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But All The Cool Girls Are Doing The Condom Challenge

Posted on April 26, 2013 by | 2 Comments

SMH… Kids these days. They’ll do just about anything stupid.

Case in point, the “Condom Challenge”. According to KnowYourMeme:

The Condom Challenge is a dare game that involves inserting a condom into one’s nostril and snorting it back through the throat to be coughed out of the mouth. The game gained attention in April 2013 following the viral takeoff of a YouTube video uploaded by teenager Amber-Lynn Strong.

And it’s as disgusting as you probably imagine it is.

Whoever discovered that you could snort a condom through your nose and out your mouth is one sick and depraved soul. I mean, every video pretty much breaks down like so:

  1. Girl holds up condom. Condom still in wrapper.
  2. Girl rolls out condom and laughs.
  3. Girl is disgusted because Girl did not buy unlubricated condom.
  4. Girl jams condom up her nostril.
  5. Girl holds down other nostril then snorts condom through nose.
  6. Girl gags.
  7. Girl reaches into her mouth and pulls condom out of her mouth.

 Hate to admit it but that gagging part has to be my favorite part of every video. God, I’m nasty…

Also, don’t think this is purely an America thing. It’s caught on in the UK too.

And in the LGBT community.

Now remember kids, a condom used properly is never a good thing!

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Thirsty Thursday

Posted on September 27, 2012 by | Leave a comment

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“Say Ahh”

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So You Want To #@$% With The Devil

Posted on November 10, 2011 by | 3 Comments

Milwaukee sure knows how to treat out-of-towners, doesn’t it?

In a story being reported by The Smoking Gun, an Arizona man dumbass, desperate for sex, was found by authorities to be bound up and stabbed multiple times. Yeah, I’d call 300 stab wounds multiple times. He was still alive after a two day ordeal that included out-of-control stabbing, both figurative and literal. According to the detective on the case, “He suffered multiple puncture wounds as well as lacerations and slash wounds to his back, face, arms, legs and neck.”

Sickos Rebecca Chandler & Raven "Scarlett" Larrabee

So, how did this 18 year-old man end up almost bleeding out in a Milwaukee apartment? According to the report, upon arrival, the Arizona man was greeted by roommates Rebecca Chandler (22) and Raven “Scarlett” Larrabee (20), who proceeded to have sex with the yet-to-be identified man. A threesome with chicks you just met online? Awesome… Awesome until the knives, gags, and duct tape came into play. When detectives took Chandler into custody, all she could say was, “that the cutting was consensual but that it got quickly out of hand.”

Exactly what it looked like in my bedroom last night...

Yup, things usually do get out of hand when you’re #@$%ing with satanic shit. Which her roommate, “Scarlett”, was apparently a big fan of.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term “Devil’s Threesome“, doesn’t it?

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Don’t #@$% With Penis Chopper Catherine Kieu Becker

Posted on July 14, 2011 by | 1 Comment

CKB -- Penis Chopper

Remember that face. Memorize it. Sear it into your memory banks, because Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, is one sick, twisted, heinous individual.

According to various news outlets in the greater Los Angeles area, investigators arriving at the Garden Grove home of Catherine Kieu Becker and her estranged husband discovered what can only be described as a gruesome scene. Tied up to a bed was Catherine Kieu Becker’s 60 year old estranged husband — passed out. And bleeding from the crotch.

Unfortunately for everyone involved, this wasn’t some S&M game gone terribly wrong. This was ‘payback’ according to Mrs. Catherine Kieu Becker. By all accounts, CKB had meticulously planned out the entire ordeal in an attempt to resolve an earlier dispute — a dispute over a guest staying at what neighbors must describe as a wonderfully loving home.

Only in the O.C. would a woman, hell-bent on exacting some sort of revenge, admit to cooking her husband a meal, then drugging him, then tying him up, then chopping off his member before finally throwing it into a working garbage disposal. And only in California would this man be in “good spirits” after being upgraded from critical to stable condition. Their medicinal must be amazing.

Police say Catherine Kieu Becker can face a maximum of Life if convicted of Great Bodily Injury Enhancement charges and Personal Use of a Knife. That’s right, folks. According to the Law of the Land, our very own Constitution dictates that losing a penis totally equates to life behind bars. I hope to God, they throw the book at her. Lock her ass up and throw away the key, I say!

Lorena Bobbitt, you are now off the hook. CKB is your new Penis Chopper.

Passing of the torch

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I Want To Bang Mel Gibson’s New GF (NSFWish)

Posted on June 21, 2011 by | 1 Comment

Mel Gibson’s new girlfriend, Stella Mouzi, likes it rough.

Nothing like a good beating to get you warmed up

Goth. S&M. Leather straps. Bondage.  Gag balls. Taped nipples. Stella Mouzi seems to be into some freaky deaky shit. I kind of like that.

Of course, this little factoid about Mel Gibson’s girlfriend does nothing to hide the fact that he is still a complete and utterly depraved asshat. Maybe he’d gladly welcome my tying up of Stella while I yell obscenities at her in between lashings. You know, some people get off on that type of stuff. Probably the same people who beat hysterical baby mamas.

Gotta love a girl who can take a fist to the face

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