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Christina Aguilera Lost A Shit Ton Of Weight And Showed Off Her Tight Little Body At The Billboard Music Awards

Christina Aguilera has finally got back into the good graces of society and it only took shedding off a shit ton of weight for that to happen. Good for her!

After being pelted with fat jokes during her entire run as a judge on The Voice, Christina Aguilera showed up to the Billboard Music Awards looking fit and thin and healthy and thin and, quite simply, the best she’s looked in a long, long time. Shedding about 140 pounds will do that. And by the looks of it, she looks happy. Which is all the scientific proof I’ll ever need to convince every fat girl I meet to stop eating altogether if they want to be happier. It’s science!!!

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Yup, even Pitbull approves of the thinner Christina Aguilera

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The thing about losing weight is that your tits will still look great after the weight loss

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What will all the bloggers write about now that they can’t use fat jokes?

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“Victory!”, shouted Christina Aguilera and all her horny male fans

If Christina Aguilera did it, so can you.

More pics of Christina Aguilera looking as good as she used to after the jump.

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Taylor Swift For All The 2013 Billboard Music Awards

Taylor Swift looked #@$%ing amazing at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards.

I think it’s the combination of super long legs, porcelain white skin and that    skin-tight dress that really catapulted Taylor Swift to the top of the hottie charts of this year’s Billboard Music Awards. And you can’t have a Taylor Swift post without mentioning those bangs.

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Look at that cute lil booty!

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Get it Taylor Swift. Get. It

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The unicorn on the t-shirt makes this picture that much better

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Taylor Swift won all the Billboard Music Awards

Bangs are a very hard look to pull off. Especially if you’re nowhere near as talented as a Taylor Swift. So, please stop trying.

More pics of Taylor Swift at the Billboard Music Awards after the jump.

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Even Though A Huge Buttload Of Hotties Showed Up To The 2013 Billboard Music Awards, Miguel Stole The Show With His Leg Drop

In case you missed the 2013 Billboard Music Awards, I’m here to fill you in on what happened. Which wasn’t really all that much – Justin Bieber got booed, Ke$ha took a shower and Chris Brown received another death threat.

Oh yeah, I forgot. Something magical did happen. R&B singer Miguel did his best Hulk Hogan impersonation as he tried to jump across the stage over a pit of spectators (I think?). He misjudged the distance and kind of leg-dropped a girl in the neck while kicking another in the face. It was funny and kind of overshadowed all the hotties that showed up to the 2013 Billboard Music Awards. 

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Oh, Miguel.

Anyways, here’s a whole buttload of glammed up hotties that showed up to Sunday’s Billboard Music Awards. Hotties like Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Emmy Rossum, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Morrison, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj, Amber Rose, Hayden Panettiere, Stana Katic, Carly Rae Jepsen, Shania Twain, Jenny McCarthy and Audrina Patridge, all showed up looking fantastic but none of them did anything as entertaining as kicking innocent fans in the head.

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Shania Twain has still got it

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Miley Cyrus continues her streak of looking good in jumpsuits

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How does Audrina Patridge continue to get invited to events like these?

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Mmm, Selena Gomez… What you tasting?

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Emmy Rossum for Best Dressed?

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Sorry, but Jennifer Morrison was “Best Dressed”

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Hayden Panettiere for best back tattoo placement

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“Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. I’ve got no rubbers… Anal, maybe?”

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I’d totally lick Amber Rose’s shaved head

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Nicki Minaj, not looking so crazy

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Ariana Grande is, hands down, the cutest

There’s always next year. Amirite, Selena? I’d get kicked in the head by you.

More pics of all the hotties at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards after the jump.

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Ke$ha Showed Up To The 2013 Billboard Music Awards Looking Not So Terrible And Totally #@$%able

Who knew that underneath all that glitter and meth sweat was a totally #@$%able and not so terrible looking broad? I’m talking about Ke$ha who showed up to last night’s 2013 Billboard Music Awards looking good. Considering that it is Ke$ha that we are talking about here.

And so, if you combine the fact that Ke$ha has shown that she has absolutely no problems licking some sweaty balls with the fact that she might have actually taken a shower (using soap and water!) and showed up last night wearing a dress that totally showed off her ass, then maybe, just maybe, you might agree with me that Ke$ha looked good enough to bone.

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Damn, girl. You clean up nice

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Gold tooth still in, but looks like maybe she brushed her teeth

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Who knew that Ke$ha got a booty like that?

But only if you were like completely desperate and about eleven drinks in.

More pics of Ke$ha looking not so terrible after the jump.

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Everyone Who Showed Up To The 40th Anniversary Of The AMAs Looked Great Last Night – Everyone Except For Christina Aguilera

Last night, a bunch of musicians and hot celebrities who once played musicians came out to celebrate pop music and the slow decay of American culture at the 40th Anniversary of the American Music Awards. I only mention the slow decay of American culture because when you reward Justin Bieber with your award show’s version of “Artist of the Year”, then you’ve pretty much given up on the future of music. Yeah, I’m a “hater” but one thing I won’t hate on is how good every single one of these celebs looked at the AMAs last night.

Taylor Swift looked absolutely gorgeous last night

I’m very confused as to why Stacy Keibler was invited but I’m glad she was

Heidi Klum may not be able to sing but she can yodel

Hayden Panettiere plays a country music star on TV

Oh look, it’s Jordin Sparks – an actual signer

Carly Rae Jepsen won for Best New Artist, which was not unexpected

Even Ke$ha showed up looking somewhat #@$%able

Yeah, everyone who showed up to last night’s AMAs looked great.

Everyone, except Christina Aguilera.

Er… Christina Aguilera is really embracing that whole “diva” thing

More pics of 2012′s American Music Awards hotties after the jump.

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4½ Things You Should Probably Know About Gangnam Style

You’ve seen the video by now. Multiple times.

And you’ve probably seen some, if not all, of the parody videos out there as well. In fact, you’ve probably watched and listened to this song so many times that you’re beginning to ask yourself what the hell is this? Where did it come from? And what does it all mean?

Four and a half things you should probably know about Gangnam Style:

1. Gangnam Style does not mean anal. It also doesn’t mean gangbang, interracial gangbang, or auto-erotic asphyxiation. In fact, Gangnam has absolutely nothing to do with sex. Rather it is an affluent neighborhood of South Korea’s capital city, Seoul. So, what the hell does “Gangnam Style” mean? In one word: bougie. In several words: It is the bastardization of Westernized society, one where excess and materialism is valued far more than altruism, after being fully integrated into the culture of South Korea (the internets’ words, not mine).

2. It’s really a love song. I lied. It is about sex. Every thing is always about sex. The song, on face-value, is a declaration of love to the perfect broad for my man Psy who’s doing all the crazy dances. And according to the song, the perfect girl is from Gangnam, where bougie things like yoga, coffee, horses, big-ass sunglasses, indoor tennis courts, and bath houses, ain’t no thang. Materialistic girls are the best, because if you ever want them to shut their yaps all you’ve gotta do is throw them a new Coach bag.

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