Lindsay Lohan
Emma Stone
Lindsay Lohan is 25 years old. She started off as a children’s fashion model before transitioning into acting, singing, and finally, getting arrested.
Emma Stone is 22 years old. She spent much of her childhood in Arizona where she acted in several theater productions before pursuing a career in Hollywood.
While both girls are known for their sultry red locks, Emma Stone is a natural blonde while Lindsay Lohan prefers to be just another dumb blonde.
Natural blonde
Fake blonde
Both ladies are no strangers to unwanted sexual advances, having had issues dealing with declarations of love from creepy admirers.
Lindsay Lohan
Emma Stone
And so according to the stars — Lindsay Lohan could’ve been Emma Stone.
When Lindsay Lohan first stole our hearts in The Parent Trap, everyone had her pegged as the cutest thing since Furbies. We should’ve known better. With her next big role starring opposite Jamie Lee Curtis in Freaky Friday, Lindsay Lohan’s star was on the rise. This was in 2003. In 2004, she would star in the critically acclaimed Mean Girls. But after a series of flops and a growing rap sheet, the rest, as they say in showbiz, is history. Now a lightning rod of controversy and mainstay of the tabloid pages, she is no longer considered a serious actress.
Emma Stone was homeschooled after dropping out of high school at the age of 15, when she moved to Los Angeles with her mother. She would audition during the day, landing herself small parts on T.V. shows like Medium, Malcolm In The Middle, and Drive. It would not be until 2007 when Emma Stone was cast as the heart of Jonah Hill’s affection in Superbad that she would become the next best thing since cheese in a can. Roles in The House Bunny and Zombieland would soon follow before she was finally given a chance to carry a movie on her own. That movie would be Easy A, which promptly propelled her to A-List status. Now, she’ll be starring alongside Andrew Garfield in The Amazing Spider-Man.
Lindsay, you could’ve been Emma Stone! Must suck to be you.
Lindsay Lohan
Emma Stone
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
