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Woody Harrelson Did Not Expect To Be Asked About That High School Prom He Might Have Crashed

Allegedly.

"What'd you just ask me?"

On Feb. 3, 2012, troll-aggregator and internet meme oasis reddit hosted a AMA (Ask Me Anything) Q&A with Woody Harrelson.

Hi Reddit, it’s Woody here. I’m in New York today doing interviews for my new film RAMPART, which opens in theaters on February 10th. I’ll be checking in from 3-4EST today and will get to as many of your questions as I can, so start asking now! Be back soon.

Verification: https://twitter.com/#!/Rampart_Movie/status/164478609665429504

It’s happening – I’m answering questions for about 15 minutes. Bring on the questions on Rampart!
https://twitter.com/#!/Rampart_Movie/status/165511152082763776

Since the internet is full of creeps and generally no-good-bodies, Woody Harrelson left within 15 minutes in a presumably expletive-fueled rage due to being asked a question by one AndyRooney (no, not that Andy Rooney). The question:

I swear this is (allegedly) a true story. I went to a high school in LA and you (allegedly) crashed our prom after party (Universal Hilton). You (allegedly) ended up taking the virginity of a girl named Roseanne. You (allegedly) didn’t call her afterwards. She (allegedly) cried a lot. Do you remember any of this and can confirm or have you (allegedly) been so knee deep in hollywood pooty for so long that this qualifies as a mere blip?

/I’m (allegedly) not kidding.

The hive has spoken.

Check out AndyRooney’s visual representation of the events of that alleged night in all its “.gif”-y glory.

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It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Recap: The ANTI-Social Network

#@$%ing shusher

Who else hates being shushed? It is one of the most annoying things another person can do while you are having an animated discussion on how meandering your conversation has become amongst friends. And that is how The Gang is drawn into the seedy and untrustworthy world of social networking.

All it takes is one douchebag bro in a cardigan sweater to set The Gang off. #@$% that guy. Cue theme song.

I always enjoy when The Gang tackles a topical issue such as abortion, welfare, crack addiction, and in this case, the power of social networking. You see, in their eyes, social networking is just a bunch of baloney created by mashing together viral videos, status updates, and tweets that do more harm for society than good. I don’t disagree — although it is great for stalking chicks.

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