Dancing With The Kinda-Sorta Stars
Last night ABC released the roster for their upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars. It’s kind of a big deal. Has been for a while now really. A cheap and fun way for pseudo-stars to remain in the limelight before their star fades away into obscurity. There’s a lot of attractive people on the list, and I want to #@$% some of ‘em, but you already know that.
I want to know out of the list, who would you want to #@$%?
- David Arquette?
- J.R. Martinez (Uh, who?)?
- Carson Kressley (Uh, what’d you call me?)
- Rob Kardashian (There’s another Kardashian?)?
- Chaz Bono (Dude looks like a lady. Oh shit, dude is a lady)?
I’m not into dudes but these next contestants can all get it. And I’ve doled out the odds in accordance to their chances of winning… or on how much I want to bang ‘em.
Judge for yourself.
Nancy Grace 1:150 odds
Chynna Phillips 1:50 odds
Ricki Lake 1:25 odds
Kristin Cavallari 1:2 odds
Elisabetta Cannalis 1:1 odds
Hope Solo 1:1 odds
Put a gun to my head and I have to say that Ron Artest Metta World Peace is gonna win the whole shebang.
Call me Metta World Peace -- Look at those arms!
the chronic fornicator
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