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J.Lo’s Areola Made An Appearance While Angelina Jolie’s Leg Won The Oscars

Posted on February 27, 2012 by | Leave a comment

I missed The Oscars. I’m sorry. There was a basketball game going on.

Apparently I missed a good show.

1. J.Lo’s nipple made an appearance. According to its twitter account.

I play this game every weekend...

It's called "Spot the areola"

I don’t know. I can’t really see it to be honest. I mean, I guess that could be a nipple. Is it? I don’t know… I know what a nipple looks like and I know what J.Lo’s areolas look like thanks to Egotastic. NSFW link after the jump.

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4 Things I’d Rather Do Than Watch New Year’s Eve

Posted on September 29, 2011 by | Leave a comment

Sarah Jessica Parker, Jessica Biel, Ashton Kutcher, Zac Efron, that whiny bitch from Glee, Josh “Mr. Fergie” Duhamel, Jon Bon Jovi, Katherine #@$%ing Heigl, Halle Berry, Ludacris, Seth Meyers, Alyssa Milano, Abigail Breslin, Ryan Seacrest, Sofia Vergara, Russell Peters, Carla Gugino, Sienna Miller, Sara Paxton, Hilary Swank, Robert DeNiro, Michelle Pfeiffer… Robert DeNiro?!

#@$%!

Four things I’d rather do than watch New Year’s Eve:

1. Gouge my own eyes out

2. Eat shit

3. Swallow a bullet

4. Drive off a cliff

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