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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bought A Pregnancy Test Then Went Out For Hookah With Porn Star Riley Jensen

Posted on May 14, 2013 by | Leave a comment

I’m pretty sure you can’t get pregnant like that. But maybe I’m wrong.

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She bought it because pregnancy tests just happened to be on sale!

Former Teen Mom and newly minted celebrity sex tape star, Farrah Abraham, scared the bejesus out of male porn star and fellow celebrity sex tape co-star James Deen this past Sunday (on Mother’s Day, no less!) when she was photographed purchasing a pregnancy kit. James Deen did not find it cool:

“To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly. It’s not a game anymore and it’s really not cool.” (Celebuzz)

But Farrah Abraham brushed the whole thing off like it wasn’t a big deal. Probably because it’s just part of her routine now, even if she did anal.

James Deen shouldn’t worry too much. I’m sure she’s not pregnant. In fact, if I were James Deen, I’d be more worried about the fact that Farrah Abraham is now hanging out with other porn stars, like Riley Jensen, now.

**EXCLUSIVE** FROM TEEN MOM TO HOOKAH! 'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has become a hookah smoker, as she hangs out with Riley Jensen at Viceroy's Hookah Lounge in Los Angeles

That’s porn star Riley Jensen with Farrah Abraham

**EXCLUSIVE** FROM TEEN MOM TO HOOKAH! 'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has become a hookah smoker, as she hangs out with Riley Jensen at Viceroy's Hookah Lounge in Los Angeles

Didn’t anyone ever tell Farrah not to shit where she eats?

**EXCLUSIVE** FROM TEEN MOM TO HOOKAH! 'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has become a hookah smoker, as she hangs out with Riley Jensen at Viceroy's Hookah Lounge in Los Angeles

This is just asking for some trouble

Can’t ever be too careful if you’re #@$%ing with NoRubbers, amirite?

More pics of Farrah Abraham smoking hookah with a porn star after the jump.

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Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Promises To Show You That The Best Way In Is Through The Backdoor (NSFW)

Posted on May 2, 2013 by | Leave a comment

If the head of Vivid Entertainment, Steve Hirsch, said it, it has to be true.

Former Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has finally owned up to selling a sex tape starring herself with male porn star James Deen. Just like everyone had assumed. And maybe because she’s kind of attractive (in the right light), or because she’s got a nice pair of fake tits, I suspect that this sex tape will be a huge seller. Also, the title, “Farrah Abraham: Backdoor Teen Mom”, kind of explains my thought process here.

Oh hey! Here’s a sorta SFW screencap from the tape:

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Farrah Abraham #@$%s with NoRubbers. And apparently takes it up the butt

If MTV has proved anything with their 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom programs it’s that America wholly supports its burgeoning population of single teen moms. And since Farrah is the most famous single teen mom trying to make it out there in this world, all by herself, all of America should band together and celebrate what an awesome job this young mother is setting for the future generations of America. Because by selling your post-pregnancy body to the highest bidder, you’re taking back your sexuality and declaring yourself liberated from the shackles of society. You are a single mother, a woman and perhaps, most importantly, a role model for all other teen moms.

As long as you promise to do a little anal. Because at least that way there’s no chance of you getting knocked up again. Amirite?

All of Farrah’s NSFW screencaps from Egotastic after the jump.

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Katherine Webb Is Back To Looking Gorgeous After Leaving Splash

Posted on April 26, 2013 by | Leave a comment

I became a huge fan of Katherine Webb when she was first spotted at the National Championship Game in about as much time as it takes for blood to travel from one part of the body to another. I think it’s pretty evident why.

She’s gorgeous.

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Katherine Webb’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

After she was able to parlay that all too brief moment in the sun into a photoshoot in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Katherine Webb moved on to try her hand at TV. Unfortunately, for all of America, Katherine Webb’s first foray into our idiot boxes started with this:

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Splash – further proof that Network TV is run by unimaginative idiots in suits.

Thankfully, she has bowed out of Splash due to a back injury (natch) and has gone back to the safe cocoon of modeling and looking gorgeous every waking breath of her day.

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Cheeseburgers and french fries? Katherine Webb, it’s not fair!

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Hey ABC, maybe you should’ve had more shots like this and less of Louie Anderson

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Katherine Webb looks just as good wet as she does dry

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For all you pervs…

But hey, it wasn’t all bad. At least we got some pics of her in a wet bathing suit.

More pics of Katherine Webb, looking both wet and dry, after the jump.

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Got So Desperate That She Paid James Deen To Shoot A Porno Scene When She Could’ve Made One With Me For Free

Posted on April 11, 2013 by | 1 Comment

Teen Mom will and should go down as one of the most appalling displays of misguided entertainment and exploitation in American history.

Exhibit A: Farrah Abraham

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“This is how I do homework” – Teen Moms everywhere

Here we have a mildly attractive teen who sought her 15 minutes of fame by agreeing to star in a reality series documenting her trials and tribulations after giving birth to her first child at 17. As soon as the cameras rolled, Farrah was transformed from mildly attractive girl with an extremely sad backstory (“Abusive mom, baby daddy dead 2 weeks before their baby’s birth, born and raised in Iowa…”) to desperate for money, attention-seeking reality TV mom.

It all starts with the somewhat professional bikini shoots along the beach.

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Genuine smile. Fake tits

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This is in no way an attempt to seek attention

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Take notes, aspiring teens: “Sideboob will get you places”

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Sunny, sandy, beach-y places

And then comes the sex tape scandal (“Just ask Octomom“) and before you know it, the world’s worst kept secret (“That she did in fact film a sex tape”) is being brought out in front of the firing squad. After days of denying that she had any part in an alleged sex tape that was being shopped around to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment, Farrah Abraham has finally admitted that she did indeed pay the ever popular male porn star James Deen to co-star in her sex tape.

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I wonder if she did anal…

Which, like, girl, I totally would’ve done that fo’ free.

Of course, not all your problems can be solved by selling your sex tape to the highest bidder. But could you imagine if it could? Life would be so much better.

More pics of the Teen MILF Mom and her awesome sideboob after the jump.

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The Kardashian Klan Ruins Biggie’s Hypnotize

Posted on June 8, 2012 by | 2 Comments

My God, did it have to be a Biggie song?!

Have I ever told you how much I hate Kim KardA$$shian? She is talentless… Rich… And she just ruined a Biggie song. With the help of her family.

No doubt, pushed to do it because of her despicable mother who has no qualms about having her daughters parade around half-naked (0:28). Even if they are underage. But when did the Kardashian Klan grow to include two more underdeveloped fembots (0:50)? Kris Jenner must have absolutely no standards. I mean, what is that ass doing (1:09, 1:21) in a family video? And why does it only show up twice? Before that line-up of jiggling asses (2:46)?

But the icing on the cake has to be when they throw Monopoly money up into the air like they probably did with the very real money they got when they signed their new contract with E! (1:45). For $40 Million.

Now, I remember exactly why I hate them.

Too damn young

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Is This How The Real World Operates

Posted on October 24, 2011 by | Leave a comment

The day I’ve been waiting for.

I’m #@$%ing pumped! Looks to me like all I need to do is apply using an online form. And there’s a casting call at Chelsea Studios on Oct. 29. Awesome!

Brief Bio:

Most people call me Pudge. I don’t trust people who don’t have nicknames. As you can probably guess, I don’t look like most of your past Real World cast members. But I’ve been steadily losing the baby fat. I also have squinty eyes. So I definitely don’t look like any past male cast members. 26 seasons and not one Asian-American male? I want to be that guy.

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