Ummm… where do I send in my bid?
You’d pay to watch her have sex, right?
It is being reported by the gossip-mongerers that Minka Kelly, former girlfriend of Tim Riggins and Jason Street Derek Jeter, has a sex tape that is being shopped around porn town. Obviously, it’s not her offering the sex tape up for sale but an extremely lucky ex-boyfriend.
A person close to the source told TMZ that the sex tape, unlike every other celebrity sex tape, is done in a semi-pro fashion, tripod and everything, dude. The source also claims that Minka Kelly is very aware of the camera, so expect to see the best work Minka Kelly has ever done in front of the cameras.
Now you may be asking why hasn’t the sex tape hit the market by now? Because, allegedly, she may be underage. And by underage I mean 17. Which in about 45% of the United States is perfectly legal. Except you aren’t allowed to be on camera performing sex if you aren’t 18. Which would mean this tape is illegal.
Which would mean that Minka Kelly might have committed the greatest cocktease of all time.
She’s smiling because she knows you want to #@$% her
More pics of a perfectly legal Minka Kelly in Esquire outtakes after the jump.
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