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Now It Just Seems Like Miley Cyrus Is Showing Off

It hasn’t even been a full two days since I shared the news that Miley Cyrus has got an ass now and she’s already gone parading it all around the internetz.

 Here she is in a photoshoot for V Magazine, pulling at her crotch, flashing some butt cheek and displaying some wonderful underboob. Now, I don’t know about you but I like to think that Miley Cyrus is all grown up. Which is a good thing because boy, let me tell you, the things I’d love to do to her aren’t exactly legal across all 50 states.

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You know you’re all grown up once you start wearing your underwear nice and high

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Thank God for your FUPA because those spikes look sharp

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Is that your underwear or did I lose my chain in between your ass cheeks?

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That’s some mighty fine underboob right there

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In 2010, this tit squeeze all but announced that Miley Cyrus had grown up

Leave it to a girl from The Dirty, Dirty South to sell her cow for free, amirite? Ain’t your daddy teach you nothin’?

More pics after the jump.

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Vida Guerra Will Continue To Remain Relevant Because She Has An Amazing Ass

Vida Guerra spent her week on the beaches of Miami last week. And from the looks of things, she’s still got that amazing ass of hers. And loves showing it off.

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“Like Vida Guerra, ass took her to the top” – The Game

Vida Guerra sun tanning in a bikini in Miami Beach with unidentified male

Who knew that Vida Guerra was pigeon-toed?

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Ass so nice, she took a picture of it

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Vida Guerra don’t need no stinking flotation device. She got her own

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“Ass so big, I told her to look back at it/Look back it, look back it” – 2 Chainz

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#DatAss

Vida Guerra became semi-famous because of her amazing ass.

So, it only make sense that her amazing ass is what’s keeping her semi-famous.

Logic — I learned it yesterday.

More pics of #DatAss after the jump.

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Miley Cyrus’s Booty Shorts Are Too Small For Her Butt Cheeks

A few weeks ago, hottie Miley Cyrus got all of the gossip rags in a tizzy over her on-again, off-again relationship with Thor’s little brother when gossip rumors spread of a date with a famous ex-boyfriend, a broken off engagement and eventual reconciliation. Just another day in the life of a young Hollywood hottie, right?

Well, none of that holds a candle to the shocking news that I’m about to break. Someone call TMZ because what I’m about to share is going to shock the world.

Miley Cyrus has got an ass and I’ve got the paparazzi photos to prove it.

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And on the 8th day, God created white booty shorts

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The only thing standing in Miley Cyrus’s way to the top is that haircut

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Where, oh where, did that booty come from?

Gadzooks, Miley Cyrus. Where did #DatAss come from?

More pics of Miley Cyrus’s booty after the jump.

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Miranda Kerr May Be Getting Fired From Victoria’s Secret Because Hot Brazilian Chicks Grow On Trees

Victoria’s Secret may be run by the most heartless corporate suits known to man. Either that or they may be the dumbest people on earth. Either of those explanations will do in explaining their reasoning behind why they would ever think to can über-hottie Miranda Kerr. I mean, just look at these pictures!

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Mom jeans on Miranda Kerr instantly become MILF jeans

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Those are abs post-pregnancy

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Yellow heels in bed FTW!

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I just told her my best knock-knock joke

Yes, I have a soft spot for the baby faced Miranda Kerr but that doesn’t change the fact that Miranda Kerr is indeed a very good-looking woman being paid to look good in pictures while wearing as little clothes as possible. And she does her job well.

So, while news continues to trickle out that Miranda Kerr wasn’t fired and instead chose not to renew her contract, let’s just stare at her nipples and think of how wonderful life must be for her part-time employed baby daddy Orlando Bloom.

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Oh, did you need help with that bathing suit?

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Miranda Kerr is perfect

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I could fit a battleship into that gap #MindTheGap

More pics of Miranda Kerr in underwear and naked after the jump (NSFW).

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Someone Tell Kim Kardashian To Stop Eating, It Can’t Possibly Be Good For The Baby

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What happened to that pregnant “glow”?

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“I ate it…”

Jeebus. Is that Kim Kardashian? Goddamn! What happened, girl?

Kim Kardashian, as you can guess from these photos, is eating for ten two now. She’s bigger than a U.S. Battleship and would get charged extra to fly Air Samoa. Her next project is currently being set-up at E!, where she’ll have a camera crew follow her around until she loses all that weight. Or at least until the Jenny Craig endorsements start rolling in. But knowing Kim Kardashian, she’s probably more of an Herbalife type of gal.

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“Feed me!”

Man, does she look angry in that photo. She was probably hungry when the paparazzi snapped that pic. I hope they let her grab a bite because fat people can get mean. Especially when they’re hungry.

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She looks happy now… Thank God, she got her Pinkberry

Ya know, the spawn growing inside of Kim would never guess it by looking at these pics of her super preggers mom, but Kim used to be a smokeshow. Now, I’m sure baby daddy Kanye West will be quick to point out that Kim once starred in the most popular sextape ever (“Of all time!”) but even that would be hard to believe after looking at those pics. But thenm of course, Kanye will direct his baby to this site and reminisce over just how hot she used to look.

And then be all like, “Goddamnit Kim. Stop eating!”.

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The Ass that made her famous

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Kim Kardashian looks better when wearing as little clothes as possible

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Kim Kardashian’s chest-puppies know how to floatni

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“She had dumps like a truck. Truck, truck./Thighs like what. What, what”

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Even before the baby, Kim K. was hungry. For that D!

Let’s all take a look back at what made Kim Kardashian so famous and promise to never look at her again. At least until she starts losing all the baby weight.

More pics of a hotter, fitter Kim in the good old days after the jump.

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Thank You Random White Girl With A Booty For Reminding Me That Sophie Turner Exists

Yesterday, I really did not want to work. It wasn’t because I was having a bad day or anything, I just didn’t want to work. It happens. You just don’t want to work. Ya know?

But thankfully my co-workers were able to lift my spirits by pointing out the white girl with an amazing booty — a whooty. And let me tell you, that ass immediately lifted up my spirits (“Among a few other things, naww mean?”). Revitalized and re-energized, I was ready to take on the world. It was better than drugs. It was more like a religious experience. Because goddamn, #DatAss. Unfortunately, none of us went home with her. But Thank God for the internet!!!

And in case you needed some visual assistance as to exactly what a whooty is, here’s Sophie Turner — the original white girl booty.

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“Ass so big, I told her look back at it / Look back at it, Look back at it”

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White girl got that donkey, that badunkadunk, that dump truck #DatAss

More pics of #DatAss after the jump.

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