On Feb. 3, 2012, troll-aggregator and internet meme oasis reddit hosted a AMA (Ask Me Anything) Q&A with Woody Harrelson.
Hi Reddit, it’s Woody here. I’m in New York today doing interviews for my new film RAMPART, which opens in theaters on February 10th. I’ll be checking in from 3-4EST today and will get to as many of your questions as I can, so start asking now! Be back soon.
It’s happening – I’m answering questions for about 15 minutes. Bring on the questions on Rampart!
Since the internet is full of creeps and generally no-good-bodies, Woody Harrelson left within 15 minutes in a presumably expletive-fueled rage due to being asked a question by one AndyRooney (no, not that Andy Rooney). The question:
I swear this is (allegedly) a true story. I went to a high school in LA and you (allegedly) crashed our prom after party (Universal Hilton). You (allegedly) ended up taking the virginity of a girl named Roseanne. You (allegedly) didn’t call her afterwards. She (allegedly) cried a lot. Do you remember any of this and can confirm or have you (allegedly) been so knee deep in hollywood pooty for so long that this qualifies as a mere blip?
/I’m (allegedly) not kidding.
Check out AndyRooney’s visual representation of the events of that alleged night in all its “.gif”-y glory.