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Valerie Dodds AKA Val Midwest Is A Goddamn American Hero For Posing Nude Outside Her Old Catholic High School (NSFW)

I don’t normally post about pornstars unless it’s for a very good reason. And masturbating with a crucifix on school grounds is as good of a reason as any.

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Valerie Dodds just don’t give a #@$%

Meet Valerie Dodds, a former Pius X High School student turned internet pornstar. She recently made the news for standing up for herself after all the mean girls found out about her extracurricular activities. Yeah, there’s nothing quite like sticking a crucifix (among other things) up your vagina to get back at all the kids who once said mean things to you.

Valerie should be recognized for her bravery and for standing up for her civil liberties. “What civil liberties was she protecting?”, you may be asking yourself. Well, the First Amendment, of course. The Freedom of Speech and one’s ability to express oneself. Probably the most important right we have as Americans.

And if she just so happens to express herself by posting up pictures of herself sticking things up her vagina and then charging a flat membership fee for access to those pictures online, well that’s her prerogative. I mean, who are we to judge? Amirite?

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Normally she doesn’t wear this much clothes

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Well, that’s one way to use a public bathroom

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You know damn well where those bananas are going

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Still young enough to pose with stuffed animals in her photoshoots

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I think I love you?

Go ahead, Valerie Dodds. Keep sticking things up your vagina.

More pics of Valerie Dodds aka Val Midwest after the jump (VERY NSFW).

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bought A Pregnancy Test Then Went Out For Hookah With Porn Star Riley Jensen

I’m pretty sure you can’t get pregnant like that. But maybe I’m wrong.

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She bought it because pregnancy tests just happened to be on sale!

Former Teen Mom and newly minted celebrity sex tape star, Farrah Abraham, scared the bejesus out of male porn star and fellow celebrity sex tape co-star James Deen this past Sunday (on Mother’s Day, no less!) when she was photographed purchasing a pregnancy kit. James Deen did not find it cool:

“To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly. It’s not a game anymore and it’s really not cool.” (Celebuzz)

But Farrah Abraham brushed the whole thing off like it wasn’t a big deal. Probably because it’s just part of her routine now, even if she did anal.

James Deen shouldn’t worry too much. I’m sure she’s not pregnant. In fact, if I were James Deen, I’d be more worried about the fact that Farrah Abraham is now hanging out with other porn stars, like Riley Jensen, now.

**EXCLUSIVE** FROM TEEN MOM TO HOOKAH! 'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has become a hookah smoker, as she hangs out with Riley Jensen at Viceroy's Hookah Lounge in Los Angeles

That’s porn star Riley Jensen with Farrah Abraham

**EXCLUSIVE** FROM TEEN MOM TO HOOKAH! 'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has become a hookah smoker, as she hangs out with Riley Jensen at Viceroy's Hookah Lounge in Los Angeles

Didn’t anyone ever tell Farrah not to shit where she eats?

**EXCLUSIVE** FROM TEEN MOM TO HOOKAH! 'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has become a hookah smoker, as she hangs out with Riley Jensen at Viceroy's Hookah Lounge in Los Angeles

This is just asking for some trouble

Can’t ever be too careful if you’re #@$%ing with NoRubbers, amirite?

More pics of Farrah Abraham smoking hookah with a porn star after the jump.

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Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Promises To Show You That The Best Way In Is Through The Backdoor (NSFW)

If the head of Vivid Entertainment, Steve Hirsch, said it, it has to be true.

Former Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has finally owned up to selling a sex tape starring herself with male porn star James Deen. Just like everyone had assumed. And maybe because she’s kind of attractive (in the right light), or because she’s got a nice pair of fake tits, I suspect that this sex tape will be a huge seller. Also, the title, “Farrah Abraham: Backdoor Teen Mom”, kind of explains my thought process here.

