Dancing With The Kinda-Sorta Stars
Last night ABC released the roster for their upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars. It’s kind of a big deal. Has been for a while now really. A cheap and fun way for pseudo-stars to remain in the limelight before their star fades away into obscurity. There’s a lot of attractive people on the list, and I want to #@$% some of ‘em, but you already know that.
I want to know out of the list, who would you want to #@$%?
I’m not into dudes but these next contestants can all get it. And I’ve doled out the odds in accordance to their chances of winning… or on how much I want to bang ‘em.
Judge for yourself.
Nancy Grace 1:150 odds
Chynna Phillips 1:50 odds
Ricki Lake 1:25 odds
Kristin Cavallari 1:2 odds
Elisabetta Cannalis 1:1 odds
Hope Solo 1:1 odds
Put a gun to my head and I have to say that
Ron Artest Metta World Peace is gonna win the whole shebang.
Call me Metta World Peace -- Look at those arms!
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Britain’s infatuation with judging Americans continues when Simon Cowell ushers in X-Factor this coming Fall. Unfortunately for us Yankee Doodles, we won’t be getting any of what made the British show such a hit — Ms. Cheryl Cole. The hottie has been embroiled in a nasty case of suits thinking too goddamn much about things and has robbed us of our chance to gawk at her mercilessly. They say her accent is too thick for our ears. Another case of suits being idiots? Or further proof that girls should just keep their mouths shut and look pretty? America couldn’t spot a good import if it sat in our lap and called us daddy.
Seems like Cheryl Cole (née Cheryl Tweedy) can’t catch a break. First, her famous footballer of an ex-husband cheats on her, then she catches malaria, and now she’s booted off both versions of X-Factor. At least she’s still got her looks.
Cheryl Cole — Would you…with no rubbers?
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