If the head of Vivid Entertainment, Steve Hirsch, said it, it has to be true.
Former Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has finally owned up to selling a sex tape starring herself with male porn star James Deen. Just like everyone had assumed. And maybe because she’s kind of attractive (in the right light), or because she’s got a nice pair of fake tits, I suspect that this sex tape will be a huge seller. Also, the title, “Farrah Abraham: Backdoor Teen Mom”, kind of explains my thought process here.
Oh hey! Here’s a sorta SFW screencap from the tape:
Farrah Abraham #@$%s with NoRubbers. And apparently takes it up the butt
If MTV has proved anything with their 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom programs it’s that America wholly supports its burgeoning population of single teen moms. And since Farrah is the most famous single teen mom trying to make it out there in this world, all by herself, all of America should band together and celebrate what an awesome job this young mother is setting for the future generations of America. Because by selling your post-pregnancy body to the highest bidder, you’re taking back your sexuality and declaring yourself liberated from the shackles of society. You are a single mother, a woman and perhaps, most importantly, a role model for all other teen moms.
As long as you promise to do a little anal. Because at least that way there’s no chance of you getting knocked up again. Amirite?
All of Farrah’s NSFW screencaps from Egotastic after the jump.
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