Oh hey! Here’s a sorta SFW screencap from the tape:

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Farrah Abraham #@$%s with NoRubbers. And apparently takes it up the butt

If MTV has proved anything with their 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom programs it’s that America wholly supports its burgeoning population of single teen moms. And since Farrah is the most famous single teen mom trying to make it out there in this world, all by herself, all of America should band together and celebrate what an awesome job this young mother is setting for the future generations of America. Because by selling your post-pregnancy body to the highest bidder, you’re taking back your sexuality and declaring yourself liberated from the shackles of society. You are a single mother, a woman and perhaps, most importantly, a role model for all other teen moms.

As long as you promise to do a little anal. Because at least that way there’s no chance of you getting knocked up again. Amirite?

All of Farrah’s NSFW screencaps from Egotastic after the jump.

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Got So Desperate That She Paid James Deen To Shoot A Porno Scene When She Could’ve Made One With Me For Free

Teen Mom will and should go down as one of the most appalling displays of misguided entertainment and exploitation in American history.

Exhibit A: Farrah Abraham

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“This is how I do homework” – Teen Moms everywhere

Here we have a mildly attractive teen who sought her 15 minutes of fame by agreeing to star in a reality series documenting her trials and tribulations after giving birth to her first child at 17. As soon as the cameras rolled, Farrah was transformed from mildly attractive girl with an extremely sad backstory (“Abusive mom, baby daddy dead 2 weeks before their baby’s birth, born and raised in Iowa…”) to desperate for money, attention-seeking reality TV mom.

It all starts with the somewhat professional bikini shoots along the beach.

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Genuine smile. Fake tits

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This is in no way an attempt to seek attention

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Take notes, aspiring teens: “Sideboob will get you places”

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Sunny, sandy, beach-y places

And then comes the sex tape scandal (“Just ask Octomom) and before you know it, the world’s worst kept secret (“That she did in fact film a sex tape”) is being brought out in front of the firing squad. After days of denying that she had any part in an alleged sex tape that was being shopped around to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment, Farrah Abraham has finally admitted that she did indeed pay the ever popular male porn star James Deen to co-star in her sex tape.

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I wonder if she did anal…

Which, like, girl, I totally would’ve done that fo’ free.

Of course, not all your problems can be solved by selling your sex tape to the highest bidder. But could you imagine if it could? Life would be so much better.

More pics of the Teen MILF Mom and her awesome sideboob after the jump.

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The Only March Madness Bracket That Matters

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Who’s taking it up the butt?

Pornstars Won’t Let Measure B Stop Them From #@$%ing With No Rubbers

Less than a week after Election Day, the adult entertainment industry touched down on to Edison, NJ for EXXXOTICA 2012. Billed as “the nation’s largest event dedicated to love and sex”, EXXXOTICA did not disappoint. And while fans were there to celebrate all things “behind closed doors” in an open forum, there was a growing concern coursing through many of their private fantasy factories:

Will pornstars have to wear condoms from now on?

That was the question that garnered the most attention and interest during Saturday’s Q&A with industry titans like Lisa Ann, Raylene, Stoya, Tori Black, Tasha Reign, Kaylani Lei, Christie Stevens, Mari Possa, and Marcus London.

It was also the one question that everyone needed answered. Because whether you want to admit it or not, adult performers aren’t the only ones who will have to deal with the consequences of Measure B having been passed by the general population of the county of Los Angeles. Millions Billions of fans desperately seeking a moment of escape will also have to face the possibility of having their fantasies come crashing down. We’re all invested.

And that is perhaps the only thing that will help reverse course and rule that the new Safer Sex Initiative be done away with.

Forget that the Safe Sex Initiative will cost an already bankrupt state to pour much-needed funds into another unenforceable fight against man’s most popular vice. Forget that the Safe Sex Initiative is redundant considering that condom use on porn sites is already required under state and city law, though barely enforced. And forget that the Safe Sex Initiative was spearheaded by Michael Weinstein, executive director of the AIDS Healthcare Foundation, who spent the past months ramping up on his uninformed rhetoric in an attempt to scare the public into passing Measure B.

Yeah, let’s forget all of that and remember that the only ones that end up getting #@$%ed by enforcing porn productions to use condom are porn’s loyal fans.