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Miranda Kerr Don’t Need No Stinking Victoria’s Secret, Her Tits Are Looking Just Fine (NSFW)

Posted on May 17, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is off to some start after her contract with Victoria’s Secret was not renewed. Not that I was too worried. She’s doing just fine. Thank you very much.

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“Sliding into a bathing suit and looking sexy. It’s like riding a bike” – Miranda Kerr

Clearly, Miranda Kerr hasn’t forgotten how to fit into itty bitty swimsuits and look sexy for the camera. And she seems to be in good spirits, considering that she’s already had what looks like an unfortunate(?) wardrobe malfunction on set. In fact, based off of these photos alone, it took Miranda Kerr a lot longer to realize that her tits were out than the P.A. whose initial instinct was to immediately grab a large sheet to cover Miranda Kerr’s chest with.

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I’ll admit that the P.A. knew shit was about to go down

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So tiny, yet so perfect!

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Shake it off, Miranda. Shake it off

Seriously, how was covering Miranda Kerr’s bare tits your first reaction?

More pics of Miranda Kerr’s itty bitties after the jump (NSFW). Also in .gif form!

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Melanie Iglesias Will Make You Want To Listen To Electronic Dance Music

Posted on May 16, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Melanie Iglesias is that sexy that she’ll make you want to hit play on this video. Even though it features a rave-y glove lightshow set toBingo Players’ “Buzzcut”. Yes, Melanie Iglesias will make you do things that you don’t want to do. It’s a fact. Don’t fight it, just let it take over and enjoy the ride. Trust Melanie Iglesias.

Just in case you were wondering what in the hell you just watched and listened to, here’s a helpful little video from Vice’s brand new EDM blog, THUMP, explaining what EDM means to fans of the new music craze that’s taking over all the young people’s minds.

I blame it on the drugs. Or that chick Molly that everyone seems to be looking for.

Melanie Iglesias looks like a partier

Who taught Melanie Iglesias how to dress? I want to kiss him or her

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I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out that Melanie Iglesias didn’t own a single t-shirt

And now you can add Melanie Iglesias to the list of reasons why EDM is so popular nowadays.

More pics of Melanie Iglesias and her perfect cleavage after the jump.

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Miley Cyrus And A Whole Herd Of Hotties Showed Up To Maxim’s Hot 100 Party In Hollywood Last Night

Posted on May 16, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

And they all looked fantastic.

Some more so than others. Which is why we rank hotties, amirite?

No. 1? No. 1 according to Maxim.

Miley Cyrus was ranked No. 1. Which I don’t really have a problem with because she’s made herself pretty available for photoshoots, tabloid headlines, and such. And she was at the forefront of the whole pixie haircut trend, which is turning out to be a good thing. As long as she continues to put out twerk videos in furry pj’s.

Kind of makes up for all the shitty videos of white girls failing at twerking.

But the party in Hollywood wasn’t just a celebration for Miley Cyrus. Hotties like Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, Dawn Olivieri, Jessica Clark, Jessica Sutta, Kellie Pickler, Natalie Pack, Pia Toscano, Bar Paly, Bria Murphy, Shayne Murphy, Zulay Henao, Kendra Wilkinson, Danielle Fishel (Topanga!), Ronda Rousey, Playmate Nikki Leigh and Janina Gavankar all also showed up to the Hollywood event celebrating Maxim’s Hot 100 list last night.

If you ranked the hotties on their ability to take a hit, Ronda Rousey would be No. 1

Topanga!!! No. 1 to any “Boy Meets World” fan

Pia Toscano arrives at 'Maxim's 2013 Hot 100 Party' held at The Vanguard in Hollywood

Pia Toscano didn’t win American Idol but, apparently, she won the genetic lottery

Bria Murphy arrives at 'Maxim's 2013 Hot 100 Party' held at The Vanguard in Hollywood

Eddie Murphy’s daughter, Bria, is a bad broad

Kendra Wilkinson knows how to dress for these kind of events

Brittney Palmer’s smile is goddamn infectious

Arianny Celeste oozes sex

Sorry I missed it. Looked like fun. Must’ve threw out my invite by accident.

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Nicole Neal And India Reynolds Perfectly Illustrate Just How Difficult The Blonde Or Brunette Debate Can Be Sometimes (NSFW)

Posted on May 15, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Blonde or Brunette?

The Blonde or Brunette Debate rages on. In my pants

For some it’s an easy decision. For many others, it’s as difficult a decision as vanilla versus chocolate. And now, thanks to a Nuts photoshoot featuring equally buxom babes in India Reynolds (The Brunette) and Nicole Neal (The Blonde), the “blonde or brunette” debate just got a little bit harder. And so did my penis.

Blonde…

Or brunette?

Can’t I just pick both?

There’s gotta be something in the water across the pond, right? Or are plastic surgeons just cheaper and better at their jobs over in England?

More pics of Nicole Neal & India Reynolds to help you decide after the jump (NSFW).

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Remembering Angelina Jolie’s Boobs (June 4, 1975 – April 27, 2013) (NSFW)

Posted on May 15, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Angelina Jolie recently announced that she had undergone a double mastectomy, in order to prevent an 87% chance of developing breast cancer which she found out through a simple blood test. And I, for one, commend her brave decision.

I imagine having the procedure done must’ve been an incredibly difficult decision to make as a woman’s breasts have to be a great part of one’s image, and in Angelina Jolie’s case, a significant part of her image as a Hollywood sex symbol. So, bravo Angelina Jolie. It was an incredibly brave thing you did and to share your experience with the world will only inspire more women to take more preventative measures in their fight against breast cancer. Because as you wrote,

“… the final surgery is completed with the reconstruction of the breasts with an implant. There have been many advances in this procedure in the last few years, and the results can be beautiful.” (NY Times)

Yes, breast implants can be beautiful.

Now, let’s take a moment to reflect on an amazing pair of tits whose time with us was far too short.

I feel the same way, Angelina. Boobs are a terrible thing to lose

“Angelina Jolie’s boobs were always there to listen. Providing me with comfort.”

“And her sideboob. God, her sideboob was the best.”

“I’ll never forget the good times I’ve shared with her nipples.”

“And now I only hope they’re in a better place, smiling down on us.”

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#@$% you, cancer. Don’t you dare try to take away that backside.

But at least baby still got that back. POW! POW!

A NSFW tribute to Angelina Jolie’s breasts after the jump.

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Barbara Palvin Is Looking Very Yummy In Her Latest Photoshoot For L’Officiel Turkey

Posted on May 14, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Barbara Palvin is quite good-looking.

Before she turned 18, she was already walking down the fashion runway in Milan. She’s modeled for brands like Victoria’s Secret, Armani Exchange, Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Prada, Miu Miu, Emanuel Ungaro, Vivienne Westwood, and appeared in several fashion publications throughout the world. But perhaps her biggest claim to stardom came when she was rumored to be the girl that caught Justin Bieber’s eye which led to his eventual split from girlfriend Selena Gomez.