This past weekend, the World lost an icon. A hero. A role model.
“The Iron Lady” Margaret Thatcher passed away on April 8, 2013 at the age of 87. Known for her staunch, uncompromising political style, Margaret Thatcher was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1979 to 1990 and holds the distinction of being the only female elected to that governing office. And now, she’s dead.
But perhaps her greater accomplishment took place when she played Meryl Streep in a political drama – wait, Meryl Streep played Margaret Thatcher? That doesn’t seem right, does it?
Margaret Thatcher once played Meryl Streep in a movie
Margaret Thatcher — Would you…with No Rubbers?
More pics of the “Iron Lady” after the jump. God bless her.
As you should already know, October is Breast Cancer Awareness month.
Not affiliated with Susan G. Komen and The Fight For The Cure
And here at NoRubbers, we take that very seriously. Not only is a breast a terrible thing to waste, but cancer really #@$%in’ blows. Not only can it kill you but it can also turn a mild-mannered chemistry teacher into the world’s baddest methcook. So, #@$% that shit.
It can be especially worse when it afflicts women and their breasts. And there’s nothing that us #@$%ers love more than women and their breasts.
So, whether you call them breasts, tits, titties, boobs, boobies, funbags, jugs, melons, chest-puppies, rack, twins, tatas, chesticles, or what have you, join us in giving breast cancer a fat ole middle finger and come celebrate these awesome survivors.
Breast Cancer Survivors — Would you…with no rubbers?
This past Monday, notorious cocaine kingpin Griselda Blanco was assassinated on the streets of Medellin, Colombia. She was known for her brutal violence while running a drug empire that brought in an average of $8 million per month.
To say that she was the original H.B.I.C. (Head Bitch In Charge) would be an understatement.
Three and a half things you should probably know about “Cocaine Godmother”:
Mmmm… Cartel kingpins never looked this good
1. Griselda Blanco was a cold-blooded killer. You don’t build a distribution network that spanned the East Coast of the United States all the way to Colombia by making a ton of friends. Instead, you probably have to chop up a lot of bodies. And this is what Griselda Blanco was known for — an unprejudiced appetite for killing anyone in her way. Colombian authorities suspect that Blanco ordered an minimum of 250 hits. And if you thought King Henry VIII was bad, you never met Griselda Blanco who routinely killed her husbands, baby daddies, partners, and basically any one who gave her a stank eye.
Mamacita!
2. Griselda Blanco started her criminal career young. Growing up poor in the slums is hard enough. Growing up poor in the slums and in an abusive household is even harder. So, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that Griselda Blanco started her career as a hardened criminal at the age of 11 — by kidnapping and killing another child. After that baptism by fire, Griselda Blanco went into prostitution and pickpocketing before moving to New York in the ’70s. By then she had three children and a burgeoning cocaine enterprise. By the ’80s, Griselda Blanco established a distribution network that brought in millions. Pablo Escobar was still flying his own cocaine-filled planes by then.
Griselda Blanco probably had sex whenever she wanted
3. Tony Montana got nothing on the “Cocaine Godmother”. Griselda Blanco was appropriately nicknamed the “Cocaine Godmother” and was one of the earliest pioneers of cocaine trafficking in the United States. After murdering her first husband and business partner, Blanco showcased her criminal brilliance by successfully maneuvering around the legal system before being forced to run her empire from behind bars for 10 years. Luckily for her no extra time was tacked on since police secretaries assigned to her case were found to be engaging in phone sex with her top Buttonman. And while she was indeed a ruthless drug lord, she did seem to have a great sense of awareness — naming her youngest son after Godfather character Michael Corleone. And that sort of meta irony makes her death kind of poetic after she was assassinated by motorcycle hitmen — a tactic she has been credited with inventing. Ironic? Definitely.
You may remember “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey from her incredibly hot and somewhat emasculating nude photoshoot for this year’s ESPN The Body Issue, and you might’ve asked yourself, “Who was that hottie with the cut-off gloves?”.
Strikeforce’s Women’s Bantamweight Champion
And then you might’ve jumped onto your computer and watched somehighlights of her very short but certainly impressive 6-0 record, which earned her a title shot in March 2012. And then maybe you find out that she started her MMA career after winning Bronze for Team USA at the 2008 Olympics in Judo.
And then you might’ve laughed while watching her parody video she made for her most recent opponent’s fan contest. And then maybe you fall in love with the trash-talking pugilist from Riverside County, CA.
Ronda Rousey hates the fact that other people have arms
Ronda Rousey collects broken arms and dislocated elbows for fun
And then you might’ve seen some photos from her last two wins where she basically forced her opponents into submission by trying to break their arms, elbows, and/or shoulders as fast as possible. And then maybe you discover that this is how she’s won all of her professional fights so far in her MMA career.
“Uh, is it presumptuous of me to ask if my elbow should be bending like that…”
And then, finally, you might’ve had your balls shrivel up at the thought of having “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey rip your arm out of its socket as she wraps her perfectly toned thighs around your neck while you cum come to the slow realization that there is no longer any oxygen flowing to your brain and that this was not at all how you imagined your first erotic asphyxiation experience.
With the looks of a ring girl, the Judo skills of an Olympic champion, and a potty-mouth to match, this fighter has got everything it takes to legitimize Women’s MMA.
Just as long as she beats Cristiane “Cyborg” Santos, a Women’s MMA champion who looks exactly how you’d imagine a Women’s MMA fighter. Like a man. Which makes sense because her nickname is “The Ugly”. The proposed challenge put out by Rousey after she dismantled Kaufman will be a fight made for TV. Pitting the attractive American against the brutish Brazilian, who also tested positive for an anabolic steroid a year ago, Rousey vs Santos already has plenty of storylines to explore. And so this match, if it happens, will be epic. Because who doesn’t want to see “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey win one for the hot chicks?
Meet MMA’s hottest new Women’s Bantamweight Champion and the sport’s Next Big “It” Girl, “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey:
“Rowdy” Ronda Rousey can take a beating
Fighting Ronda Rousey does not look like fun
More pics of this hottie who could totally rip your heart out, with her bare hands, after the jump.
Notice how giddy these announcers sound (0:18) when Veronica Rothenhausler lands one of the cleanest shots to the face, male or female, that I’ve ever seen. And Ashlee Evans-Smith must’ve seen it coming a mile away once she refused to touch gloves at the beginning of the fight.
Never will you see a punch to a broad’s face land as easily as that one just did… unless you’re hanging with Chris Brown.
I bet he’d love to get in the ring with either fighter
Last night, Misty May-Treanor & Kerri Walsh-Jennings won their third straight Olympic Gold Medal and have firmly cemented themselves as the best beach volleyball duo in the sport. And what a wonderful sport it is.
Not only has beach volleyball opened my eyes to the grace and power of some fantastic female athletes, but it’s provided me with countless hours of entertainment that will be sorely missed once the Olympic Games have ceased. Thankfully, we have Marta Menegatti to remind us what we have to look forward to in 2016. But, might another rising star rival Marta’s booty beauty?
Meet Spain’s Liliana Fernandez-Steiner. She may have the greatest bum in beach volleyball. I’ll let you judge for yourselves.
Grab some balls and keep yourself busy until Rio 2016
She’s now officially one to watch
Seriously, just look at how much fun these two look like they’re having.
More pics of this booty-ful beauty after the jump.
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