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A Whole Bunch Of Hotties Showed Up To The Met Gala Looking Awesome But Blake Lively Won

Hands down. No contest.

In a field of hotties consisting of celebrities like Felicity Jones, Brooklyn Decker, Zooey Deschanel, Gwyneth Paltrow, Diane Kruger, Marion Cotillard, Kristen Stewart, Stacy Keibler, Emilia Clarke, Emma Watson, Minka Kelly, Beyoncé, Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, and Olivia Wilde, Blake Lively came out on top. Because she wore a dress that pushed up her tits like she had some sort of magical little midget powerlifting them up above his head for the entire night.

And while there were some contenders (Hello Olivia Wilde!), no one really came close to taking the title of “Best Dressed” at last night’s Gala at The Met away from Blake Lively. And her invisible powerlifting midget.

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Oh, you fancy huh?

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Olivia Wilde’s back made her a very strong contender

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While Miley Cyrus and her dress threatened to cause some trouble

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Anne Hathaway showed up in a big way

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As did Minka Kelly

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Emma Watson did her best but ultimately came up short

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If Emilia Clarke brought her dragons, she might’ve won

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Although Stacy Keibler was rocking a great looking dress

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Felicity Jones came all dolled up

Way more hotties showed up to The Met Gala. Hit the jump for more.

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Would You Wednesday

It seems like all the hot celebs were at Coachella this past weekend.

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While you were in Bumblefuck, Nowhere, this happened

Man, I wish I had money to fly out to Southern California for a three-day outdoor music festival whenever the #@$% I wanted. It must be nice knowing that you can do that whenever you want. Maybe… Maybe I should just move out West. Yeah, that’d be cool because the East Coast usually has to wait until the summer before we can start thinking about enjoying our music in outdoor venues. And all these pictures of celebrities in short shorts and leather boots make me wish it was August already. So, #@$% you, California. You and your sun and your girls… #@$% you.

Coachella Hotties — Would you…coachella-2013-celebs-3-alessandra-ambrosio LACOSTE L!VE Desert Pool Party In Celebration Of Coachella - Day 1 coachella-2013-celebs-9-vanessa-hudgens coachella-2013-celebs-12-ashley-benson coachella-2013-celebs-15-ireland-baldwin coachella-2013-celebs-20-francesca-eastwood coachella-2013-celebs-29-julianne-hough coachella-2013-celebs-30-tallulah-williswith no rubbers?

More celebs at Coachella 2013 after the jump.

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Everyone Who Showed Up To The 40th Anniversary Of The AMAs Looked Great Last Night – Everyone Except For Christina Aguilera

Last night, a bunch of musicians and hot celebrities who once played musicians came out to celebrate pop music and the slow decay of American culture at the 40th Anniversary of the American Music Awards. I only mention the slow decay of American culture because when you reward Justin Bieber with your award show’s version of “Artist of the Year”, then you’ve pretty much given up on the future of music. Yeah, I’m a “hater” but one thing I won’t hate on is how good every single one of these celebs looked at the AMAs last night.

Taylor Swift looked absolutely gorgeous last night

I’m very confused as to why Stacy Keibler was invited but I’m glad she was

Heidi Klum may not be able to sing but she can yodel

Hayden Panettiere plays a country music star on TV

Oh look, it’s Jordin Sparks – an actual signer

Carly Rae Jepsen won for Best New Artist, which was not unexpected

Even Ke$ha showed up looking somewhat #@$%able

Yeah, everyone who showed up to last night’s AMAs looked great.

Everyone, except Christina Aguilera.

Er… Christina Aguilera is really embracing that whole “diva” thing

More pics of 2012′s American Music Awards hotties after the jump.

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Would You Wednesday

Merry #SlutChristmas!!!

Sluts on Halloween — Would you…
with no rubbers?

(props to Sully for coining the phrase)

Culo Means Ass In Spanish (NSFWish)

Leave it to the Hispanics to come up with the perfect title for a book.

The World’s Luckiest Photographer Raphael Mazzucco put out a book on ass worship — and it’s pretty #@$%in’ ill. The man behind Sports Illustrated’s most delightful handbras (again, he is the luckiest photographer in the world) has taken on the mantle of “ass-man” by featuring some of the world’s greatest asses in one book. Not only is he doing the world a public service but he’s letting me know that books can be fun too! Picture books are the best.

"Culo" means "Ass"

Oh, look executive editors include Jimmy Iovine and Sean “Diddy” Combs.

Hit the jump for more (NSFW pics via WWTDD)

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