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Pornstar Sunny Dae Gets 40 Years For Murdering Some Poor Bastard

When sex parties with pornstars go bad, they go really bad.

As in bludgeoned to death by a sledgehammer bad.

Amanda Logue aka Sunny Dae & boyfriend/accomplice Jason Andrews

In May of 2010, Dennis “Scooter” Abrahamsen thought he was going to #@$% blonde pornstar Sunny Dae at his New Port Richey, Florida home. After all, he did pay for her “services” for the sex party he was hosting. The next night after guests of “Scooter” Abrahamsen’s party left, Sunny Dae stayed behind.

Sunny Dae and her sometime on-screen, always off-screen lover, Jason Andrews, had planned “this take” for months according to text messages used by law enforcement to charge the murderous pair. They were going to kill and rob him before #@$%ing each other.

Sunny Dae

Andrews: “I’m so glad you’re really commited (sic) to this take. Keep eyes for a knife, etc (sic) for me!”

Dae: “I’m (expletive) exited (sic) … I want to (have sex) after we kill hum (sic).”

Andrews: “You just get him relaxed and face down … Take. Your. Time.”

Is it just me or does that sound a lot like the plot to a very, very bad porno?

While boyfriend Jason Andrews pled to first-degree murder and life without parole in January, the pornstar formerly known as Sunny Dae pled guilty to second-degree murder in exchange for a reduced sentence of 40 years. Looks like all those gangbang and muff-diving scenes are about to come in handy.

Speaking of handy, check out this very NSFW video of Sunny Dae performing. Bet you $69 that the officers did their due diligence researching her past work history before throwing the book at her.

Female Teachers Sentenced For Sexing Little Boys

I never had a teacher I wanted to bang as much as temporary sub Mrs. Erica B. in the third grade. She had a cute face, raven black hair wound up in a tight little bun, and the longest legs wrapped in sexy black pantyhose. She also wore matching red pumps to go with her bright red double-breasted peacoat. Even at that young an age I knew that the best way to get “a gold star” would’ve been to make up some outlandish rumor that would lead to a closed door meeting after school where I would have to face the harsh consequences of my actions.

If all teachers looked like this...

The rumor I started? That Mrs. Erica B. was a hooker hired by our regular teacher, Mr. Lee, to fill in for him as he was sick in bed. Yup, I was as much a depraved and imaginative perv back then as I am now!

So it’s not surprising that junior high school kids in Spartanburg, South Carolina were taking advantage of the free booze, free drugs, and free love being doled out by pre-school teachers Sarah Jean Lindsay and Audrey Grabarkiewicz.

Sarah Jean Lindsay

Audrey Grabarkiewicz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

According to the Daily Mail, Sarah Jean Lindsay, 44, was the generous host of summer parties for all 10 of the coolest boys in Spartanburg, South Carolina. It was at these parties over the summer of 2011 where Lindsay, with the help of teaching colleague and fellow desperate for some young dick Grabarkiewicz, would convince minors that marijuana and alcohol are indeed your friends.

Both women were charged with “contributing to the delinquency of a minor” — which is just the law’s way of giving the victims high-fives. These teachers were probably the coolest whores in all of Spartanburg… Although Sarah Jean Lindsay did admit to sexing a boy under the age of 16 (age of consent in South Carolina), which is kind of gross if you don’t like that type of thing. Which if you don’t like underage sex, then why the hell did you just read that story?

Also interesting to note, Audrey Grabarkiewicz was spared from sexual relations with a minor charges since the boy she banged was 16. Lucky break…

I Hope Kanye and Hov Paid High5Collective For This Awesome Music Video

Jay-Z & Kanye West feat. Frank Ocean – No Church In The Wild

Pretty awesome, right?

High5Collective is a production group based out of Los Angeles, CA. They make music videos for fun. Most of them are pretty damn good. Which is crazy considering they don’t get paid by the artists to make any of them. I hope that changes soon because these guys are just too damn talented to be broke.

H5C

More videos after the jump. They’re all damn good. Probably because L.A. has an unlimited supply of honeys who look good in front of a camera.

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