I’m pretty sure you can’t get pregnant like that. But maybe I’m wrong.
She bought it because pregnancy tests just happened to be on sale!
Former Teen Mom and newly minted celebrity sex tape star, Farrah Abraham, scared the bejesus out of male porn star and fellow celebrity sex tape co-star James Deen this past Sunday (on Mother’s Day, no less!) when she was photographed purchasing a pregnancy kit. James Deen did not find it cool:
“To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly. It’s not a game anymore and it’s really not cool.” (Celebuzz)
But Farrah Abraham brushed the whole thing off like it wasn’t a big deal. Probably because it’s just part of her routine now, even if she did anal.
James Deen shouldn’t worry too much. I’m sure she’s not pregnant. In fact, if I were James Deen, I’d be more worried about the fact that Farrah Abraham is now hanging out with other porn stars, like Riley Jensen, now.
That’s porn star Riley Jensen with Farrah Abraham
Didn’t anyone ever tell Farrah not to shit where she eats?
This is just asking for some trouble
Can’t ever be too careful if you’re #@$%ing with NoRubbers, amirite?
More pics of Farrah Abraham smoking hookah with a porn star after the jump.
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If the head of Vivid Entertainment, Steve Hirsch, said it, it has to be true.
Former Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has finally owned up to selling a sex tape starring herself with male porn star James Deen. Just like everyone had assumed. And maybe because she’s kind of attractive (in the right light), or because she’s got a nice pair of fake tits, I suspect that this sex tape will be a huge seller. Also, the title, “Farrah Abraham: Backdoor Teen Mom”, kind of explains my thought process here.
Oh hey! Here’s a sorta SFW screencap from the tape:
Farrah Abraham #@$%s with NoRubbers. And apparently takes it up the butt
If MTV has proved anything with their 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom programs it’s that America wholly supports its burgeoning population of single teen moms. And since Farrah is the most famous single teen mom trying to make it out there in this world, all by herself, all of America should band together and celebrate what an awesome job this young mother is setting for the future generations of America. Because by selling your post-pregnancy body to the highest bidder, you’re taking back your sexuality and declaring yourself liberated from the shackles of society. You are a single mother, a woman and perhaps, most importantly, a role model for all other teen moms.
As long as you promise to do a little anal. Because at least that way there’s no chance of you getting knocked up again. Amirite?
All of Farrah’s NSFW screencaps from Egotastic after the jump.
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Teen Mom will and should go down as one of the most appalling displays of misguided entertainment and exploitation in American history.
Exhibit A: Farrah Abraham
“This is how I do homework” – Teen Moms everywhere
Here we have a mildly attractive teen who sought her 15 minutes of fame by agreeing to star in a reality series documenting her trials and tribulations after giving birth to her first child at 17. As soon as the cameras rolled, Farrah was transformed from mildly attractive girl with an extremely sad backstory (“Abusive mom, baby daddy dead 2 weeks before their baby’s birth, born and raised in Iowa…”) to desperate for money, attention-seeking reality TV mom.
It all starts with the somewhat professional bikini shoots along the beach.
Genuine smile. Fake tits
This is in no way an attempt to seek attention
Take notes, aspiring teens: “Sideboob will get you places”
Sunny, sandy, beach-y places
And then comes the sex tape scandal (“Just ask Octomom“) and before you know it, the world’s worst kept secret (“That she did in fact film a sex tape”) is being brought out in front of the firing squad. After days of denying that she had any part in an alleged sex tape that was being shopped around to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment, Farrah Abraham has finally admitted that she did indeed pay the ever popular male porn star James Deen to co-star in her sex tape.
I wonder if she did anal…
Which, like, girl, I totally would’ve done that fo’ free.
Of course, not all your problems can be solved by selling your sex tape to the highest bidder. But could you imagine if it could? Life would be so much better.
More pics of the Teen
MILF Mom and her awesome sideboob after the jump.
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Emma Stone is the best.
Not only can she tell a joke, but she looks great in a dress. And she’s still only 24, which is nice. I think she’s awesome and I have no reservations when it comes to declaring my infatuation for her.
So, you can probably imagine my reaction when news broke that there was an Emma Stone sex tape out there, somewhere. Kinda went something like this:
What I’ve been able to gather from the gossip sites is that there’s an alleged sex tape featuring a young Emma Stone — pre-fame, probably before Superbad and Easy A, and definitely before she was “the perfect combination of sexy and cute” in Crazy, Stupid Love. And said sex tape is probably being shopped by supposed sex tape co-star and current luckiest guy alive. Man, I wish I were that dude…
Anyways, here’s some pics of the lovely Emma Stone to whet your appetites. Before you go off looking for them on your own.
Sums up Emma Stone’s appeal in a nutshell — fun and sexy all at the same time
Look at this pic and try not to fall in love
Blonde or redhead, she’s just got that “Mmmm”
If a back could be sexy, I think I might’ve found it
Those lips scream “I will use your penis as a fake mic and tell you dick jokes all day”
Get me that sextape! I want it
More pics of Hollywood’s favorite sweetheart after the jump.
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Watcha gonna do when your best friend’s wife tries extorting you? Brother
Hulk Hogan lost his wife. His best friend. And his dignity when footage of his sextape with Heather Clem hit the internets. And this was several years after he spent the duration of his adult life parading around America in a feathered boa and bright yellow spandex shorts.
Who needs friends when you’ve got sex partners and extortionists?
Now, news is coming out that Heather Clem, the ex-wife of his best friend, Bubba the Love Sponge, secretly filmed more of her sexcapades with other men. But what is not so implicitly implied in that statement is that her ex-husband, Bubba the Love Sponge, liked to watch. Then once Bubba got bored of the sometime secretly recorded footage, he’d probably, most likely, use said footage to extort money from his celebrity friends.
Such was the case with The Hulkster.
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