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Andris Biedrins Is A Pervert, Still Sucks At Basketball (NSFW)

Andris Biedrins is a 7 foot tall center for the Golden State Warriors. He is just 26 years old, and yet, to most basketball analysts, he’s pretty much reached his ceiling. He is not very good at his job but he’s collecting millions, so you know he’s got a few more years of living recklessly ahead of him.

And according to these pictures obtained by a Latvian news site, Andris Biedrins looks to be doing just that — living young, wild, and free.

That looks like a blowjob to me

Biedrins may no longer be a promising young center but at least he knows how to have fun. In the most perverted ways possible.

Check out the fun after the jump (NSFW).

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All GOPs Are Sexual Deviants

Why is it that Republicans are always caught up in seedy sex scandals? Is it because they’re all sexually depraved hypocritical perverts? Did all those years praying in church pews not teach them anything? Or are they just really good at getting caught?

jacked from Gawker

Former Republican Congressman (NY) Christopher Lee has been outed as a sexual deviant. Gawker reports that Mr. Lee has been caught up in a cheating scandal with a craigslist whore slut empowered female who asked to be unidentified. Now usually this type of thing doesn’t get on the news, but Mr. Lee told said snitch that he was divorced — which is a problem considering he’s “happily married”. His defense?

“I’ve been hacked.”

Paris Hilton Doesn’t Like Fun

So Paris Hilton is after all your collective asses for downloading her sex tape illegally. Don’t act like you haven’t seen it before.

TMZ reports that 843 lucky pervs will finally have the chance to meet Ms. Paris Hilton — in court. According to the suit, the sextape is referred to as a motion picture. Sure… “Motion Picture”. There was less motion in that picture than a beached whale. Seriously, Paris Hilton has zero moves and she was about as dead of a fish as Kim KardASShian.

Celebrity sextapes are never good. They can never fuck like a porn star, which explains why Charlie Sheen is so gung-ho about meeting those type of broads.