
What happened to that pregnant “glow”?

“I ate it…”
Jeebus. Is that Kim Kardashian? Goddamn! What happened, girl?
Kim Kardashian, as you can guess from these photos, is eating for ten two now. She’s bigger than a U.S. Battleship and would get charged extra to fly Air Samoa. Her next project is currently being set-up at E!, where she’ll have a camera crew follow her around until she loses all that weight. Or at least until the Jenny Craig endorsements start rolling in. But knowing Kim Kardashian, she’s probably more of an Herbalife type of gal.

“Feed me!”
Man, does she look angry in that photo. She was probably hungry when the paparazzi snapped that pic. I hope they let her grab a bite because fat people can get mean. Especially when they’re hungry.

She looks happy now… Thank God, she got her Pinkberry
Ya know, the spawn growing inside of Kim would never guess it by looking at these pics of her super preggers mom, but Kim used to be a smokeshow. Now, I’m sure baby daddy Kanye West will be quick to point out that Kim once starred in the most popular sextape ever (“Of all time!”) but even that would be hard to believe after looking at those pics. But thenm of course, Kanye will direct his baby to this site and reminisce over just how hot she used to look.
And then be all like, “Goddamnit Kim. Stop eating!”.

The Ass that made her famous

Kim Kardashian looks better when wearing as little clothes as possible

Kim Kardashian’s chest-puppies know how to floatni

“She had dumps like a truck. Truck, truck./Thighs like what. What, what”

Even before the baby, Kim K. was hungry. For that D!
Let’s all take a look back at what made Kim Kardashian so famous and promise to never look at her again. At least until she starts losing all the baby weight.
More pics of a hotter, fitter Kim in the good old days after the jump.
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