“Bats and balls run this world.”
Another gem of wisdom being dropped on us by one of the most memorable characters ever introduced on television. Leon is back mother#@$%as! And he’s “Living large! Just had a croissant filled with mother#@$%ing champagne!”
Who brings the ruckus to the ladies?
When Larry meets the perfect woman at the start of the episode, little does he know that this woman is also into chicks. Chicks named Rosie O’Donnell. Chicks that can get you sushi at Yankees Stadium. Chicks that can get you seats to The Tonys. Yeah, that’s the kind of power that Larry will be competing against. The conversation between Larry and Rosie about meeting the perfect woman is one of the most true to life conversations they could’ve had between a heterosexual man and a homosexual woman when describing how taut this woman’s tits are. So she’s a bi-sexual? Yup. “It’s so selfish. Half the population isn’t enough?” Valid point there, LD. Valid point.
So when neither Rosie nor Larry backs down from pursuing this woman, they engage in a little friendly competition full of baseball metaphors and good old-fashioned locker room ribbing. But how do you beat a lesbian? Someone who “knows all the nooks and crannies” of the female body… Simple.
Performance-enhancing drugs
You juice.
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
