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Would You Wednesday

This past weekend, the World lost an icon. A hero. A role model.

“The Iron Lady” Margaret Thatcher passed away on April 8, 2013 at the age of 87. Known for her staunch, uncompromising political style, Margaret Thatcher was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1979 to 1990 and holds the distinction of being the only female elected to that governing office. And now, she’s dead.

But perhaps her greater accomplishment took place when she played Meryl Streep in a political drama – wait, Meryl Streep played Margaret Thatcher? That doesn’t seem right, does it?

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Margaret Thatcher once played Meryl Streep in a movie

Margaret Thatcher — Would you…would-you-wednesday-margaret-thatcher-6with No Rubbers?

More pics of the “Iron Lady” after the jump. God bless her.

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Would You Wednesday

Journalist. Philanthropist. Talk Show Host. Media Queen.

Today Oprah Winfrey will air her last show ever. The most powerful woman in television, and maybe the world (sorry Michelle), is about to leave our televisions to pursue her one true goal in life — world domination.

I wish her the very best.

Oprah Winfrey — Would you…with no rubbers?

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I’m A Sucker For Royal Weddings

You got me!

Even though The Royal Wedding coverage started at 6 AM EST, I was already up and drafting love letters to Kate Middleton offering my hand in marriage and a dowry of a twig and two berries should Prince William prove to be an unfit public speaker due to an embarrassing stuttering problem.

Wait, what?! The King’s Speech was a period piece?

The Bride - Kate Middleton

The Groom - Prince William

Men in funny hats

British girls I'd like to bone

These people were not invited

It's a celebration bitches!

via TIME

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Happy Birthday Dear Leader

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il turns 69 today. Seems like only yesterday that he was born atop the sacred Baekdu Mountain on the wings of flying unicorns before sliding down a rainbow to lead his people into Third World supremacy… Time sure flies when you’re building a nuclear weapon.

Commemorating the day he ejected from his mother’s vagina 69 years ago, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea will be holding their 15th annual Kimjongilia Festival for all its countrymen to revel in the glory that is Kim Jong-Illin’.

Illin' like a villian

Korean News Service reports that some “colorful events” will be taking place at the Kimilsungia-Kimjongilia Exhibition. Flowers, soldiers, guns, warheads, tanks, and schoolchildren will be on hand for the extravagant display of greatness. In a country where people are literally starving for a speck of rice, at least the world will know:

Ain’t no party like a North Korean party! Woot! Woot!

Would You Wednesday

I spent last night’s State of the Union address drinking a forty and admiring the First Lady. President Obama is one lucky man. So I have to ask:

Michelle Obama — Would you…

with no rubbers?
Vote! Your President would want you to