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Sofia Vergara’s Twitter Shot Of Her Booty Adds Even More Fuel To “Tits Or Ass?” Debate

Posted on June 18, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

The debate in my pants rages on: Tits or Ass? Tits? Or Ass?

Sofia Vergara recently tweeted this:

Where @keegankillian and @luisbalaguer cant find me!!!☀☀ say.ly/sMO63o4—
Sofia Vergara (@SofiaVergara) June 15, 2013

The internets went crazy. And for good reason. That shot of her awesome, and surprisingly overlooked, rump was enough to keep the sides fighting. It’s the age old question that has haunted mankind since they discovered the forbidden fruit. How we choose to answer dictates so much of our movements, of our thinking and of our destinies, really.

But as you will see, there are no losers when regarding Sofia Vergara. Because she has both fantastic breasts and an amazing ass.

Tits

Or ass?

Win. Win.

More .gifs of Sofia’s jiggly tits after the jump. Because they’re awesome.

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Haley King Took Her Chest-Puppies Out For A Walk To The Daytime Emmy Awards

Posted on June 18, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Haley King as you may or may not remember is Selena Gomez’s super busty teenaged friend. She’s got fantastic tits and since she’s barely legal (she’s 19!), you’re still kind of unsure of whether her tits are totally fake or totally real. Because who really knows? On one hand, 19 year old girls really shouldn’t have tits that nice while on the other hand, 19 year old girls should have tits that nice because they’re 19 and totally legal.

The 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals

She plays an 18 year old on “The Young and the Restless”

Has anyone noticed that tattoo before? I demand to see more!

The cleavage shot that we’ve all been looking for

Haley King… Why God gave man two hands.

More pics of Haley King’s twin cannons after the jump.

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Stop Feeling So Sorry For Eddie Murphy, His Daughters Are Hot And He’s Got A New Blonde Girlfriend

Posted on June 13, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

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“Look Shayne, we have got to get rid of this trick that daddy’s with.” – Bria Murphy

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“I dunno Bria. I mean, she seems nice.” – Shayne Murphy

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“Oh, hell no!” – Shayne & Bria Murphy

You see what I just did there? I created a realistic but totally concocted scenario from these pictures of Eddie Murphy’s hot daughters and his new girlfriend vacationing together in Maui. In their bikinis. For all I know, daughters Shayne and Bria could love daddy’s new girlfriend Paige Butcher. But I wouldn’t bet on it.

There’s nothing like introducing a hot young blonde to the family. It really screws with the dynamics, especially if there’s adult aged daughters involved. And if she gets boring, you can just throw her to the side and find yourself another one because new blondes are a dime a dozen.

Especially if you have Eddie Murphy money.

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Eddie Murphy should be proud of Bria’s booty

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And Shayne ain’t working with peanuts either

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But damn, new girlfriend got a DONKEY!

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Eddie Murphy sure knows how to pick ‘em

I hope for Eddie’s sake, that they can all get along.

More pics of the Murphy daughters and Paige Butcher after the jump.

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Joanna Krupa Knows How To Throw A Pool Party

Posted on June 13, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

After being photographed sans top while enjoying a quick dip in her private pool, I thought it’d be hard for Joanna Krupa to top that. Thankfully, my capacity for imagination seems to have an inverse relationship according to how attractive I find the hottie. And I find Joanna Krupa very attractive.

Here she is hosting the launch of Hapari Swimwear at a Vegas Pool Party. Because, obviously. And by the looks of it, Joanna Krupa is very good at hosting pool parties. In fact, she’s got most of the items checked off the checklist.

Look good in a bikini
CHECK √
Invite some hoes
CHECK √
Dance like a whore
CHECK √
Take plenty of pictures
CHECK √

CHECK √

CHECK √

CHECK √

Yup, all the major items were taken care off. She even sucked on a tiny dick pop.

Joanna Krupa's wild bachelorette party at The Palms in Las Vegas, NV

You’re so wild Joanna Krupa

Hahahaha! Look it’s like a tiny dick!

Damn, I bet Joanna Krupa knows how to get down.

More pics of the Polish beauty with a wild side after the jump.

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Kate Upton’s Birthday Just Keeps Getting Better

Posted on June 12, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Since Kate Upton’s birthday earlier this week, we’ve already had a whole bunch of pics where her now 21 year old boobs almost popped out of her top on the set of The Other Woman. And now we’ve got some leftovers from her Body Paint feature in the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Happy birthday to… us?

Man, Kate Upton’s birthday is resembling something more like Chanukkah, because the gifts just keep on coming. And while these pics might not have been good enough to make the magazine’s cut, they look perfectly fine to me.

And you all know that I’ve got a very discriminating eye when it comes to boobs.

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When Kate Upton takes off her top, good things happen

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Now that is what I call sideboob

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Kate Upton’s boobs — the gift that just keeps on giving

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To think she looked like this when she was 20. Imagine what she looked like at — Stop!

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Riddle me this: How many body painters does it take to cover up Kate Upton’s private parts?

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I like to think that the body paint is edible

More pics of Kate Upton’s boobs after the .gif. I mean jump.

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Neil Patrick Harris May Have Been The Runaway Star Of The 2013 Tony Awards But Scarlett Johansson Deserves Some Points For Making A Blazer Sexy

Posted on June 11, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Neil Patrick Harris is the man. I will always hold a very special place in my heart for the man who played Doogie Howser, Barney Stinson and NPH, because not only can this man act, but he can also sing and dance!

And he’s one half of a gay couple I have no problem calling super cute. Really! Most of my friends think I’m a homophobe but it’s not true. I swear. In fact, it’s kind of hurtful that people think that way about me because I’m all for more gays. One less penis for me to compete with, amirite?

But let’s not get carried away here with all the NPH love. While he may have earned a shiny gold star for his nearly perfect hosting duties, Scarlett Johansson still takes the cake for “Best Looking”. As evidenced by her perfectly form fitting black dress and blazer ensemble — which only ScarJo could make sexy.