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Now It Just Seems Like Miley Cyrus Is Showing Off

Posted on May 2, 2013 by | 1 Comment

It hasn’t even been a full two days since I shared the news that Miley Cyrus has got an ass now and she’s already gone parading it all around the internetz.

 Here she is in a photoshoot for V Magazine, pulling at her crotch, flashing some butt cheek and displaying some wonderful underboob. Now, I don’t know about you but I like to think that Miley Cyrus is all grown up. Which is a good thing because boy, let me tell you, the things I’d love to do to her aren’t exactly legal across all 50 states.

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You know you’re all grown up once you start wearing your underwear nice and high

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Thank God for your FUPA because those spikes look sharp

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Is that your underwear or did I lose my chain in between your ass cheeks?

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That’s some mighty fine underboob right there

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In 2010, this tit squeeze all but announced that Miley Cyrus had grown up

Leave it to a girl from The Dirty, Dirty South to sell her cow for free, amirite? Ain’t your daddy teach you nothin’?

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Vida Guerra Will Continue To Remain Relevant Because She Has An Amazing Ass

Posted on April 30, 2013 by | Leave a comment

Vida Guerra spent her week on the beaches of Miami last week. And from the looks of things, she’s still got that amazing ass of hers. And loves showing it off.

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“Like Vida Guerra, ass took her to the top” – The Game

Vida Guerra sun tanning in a bikini in Miami Beach with unidentified male

Who knew that Vida Guerra was pigeon-toed?

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Ass so nice, she took a picture of it

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Vida Guerra don’t need no stinking flotation device. She got her own

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“Ass so big, I told her to look back at it/Look back it, look back it” – 2 Chainz

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#DatAss

Vida Guerra became semi-famous because of her amazing ass.

So, it only make sense that her amazing ass is what’s keeping her semi-famous.

Logic — I learned it yesterday.

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Miley Cyrus’s Booty Shorts Are Too Small For Her Butt Cheeks

Posted on April 30, 2013 by | 2 Comments

A few weeks ago, hottie Miley Cyrus got all of the gossip rags in a tizzy over her on-again, off-again relationship with Thor’s little brother when gossip rumors spread of a date with a famous ex-boyfriend, a broken off engagement and eventual reconciliation. Just another day in the life of a young Hollywood hottie, right?

Well, none of that holds a candle to the shocking news that I’m about to break. Someone call TMZ because what I’m about to share is going to shock the world.

Miley Cyrus has got an ass and I’ve got the paparazzi photos to prove it.

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And on the 8th day, God created white booty shorts

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The only thing standing in Miley Cyrus’s way to the top is that haircut

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Where, oh where, did that booty come from?

Gadzooks, Miley Cyrus. Where did #DatAss come from?

More pics of Miley Cyrus’s booty after the jump.

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Miranda Kerr May Be Getting Fired From Victoria’s Secret Because Hot Brazilian Chicks Grow On Trees

Posted on April 12, 2013 by | 1 Comment

Victoria’s Secret may be run by the most heartless corporate suits known to man. Either that or they may be the dumbest people on earth. Either of those explanations will do in explaining their reasoning behind why they would ever think to can über-hottie Miranda Kerr. I mean, just look at these pictures!

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Mom jeans on Miranda Kerr instantly become MILF jeans

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Those are abs post-pregnancy

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Yellow heels in bed FTW!

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I just told her my best knock-knock joke

Yes, I have a soft spot for the baby faced Miranda Kerr but that doesn’t change the fact that Miranda Kerr is indeed a very good-looking woman being paid to look good in pictures while wearing as little clothes as possible. And she does her job well.

So, while news continues to trickle out that Miranda Kerr wasn’t fired and instead chose not to renew her contract, let’s just stare at her nipples and think of how wonderful life must be for her part-time employed baby daddy Orlando Bloom.

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Oh, did you need help with that bathing suit?

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Miranda Kerr is perfect

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I could fit a battleship into that gap #MindTheGap

More pics of Miranda Kerr in underwear and naked after the jump (NSFW).

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Thank You Random White Girl With A Booty For Reminding Me That Sophie Turner Exists

Posted on April 4, 2013 by | Leave a comment

Yesterday, I really did not want to work. It wasn’t because I was having a bad day or anything, I just didn’t want to work. It happens. You just don’t want to work. Ya know?

But thankfully my co-workers were able to lift my spirits by pointing out the white girl with an amazing booty — a whooty. And let me tell you, that ass immediately lifted up my spirits (“Among a few other things, naww mean?”). Revitalized and re-energized, I was ready to take on the world. It was better than drugs. It was more like a religious experience. Because goddamn, #DatAss. Unfortunately, none of us went home with her. But Thank God for the internet!!!

And in case you needed some visual assistance as to exactly what a whooty is, here’s Sophie Turner — the original white girl booty.

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“Ass so big, I told her look back at it / Look back at it, Look back at it”

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White girl got that donkey, that badunkadunk, that dump truck #DatAss

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Sophie Turner’s Ass Showed Up At The Airport And Posed For A Few Pictures

Posted on November 29, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Sophie Turner is an attention whore. Thankfully, she’s got a big ol’ ass. And she knows how to put that ass to work. Which you can see from these pics of her arriving at Heathrow airport. If it weren’t for that ass, I doubt anyone would care to know who she was. But let’s not think about that and how shallow our society can be. Let’s just sit back, light some candles, throw on some R. Kelly, and enjoy Sophie Turner’s ass.

Funny fact: Sophie Turner is also the name of the actress who plays Sansa on HBO’s Game of Thrones.

Even Sophie Turner has to wait for her bags at baggage claim just like everybody else

Sophie Turner sure knows how to dress for a flight

And she seems to know exactly when the cameras are on her

I could probably do more than just eat off that ass

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