Terry Richardson would have made a great snake oil salesman back in the 1890′s. I mean, judging by all the photos of super-hot and super-famous chicks he has on his blog, Terry Richardson must have some silver tongue and be into black magic. That’s really the only way to explain how he was able to convince a bundled up Alessandra Ambrosio to stip off her big ass coat and scarf and jump into a see-through top that shows off all of her nips.
“Hey baby, looking good. You must be cold. Thank God, I have heat!”
“Here – wear this”
“Yeah that’s right, baby. Show off that tiny waist”
“Mmm. Yeah, more tongue”
“Now try not to look too creeped out while you stand next to me.”
I feel dirty…
More awesome pics of Alessandra Ambrosio after the jump.
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Lindsay Lohan looks great in her latest photo shoot with resident perv and God-send Terry Richardson. With a gun in her hand, Parliaments in her mouth, and freckled tits all out, I would have to say that Terry Richardson did a great job capturing Lindsay Lohan at her most vulnerable.
Because this is how I imagine Lindsay Lohan spends three-quarters of her days.
She’s got a great grip
I’d blast that face right off
Pow! Pow! Pow!
There’s more gun swallowing and nipples after the jump (NSFW).
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Thank God for the genius that is KirillWasHere.com.
In case you didn’t already know, Kirill Was Here is a photography website dedicated to the most insane and most awesome-est party photos ever.
And now he’s got a new tumblr dedicated to Champagne Facials. And it’s exactly how you imagined it.
“All over your face!”
“Breathe through your nose and swallow.”
Ain’t nothing wrong with a little hair-pulling
And she usually hates going to the dentist
“Have you seen my super soaker?”
“Get on your knees and beg for it.”
She’s a gurgler
And she felt uncomfortable when I stared at her tits
More facials after the jump.
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Every year Teen Vogue puts out a list of Hollywood’s future stars. Many of them have already been discovered, so the hard work has already been done. But that doesn’t mean that Teen Vogue is good for nothing. Au contraire, mes #@$%ers!
You see, Teen Vogue had enough sense to invite the following nubile young thangs to the party. Let’s ogle and pick out our favorites. To bang!
Let’s play a game. It’s called “#tooyoung or #oldenough”. Great game, I tell ya.
Teen Vogue’s Young Hollywood Hotties (via Egotastic)
Hailee Steinfeld #tooyoung to know how to color coordinate
Claire Holt #oldenough to dress like a Housewife of The O.C.
Sarah Hyland #oldenough to order a drink -- that I'll roofie
Crista Allen #oldenough to bend those heels behind her ears
Megan Park #oldenough own leopard print everything
Rachel Fox #tooyoung to be posing like that
Jessica Lowndes definitely #oldenough
Oh hi there, Vanessa Hudgens’s lil sister.
I hope you end up like your big sister. Is that wrong?
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Last night, the other half of Hollywood, the one that is relegated to the small screen, was out for the 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards. A fat cow won Lead Actress in a Comedy Series, because who doesn’t like laughing at fat people, right? A midget won Supporting Actor in a
Comedy Drama Series, because who doesn’t like laughing at midgets, right? And Modern Family won everything else.
But enough about that. Let’s talk about what they wore!
Looks to me like not everyone got the memo about wearing red to the red carpet. If you ask me, I’d tell you everyone’s dress would’ve looked better on the floor. Hi-yo!
2011 Primetime Emmys: Ladies In Red
I'd do you, Coach's wife
I'd do you, Kate Winslet
I'd definitely do you, Giuliana Rancic
And I will most certainly do you, failed Wonder Woman
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