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Knicks Fans Should Rally Behind La La Because The Celtics Said A Bunch Of Mean Shit About Her

Posted on May 3, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

The Knicks just couldn’t close out the series against the Celtics on Wednesday. Not because they couldn’t make an easy bucket the entire game or because they’re the same old Knicks, but rather because the Celtics have gotten under Carmelo Anthony’s skin again by talking shit about his wife.

And well, that’s just mean.

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Keep showering the Knicks with love, LaLa

La La “Honey Nut Cheerios” Anthony finds herself caught in the middle of the trash talking shitstorm between her husband and Boston Celtics players. Again.

Try again. You on the bench for a reason. instagram.com/p/Y0QM3-xjT5/—
LA LA (@lala) May 02, 2013

And while she may have responded back, by way of instagram, Knicks fans should not let that be the end of this narrative. Knicks fans need to rally behind La La and really show her some support by checking out these pictures of her and wondering aloud what every Knicks fan is probably thinking but too afraid to ask:

“Does La La really does taste like Honey Nut Cheerios?”

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Pass me the milk

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No wonder Knicks fans love Melo so much

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I want to big ass spoonfuls

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Anyone else wondering how big Melo’s hands are?

Oh, and #@$% the Celtics!

I would never talk trash about that mans Wife. I don't him…….. All I did was respond!!—
Jordan Crawford (@jcraw55) May 02, 2013

I don’t him either, Jordan. I don’t him… More pics of La La after the jump.

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Katherine Webb Is Back To Looking Gorgeous After Leaving Splash

Posted on April 26, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

I became a huge fan of Katherine Webb when she was first spotted at the National Championship Game in about as much time as it takes for blood to travel from one part of the body to another. I think it’s pretty evident why.

She’s gorgeous.

Katherine Webb’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

After she was able to parlay that all too brief moment in the sun into a photoshoot in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Katherine Webb moved on to try her hand at TV. Unfortunately, for all of America, Katherine Webb’s first foray into our idiot boxes started with this:

Splash – further proof that Network TV is run by unimaginative idiots in suits.

Thankfully, she has bowed out of Splash due to a back injury (natch) and has gone back to the safe cocoon of modeling and looking gorgeous every waking breath of her day.

Cheeseburgers and french fries? Katherine Webb, it’s not fair!

Hey ABC, maybe you should’ve had more shots like this and less of Louie Anderson

Katherine Webb looks just as good wet as she does dry

For all you pervs…

But hey, it wasn’t all bad. At least we got some pics of her in a wet bathing suit.

More pics of Katherine Webb, looking both wet and dry, after the jump.

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Paulina Gretzky Gives Me Two Major Reasons Why I Should Tune In To The Masters

Posted on April 11, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

“The Great One Two”

Paulina Gretzky is the smokin’ hot daughter of “The Great One” Wayne Gretzky. That fact alone should be enough for her to get by in life and never lift a finger. But you don’t just become the daughter of “The Great One” by skating by on whatever talents God gave you. No, you have to work at it.

That knot in the front — uncoached, all natural ability

Wayne Gretzky’s price for being so good — a smokin’ hot daughter

And that is exactly what Paulina is doing. Working it. At The Masters.

She may be there cheering on her boyfriend Dustin Johnson, but in my mind she’s there solely working on working it.

All the pics of Paulina Gretzky in higher-res after the jump.

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Playboy Playmate Nikki Leigh Sure Looks Good Wearing Michigan’s Colors

Posted on April 8, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

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“Maize RAGE!!!” — not to be confused with “Boner RAGE!!!”

Nikki Leigh is most definitely rooting for Michigan over Louisville in tonight’s NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship game.

At least, that’s how I like to imagine it.

Nikki Leigh (if you ain’t already know) is a gorgeous sun-kissed blonde, typical of the type of girl that Playboy loves to feature in between the sheets of their glossy magazine — not that there’s anything remotely wrong with that. In fact, if I had any sort of input into who Playboy featured, I’d say, “More Nikki Leigh”. Because, well, she looks awesome wearing Michigan’s Maize & Blue, doesn’t she?

Not to be such a homer though, I’ve also included Nikki Leigh posing in other school colors. If you’re into rooting for losing squads. Or maybe you just like girls in knee high socks. Which, like, duh.

Nikki Leigh could dribble my balls any day

That headband looks a little tight…

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Dude, she can totally palm a basketball

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Um, uh, who’s Michigan playing again… Oh yeah, that’s right

More pics of Nikki Leigh in athletic gear and some great pics of her cleavage in various stages of undress after the jump.

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UFC Ring Girls Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer Are On The Cover Of FHM But The Chive Did It Better

Posted on April 5, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

You know who probably has a great life? Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer. Not only are they two extremely good-looking girls but they are also quite talented at what they do — which is to look extremely good-looking. And for that they get to travel all around the world, get a whole bunch of free swag, and get face time on TV every few weeks. It’s not an easy job, but they make it look fun.

Shit, you think it’s easy to look like you might sorta be interested in other chicks?

I don’t blame FHM for not wanting to show off all their goods, per se… I mean, people should really buy the magazine if they want to get a good look at what Arianny and Brittney look like in their underwear. It’s a dying industry. Support them.

Two major reasons why the UFC has continued its tremendous growth

“Rah-Rah-Sis-Boom-Bah!”

I always feel funny whenever I see chicks holding hands

But one high-resolution picture on your website? C’mon, man! How am I supposed to vulture material off your site for mine? Throw me a bone!

The Chive lets me do it.

More pics of Arianny Celeste & Brittney Palmer after the jump. Totally worth it.

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Here’s Knicks Courtside Reporter Jill Martin In A Bikini To Keep The Fantasy Alive For Delusional Knicks Fans

Posted on April 4, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | 1 Comment

The Knicks have been steamrolling their way through the league as they look to keep the momentum going as they head into the playoffs. And they’ve been doing it by playing defense, making shots, and finally(!) getting healthy.

And speaking of healthy, here’s mighty fine courtside reporter Jill Martin (rocking her Knicks cap!) in a tiny bikini on the beach and at the pool. Normally, I could care less about what cute blondes have to tell me about my sports teams, but Jill Martin I may listen to. Especially if she keeps this streak of bikinis going.