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Sofia Vergara’s Twitter Shot Of Her Booty Adds Even More Fuel To “Tits Or Ass?” Debate

Posted on June 18, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

The debate in my pants rages on: Tits or Ass? Tits? Or Ass?

Sofia Vergara recently tweeted this:

Where @keegankillian and @luisbalaguer cant find me!!!☀☀ say.ly/sMO63o4—
Sofia Vergara (@SofiaVergara) June 15, 2013

The internets went crazy. And for good reason. That shot of her awesome, and surprisingly overlooked, rump was enough to keep the sides fighting. It’s the age old question that has haunted mankind since they discovered the forbidden fruit. How we choose to answer dictates so much of our movements, of our thinking and of our destinies, really.

But as you will see, there are no losers when regarding Sofia Vergara’s tits or ass. Because she has both fantastic breasts and an amazing ass.

Tits

Or ass?

Win. Win.

More .gifs of Sofia’s jiggly tits after the jump. Because they’re awesome.

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Haley King Took Her Chest-Puppies Out For A Walk To The Daytime Emmy Awards

Posted on June 18, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Haley King as you may or may not remember is Selena Gomez’s super busty teenaged friend. She’s got fantastic tits and since she’s barely legal (she’s 19!), you’re still kind of unsure of whether her tits are totally fake or totally real. Because who really knows? On one hand, 19 year old girls really shouldn’t have tits that nice while on the other hand, 19 year old girls should have tits that nice because they’re 19 and totally legal.

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She plays an 18 year old on “The Young and the Restless”

Has anyone noticed that tattoo before? I demand to see more!

The cleavage shot that we’ve all been looking for

Haley King… Why God gave man two hands.

More pics of Haley King’s twin cannons after the jump.

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Kate Upton’s Birthday Just Keeps Getting Better

Posted on June 12, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Since Kate Upton’s birthday earlier this week, we’ve already had a whole bunch of pics where her now 21 year old boobs almost popped out of her top on the set of The Other Woman. And now we’ve got some leftovers from her Body Paint feature in the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Happy birthday to… us?

Man, Kate Upton’s birthday is resembling something more like Chanukkah, because the gifts just keep on coming. And while these pics might not have been good enough to make the magazine’s cut, they look perfectly fine to me.

And you all know that I’ve got a very discriminating eye when it comes to boobs.

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When Kate Upton takes off her top, good things happen

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Now that is what I call sideboob

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Kate Upton’s boobs — the gift that just keeps on giving

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To think she looked like this when she was 20. Imagine what she looked like at — Stop!

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Riddle me this: How many body painters does it take to cover up Kate Upton’s private parts?

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I like to think that the body paint is edible

More pics of Kate Upton’s boobs after the .gif. I mean jump.

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Neil Patrick Harris May Have Been The Runaway Star Of The 2013 Tony Awards But Scarlett Johansson Deserves Some Points For Making A Blazer Sexy

Posted on June 11, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Neil Patrick Harris is the man. I will always hold a very special place in my heart for the man who played Doogie Howser, Barney Stinson and NPH, because not only can this man act, but he can also sing and dance!

And he’s one half of a gay couple I have no problem calling super cute. Really! Most of my friends think I’m a homophobe but it’s not true. I swear. In fact, it’s kind of hurtful that people think that way about me because I’m all for more gays. One less penis for me to compete with, amirite?

But let’s not get carried away here with all the NPH love. While he may have earned a shiny gold star for his nearly perfect hosting duties, Scarlett Johansson still takes the cake for “Best Looking”. As evidenced by her perfectly form fitting black dress and blazer ensemble — which only ScarJo could make sexy.

Scarlett Johansson is so hot that she could probably turn Neil Patrick Harris straight

I want to lick her face

Bonus points for signing the little Asian girl’s notepad

The good thing about showing up to the Tony Awards? No dudes will hit on you

Kinda makes you wish there was an Avengers musical coming out soon. No?

More pics of Scarlett Johansson bursting at the seams with sexy after the jump.

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I’ve Got One Non-Stop Ticket Straight To My Heart For Ariana Grande

Posted on June 11, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Ariana Grande may only be 19 but she already knows how to fly comfortably.

Don’t scoff at that statement. It’s a very important skill to have in your arsenal since it’s something that so few people really know how to do. In fact, if you were to look at these pictures of Ariana Grande at LAX airport close enough, you’d see that she’s got the whole flying comfortably thing pretty down pat. I mean, she’s got on Uggs, black tights, a matching tank top, a lace bra and a hot pink hoodie. Ariana Grande is ready for whatever.

The only complaint I have is that she remembered to wear underwear.

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It’s okay to look, she only looks 15

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Give her some more time and she’ll learn to leave the panties at home

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The only way she’d look more comfortable was if she stuffed into my rolling bag

She’s gonna need that pink hoodie for the lonely walk back home. After we bone.

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Does Anyone Look As Good As Jessica Biel When Walking Their Dogs

Posted on June 11, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Jessica Biel doesn’t make nearly as many headlines as some of her fellow hotties which is a goddamn shame since she’s been on my Top 10 list since she was playing the role of a preacher’s naughty daughter on 7th Heaven.

It’s always a pleasure whenever I come across photos of the underrated hottie — with an ass like whoa. In yoga pants. Walking her dogs. Dogs that look like they’d have a lot of fun using my testicles as chew toys. And it’d totally be worth it to get close to Jessica Biel.