out in front of the firing squad. After days of denying that she had any part in an alleged sex tape that was being shopped around to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment, Farrah Abraham has finally admitted that she did indeed pay the ever popular male porn star James Deen to co-star in her sex tape.

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I wonder if she did anal…

Which, like, girl, I totally would’ve done that fo’ free.

Of course, not all your problems can be solved by selling your sex tape to the highest bidder. But could you imagine if it could? Life would be so much better.

More pics of the Teen MILF Mom and her awesome sideboob after the jump.

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How Bubba The Love Sponge Used Heather Clem To Extort Money From Best Friend Hulk Hogan

Posted on October 19, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Watcha gonna do when your best friend’s wife tries extorting you? Brother

Hulk Hogan lost his wife. His best friend. And his dignity when footage of his sextape with Heather Clem hit the internets. And this was several years after he spent the duration of his adult life parading around America in a feathered boa and bright yellow spandex shorts.

Who needs friends when you’ve got sex partners and extortionists?

Now, news is coming out that Heather Clem, the ex-wife of his best friend, Bubba the Love Sponge, secretly filmed more of her sexcapades with other men. But what is not so implicitly implied in that statement is that her ex-husband, Bubba the Love Sponge, liked to watch. Then once Bubba got bored of the sometime secretly recorded footage, he’d probably, most likely, use said footage to extort money from his celebrity friends.

Such was the case with The Hulkster.

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Olivia Munn Going Topless Is Just Another Reason To Watch Magic Mike (NSFW)

Posted on July 2, 2012 by | Leave a comment

I don’t know if you’ve seen or  heard the news surrounding the latest R-rated movie that came out this weekend. But it’s kind of a big deal. No homo.

The movie is called Magic Mike. It raked in a very impressive $39.1 million in just its first weekend out. It stars Matthew McConaughey, Adam Rodriquez, Alex Pettyfer, Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer, and, oh yeah, Channing Tatum. It’s about male strippers. And, in case you didn’t already know, Channing Tatum used to be a male stripper.

TMZ has the videos to prove it! 

And so does Us Weekly! This Channing Tatum really liked to dance. 

As if that weren’t enough to convince you that the latest Steven Soderbergh flick is plenty worth your time, check out the screenshot of Olivia Munn topless after the jump (NSFW).

Olivia Munn plays a grad student… Ha!

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