“Hi, my name is James Robert Johnson. I am a 65 year old retiree. I like dogs and fishing on the weekends. I am also a registered sex offender. I was convicted of sodomizing a four year old girl.
It was April 3rd, 2002. It was raining that day, I think. The four year old was running around outside when it started to drizzle. Fearing that she would catch a cold, I offered her a dry place to stay in my small home. She did not hesitate. Once inside, I ran to my closet and grabbed the smallest towel I could find. I helped her dry off by softly patting her tiny chubby arms and legs. Having never had children of my own, I did not know how soft a toddler’s skin could be. It was, quite possibly, the greatest feeling I have ever felt. It was then that I discovered I had popped a boner.
I live in Houston County of Dothan, AL. My address is 3145 Montgomery Highway Room 151.
I am your neighbor.”
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