Who’s taking it up the butt?
March 21, 2013 in Pornstar Madness
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The pornstars are coming. And not coming as in cumming, but more like coming. Meaning that they’re on their way here. Here in Edison, NJ to show fans of all things sex and adult entertainment a great #@$%ing time.
EXXXOTICA Expo 2012 kicks off this weekend on Nov. 9 through Nov. 11. And it promises fans “will meet the biggest names in adult entertainment, buy the most unique and exclusive products, mingle with the sexy EXXXOTICA Hotties and enjoy the non-stop entertainment stage and sizzling seminar series”.
Featuring more porn stars than your 1TB external hard drive can hold, with appearances by “Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Lisa Ann, Teagan Presley, Raylene, Stoya, Tori Black, Asa Akira, Charmane Starr, Skin Diamond, Joanna Angel, Allie Haze, Lexi Belle, Mari Possa, Gianna Michaels, Sophie Dee, Jynx Maze, Courtney Cummz, Tasha Reign, Monique Alexander, Kagney Linn Karter, Tanya Tate, Misty Stone, Aleksa Nicole, Jayden Lee, Taylor Stevens, Sara Jay, Kaylani Lei, and Cherokee D’s ass”, EXXXOTICA promises to blow your mind. And if that weren’t reason enough to get your ass down to the NJ Expo Center, then how about getting a chance to meet everyone’s favorite living legends Tera Patrick and Ron #@$%in’ Jeremy?
Yeah, I’d recommend bringing an extra pair of pants.
Meet pornstars, be a good person
And while “the nation’s largest event dedicated to love and sex” promises to be a great time, EXXXOTICA has pledged to do more than just give fans an up-close and personal invite to meet their favorite adult performers. They’re helping fans give back to a community that was ravaged by Hurricane Sandy and promises to do whatever it can to help victims of the largest natural disaster to hit the East Coast in recent history. So get down to Edison, NJ and make sure to bring some non-perishable goods for those in need.
So get your ass down to Edison, NJ. Visit EXXXOTICA’s website for ticket info. And make sure to say what up to NoRubbers.tv, because we’ll be there Saturday covering the event. Yes, somehow I convinced them into giving me media passes.
Dope, right?
See you #@$%ers there.
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Sunny Leone, as you may have already been made aware of, retired from porn not too long ago. And while she’s been finding more fulfilling work as a Bollywood actress, I’ll be the first to admit that I miss that gorgeous face of hers. Getting covered in facials. Not to mention the way her 36C tits would bounce. And dat ass. Dat asssssssss.
Sunny Leone, please come back to us!
The following pics are just further proof that Sunny Leone has still got what it takes to be the best and should go back to porn on a warpath of angry sex — #@$%ing and sucking as many hard cocks and wet pussies as possible.
Tell me you don’t miss seeing her get #@$%ed in every which hole
She had the exotic Asian but not quite Asian pornstar role locked down
God only knows how much I missed that sex face of hers
Clearly, there’s something missing from these albeit great pics of Sunny Leone. And that missing element is some hardcore sex… I’m just sayin’.
A Peter North sized load of more Sunny Leone pics after the jump.
Posted in Hardbodies, Pornstar Madness
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Just what the hell is Zumba?
And why haven’t I been made aware of the fact that it’s just code for “sex”? Expect enrollment in Zumba classes to shoot up once this story’s over.
In the quiet suburb of Kennebunk, Maine, Alexis Wright was running the best Zumba class ever. She was, of course, very popular with the local community. Not only was her fitness class a great way to have a little fun while shedding some unwanted pounds, but it also served as a front to her not-so-secret escort service.
Maine’s Everyone’s favorite Zumba instructor, Alexis Wright (29) and her business partner, Mark Strong Sr. (57), were charged with 106(!) counts of prostitution, violation of privacy, and tax evasion, among other things, when investigators bust down the doors to her Pura Vida studio and discovered not only meticulous records of her “appointments” but also over 100 hours of video. And 14,000(!!!) screenshots — but who jerks off to pictures anymore, amirite?
Yes, apparently Alexis Wright was indeed a pornstar. Because obviously, filming yourself having sex most definitely makes you an amateur pornstar. Or at least a part-time pornstar. Or in this case a prostitute.
“I took Alexis Wright’s class and then told all my friends about it”
FYI #@$%ing with NoRubbers made that John’s dick bigger
This was taken from the video where she sticks a popsicle up her pussy
Zumba does look like it keeps the body fit
More pics of the best Zumba instructor ever after the jump (NSFW).
Posted in Don't Get Caught, Headliners
Tagged aerobics, Alexis Wright, amatuer porn, arrested, busted, charges, consenting adults, cops, dance, dance moves, dancer, dancing, Don't Get Caught, escort, exercise, fitness, hoes, hookers, illegal, Kennebunk, Maine, Mark Strong, NSFW, pay for sex, porn, porn star, prostitutes, prostitution, sex, sex tape, whores, Zumba
Mr. Marcus #@$%s with No Rubbers
Brian Pumper aka “Mr. Marcus” is an adult performer. You might have recognized his work in such productions as “Black Bros Bangin’ White Ho’s 1“, “Mr. Marcus Goes To Washington“, “Housewives Gone Black 10“, and “Housewives Gone Black 13“. Like his fellow Mandingo colleagues, he possesses a cock that allows him to be paid to #@$% pornstars. And when you’re being paid to #@$% pornstars, you aren’t going to let a little something like syphilis stop you from getting paid, amirite? I mean, this is his livelihood we’re talking about here!
So, when Mr. Marcus first tested positive for “The Great Imitator”, he did what any other 18 year veteran of the industry would do when asked to present his test results, he covered it up. And now, thanks to that one bad decision, the entire porn industry has shut down for two weeks due to health concerns and pressures from outside health organizations.
Good going, Mr. Marcus
Now to Mr. Marcus’s credit, he did see a doctor on July 12 and received a penicillin shot to treat the venereal disease before returning to work on July 24, per doctor’s orders. But apparently 12 days without sex isn’t anywhere close to stopping a syphilis outbreak from happening.
Hmm… Duly noted.
Jessie Andrews has been popping up on my radar recently for looking tight and fit and cute and… really #@$%in’ young. Like best friend’s little sister young.
Yes, Jessie Andrews takes dick for a living. Yes, she looks like a pre-pubescent teen. And God yes, I think I’m in love with my new favorite pornstar.
All thanks to this great photoshoot by hipster photographer Rony Alwin.
This is when your inner pedo starts screaming to be set free
I do like them small… enough to tie up
I feel dirty just posting these pictures
Someone hose me down
Between him and Terry Richardson, my dick thinks I might’ve missed my calling.
If you like nips on small tits, there are more NSFW pics of my Jessie Andrews after the jump.
Posted in Hardbodies, Pornstar Madness
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