Everyone likes cheerleaders. That’s a universal truth.
And Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Colleen Meghan is about to become your favorite cheerleader. Hailing from Cleveland, Ohio (of course!) with a B.S. in Chemistry (really?!), Colleen Meghan has been cheering anonymously for the Dallas Cowboys since 2011. But she’s about to be anonymous, no more!
Thanks to a fan video taken at the Sinical Magazine anniversary party on Saturday 4/13/13 at Cover Girls in Houston, TX, Colleen Meghan showed her fans that she’s got layers to her. And let me just say that I kind of dig it. Joining fetish porn star Lexa Lusty on stage was just the tip of what makes this video so great. It’s got everything for everybody. Chick in a leather gimp suit? Check. Skull#@$%ing? Check. Hot chick doing jumping jacks? Check. Strap-on dildos? Check. Hot chick being force-fed already mentioned strap-on dildo? You betcha!
I really hope Colleen doesn’t get kicked off the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading squad for this. But for all I know Jerry Jones might like ‘em freaky deaky.
Cheerleader & BDSM Submissive Colleen Meghan — Would you… with no rubbers?
More pics of the NFL’s most depraved cheerleader after the jump.
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Andris Biedrins is a 7 foot tall center for the Golden State Warriors. He is just 26 years old, and yet, to most basketball analysts, he’s pretty much reached his ceiling. He is not very good at his job but he’s collecting millions, so you know he’s got a few more years of living recklessly ahead of him.
And according to these pictures obtained by a Latvian news site, Andris Biedrins looks to be doing just that — living young, wild, and free.
That looks like a blowjob to me
Biedrins may no longer be a promising young center but at least he knows how to have fun. In the most perverted ways possible.
Check out the fun after the jump (NSFW).
Posted in Gossip-Mongering, Sports
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Yup, that perv Brian McKnight is back.
And he’s being accompanied by a midget and 15 pornstars for a music video shoot. For the streaming sex video website, YouPorn.com. Apparently, he’s a big fan after the site helped raise awareness for his campaign to teach women how to squirt.
After putting up a thank-you video where he divulges that he’s a fan of anal, Jayden James, and giving hoes carpet burn, Brian McKnight has been hard at work on his newest musical offering: a sex anthem for YouPorn.com.
My, oh my.
That is not Cee-Lo in the white suit
Is your life better than Brian McKnight’s?
I don’t think so
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Tagged Brian McKnight, female ejaculation, fetish, Funny Or Die, G-Spot, midgets, Music, music career, music video, perv, pervert, porn, porn anthem, porn site, porn star, R&B, sex, squirter, squirting, TMZ, weird sex, YouPorn
Man, who knew President Obama was such a cockblock?
That's close enough, bro
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Tagged Barack Obama, cockblock, depraved, deviant, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, France, French, IMF, IMF Chief, le perv, Michelle Obama, perv, perverse, pervert, politician, politico, politics, President Obama, rapist, sex-crazed, sexual deviant, sexual predator, World News
For the many people out there still wondering if we did the right thing by killing Osama Bin Laden, here is proof that we did the absolute right thing.
Osama's very unattractive mistress -- Kola Boof
After officials found a porno stash in the not-so-secret compound Bin Laden had been hiding in, news is coming out that he was into some real kinky shit. According to the National Equirer, Osama Bin Laden was a huge perv and sex fiend. His unattractive mistress, Kola Boof, dishes out how Osama would keep her against her will so he could regularly rape her. If you’ve seen her you’d ask, why rape her? She’s as attractive as a cinderblock.
Osama’s fourth wife, Siham, blamed it on the diabetes – now known ’round here as “The Terrorists’ Disease”.
So, what is sex like with the world’s most notorious terrorist?
““During sex, he started biting me very hard – on my breasts, neck and arms. When I screamed out in pain, he got really excited and made these awful animal sounds.” – Kola Boof
Wallah! I’m sure Jihadists everywhere are celebrating the fact that their fearless leader had “horrible body odor” and “often beat his women to make them do what he wanted sexually”. And if that wasn’t enough to win you over, his mistress Kola offered up this doozy, “the self-proclaimed religious zealot once wanted to have an orgy with a French girl and a Jewish stripper”. Imagine that! Someone call Hustler, I’ve got their next porn parody.
This Ain't Osama XXX
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IMF Chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn was arrested and charged with rape over the weekend. He is presumed innocent until proven guilty. But he’s French and in politics. He might as well tattoo “scumbag” on his forehead and call it a night.
Dominique Strauss-Kahn, rapist
Most every major news channel is reporting that Dominique Strauss-Kahn greeted a Sofitel hotel maid in nothing but his birthday suit, chased her down in his suite, trapped her in his bathroom, then demanded that she perform oral sex on him — or as the French like to call it, le blowjob on the oui oui.
After the rape, the IMF Chief, presumably, cleaned up and got his creepy ass onto a plane. Unfortunately for him, the dumbass called the hotel, asked if he left his phone, and told them he was on a plane headed back home. The hotel called the police who arrested the French presidential hopeful as he was about to take off. After consenting to a physical, that would’ve given him all the action he needed for the afternoon, he’s now being held on 3 criminal charges. Who says politics isn’t a dirty game?
Now the biggest mystery of all is figuring out just what the hell does the IMF do.
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