I don’t normally post about pornstars unless it’s for a very good reason. And masturbating with a crucifix on school grounds is as good of a reason as any.
Valerie Dodds just don’t give a #@$%
Meet Valerie Dodds, a former Pius X High School student turned internet pornstar. She recently made the news for standing up for herself after all the mean girls found out about her extracurricular activities. Yeah, there’s nothing quite like sticking a crucifix (among other things) up your vagina to get back at all the kids who once said mean things to you.
Valerie should be recognized for her bravery and for standing up for her civil liberties. “What civil liberties was she protecting?”, you may be asking yourself. Well, the First Amendment, of course. The Freedom of Speech and one’s ability to express oneself. Probably the most important right we have as Americans.
And if she just so happens to express herself by posting up pictures of herself sticking things up her vagina and then charging a flat membership fee for access to those pictures online, well that’s her prerogative. I mean, who are we to judge? Amirite?
Normally she doesn’t wear this much clothes
Well, that’s one way to use a public bathroom
You know damn well where those bananas are going
Still young enough to pose with stuffed animals in her photoshoots
I think I love you?
Go ahead, Valerie Dodds. Keep sticking things up your vagina.
More pics of Valerie Dodds aka Val Midwest after the jump (VERY NSFW).
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
