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EXXXOTICA Expo Invades Edison, NJ

Posted on November 9, 2012 by | Leave a comment

The pornstars are coming. And not coming as in cumming, but more like coming. Meaning that they’re on their way here. Here in Edison, NJ to show fans of all things sex and adult entertainment a great #@$%ing time.

EXXXOTICA Expo 2012 kicks off this weekend on Nov. 9 through Nov. 11. And it promises fans “will meet the biggest names in adult entertainment, buy the most unique and exclusive products, mingle with the sexy EXXXOTICA Hotties and enjoy the non-stop entertainment stage and sizzling seminar series”.

Featuring more porn stars than your 1TB external hard drive can hold, with appearances by “Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Lisa Ann, Teagan Presley, Raylene, Stoya, Tori Black, Asa Akira, Charmane Starr, Skin Diamond, Joanna Angel, Allie Haze, Lexi Belle, Mari Possa, Gianna Michaels, Sophie Dee, Jynx Maze, Courtney Cummz, Tasha Reign, Monique Alexander, Kagney Linn Karter, Tanya Tate, Misty Stone, Aleksa Nicole, Jayden Lee, Taylor Stevens, Sara Jay, Kaylani Lei, and Cherokee D’s ass”, EXXXOTICA promises to blow your mind. And if that weren’t reason enough to get your ass down to the NJ Expo Center, then how about getting a chance to meet everyone’s favorite living legends Tera Patrick and Ron #@$%in’ Jeremy?

Yeah, I’d recommend bringing an extra pair of pants.

Meet pornstars, be a good person

And while “the nation’s largest event dedicated to love and sex” promises to be a great time, EXXXOTICA has pledged to do more than just give fans an up-close and personal invite to meet their favorite adult performers. They’re helping fans give back to a community that was ravaged by Hurricane Sandy and promises to do whatever it can to help victims of the largest natural disaster to hit the East Coast in recent history. So get down to Edison, NJ and make sure to bring some non-perishable goods for those in need.

So get your ass down to Edison, NJ. Visit EXXXOTICA’s website for ticket info. And make sure to say what up to NoRubbers.tv, because we’ll be there Saturday covering the event. Yes, somehow I convinced them into giving me media passes.

Dope, right?

See you #@$%ers there.

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Sunny Leone Should Go Back To Sucking And #@$%ing Cock On Camera For Money

Posted on October 12, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Sunny Leone, as you may have already been made aware of, retired from porn not too long ago. And while she’s been finding more fulfilling work as a Bollywood actress, I’ll be the first to admit that I miss that gorgeous face of hers. Getting covered in facials. Not to mention the way her 36C tits would bounce. And dat ass. Dat asssssssss.

Sunny Leone, please come back to us!

The following pics are just further proof that Sunny Leone has still got what it takes to be the best and should go back to porn on a warpath of angry sex — #@$%ing and sucking as many hard cocks and wet pussies as possible.

Tell me you don’t miss seeing her get #@$%ed in every which hole

She had the exotic Asian but not quite Asian pornstar role locked down

God only knows how much I missed that sex face of hers

Clearly, there’s something missing from these albeit great pics of Sunny Leone. And that missing element is some hardcore sex… I’m just sayin’.

A Peter North sized load of more Sunny Leone pics after the jump.

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Former Pornstar Sunny Leone Goes Mainstream With Bollywood Role In Jism 2

Posted on August 6, 2012 by | 1 Comment

Great movie poster

Sometimes the headlines just write themselves.

Somewhere in between being on the Indian version of Big Brother and being knocked out of the first round of Pornstar Madness, Sunny Leone starred in her very first non-adult film playing… wait for it… a sexy pornstar contracted by a private dick to seduce and entrap a hitman. And yes, the film’s title is Jism 2.  Watch the trailer. 

While I may be inconsolably upset that Sunny Leone has officially decided that it was finally time to unlace her nine inch stripper heels and hang up the ol’ G-string, I can at least take solace in the fact that she hasn’t entirely disappeared from the cameras. So instead of crying, let’s celebrate one of the most gorgeous broads to #$@% with no rubbers on camera. With lots of Jism 2 promo pics.

I’m gonna guess she’s already got a huge following in India

She’s leaving porn and riding off into the Bollywood sunset

And what’s a Bollywood story without a hugely unnecessary dance number?

More pics of the unapologetic hottie and her smokin’ hot jism (Hindi for “body”) after the jump.

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Sasha Grey Can Read And Sex With Animals Can Lead To Penis Cancer

Posted on November 14, 2011 by | 2 Comments

My, the things I learn when cruising the internets.

Books or Boobies? Books or BOOBIES!?

Apparently some porn stars can actually read. Like Sasha Grey. How do I know that Sasha Grey can read? Because TMZ reported that she was invited to read to a classroom of 1st & 3rd graders at a Compton-area elementary school. Yeah, the star of Sasha Grey’s Anatomy, Masturbation Nation 3, and Tribade Sorority 1 & 2 was invited by Read Across America to read at an elementary school in the hood. Oh wait, I’m sorry. Sasha Grey is technically no longer a porn star, having retired at the ripe old age of 23 on April 8, 2011 — just one day before my birthday. Thanks a lot Sasha Grey, for the worst birthday ever.

Sasha Grey is literate.

***#@$%%$@#***

In other totally, unrelated news (kind of), unprotected sex with animals can lead to cancer. In your dick. According to an expert on this sort of thing, a doctor in Brazil (where else?) confidently declared that research has shown that bestiality, that’s sex with animals or SWA, is twice as likely to give your dick cancer than normal human sex. This doctor’s ground-breaking theory was published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

Written by doctors and such

Pro-Zoophilia groups say that while there may be some truth to the doctor’s theory that animal fluids and tissues may not be compatible with human flesh which can lead to the development of genital cancer, they say that this should not deter anyone from #@$%ing their favorite four-legged creature. Instead they say to exercise caution and always remember to wear a rubber. I say #@$% that.

Billy Goat is a top.

Why is it spelled “best”-iality and not “beast”-iality? Gotta be a reason for that.

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