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Melanie Iglesias Will Make You Want To Listen To Electronic Dance Music

Posted on May 16, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Melanie Iglesias is that sexy that she’ll make you want to hit play on this video. Even though it features a rave-y glove lightshow set toBingo Players’ “Buzzcut”. Yes, Melanie Iglesias will make you do things that you don’t want to do. It’s a fact. Don’t fight it, just let it take over and enjoy the ride. Trust Melanie Iglesias.

Just in case you were wondering what in the hell you just watched and listened to, here’s a helpful little video from Vice’s brand new EDM blog, THUMP, explaining what EDM means to fans of the new music craze that’s taking over all the young people’s minds.

I blame it on the drugs. Or that chick Molly that everyone seems to be looking for.

Melanie Iglesias looks like a partier

Who taught Melanie Iglesias how to dress? I want to kiss him or her

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I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out that Melanie Iglesias didn’t own a single t-shirt

And now you can add Melanie Iglesias to the list of reasons why EDM is so popular nowadays.

More pics of Melanie Iglesias and her perfect cleavage after the jump.

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Demi Moore Don’t Give A #@$%, She Just Wanna Dance

Posted on December 7, 2012 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Whenever chicks break up after a serious relationship, they always seem to go through the same coping process. Which is to whore it up and party until weeks, months, maybe even years down the line they eventually break down. And things don’t seem so different in the case of Demi Moore who spent Wednesday night twerking it alongside Lenny Kravitz’s bevy of honeys in Alex Rodriguez’s Miami home. You know, to forget the pain of her divorce from Ashton Kutcher.

Lenny Kravitz is probably thinking, “Who invited this trash bag?”

Not all that surprising since Demi Moore still thinks she’s 30. Or at least thinks she can keep up with the 30 year olds. She’s like that 40 year old Latina mom you see going clubbing out with her 20 year old daughter. “She just wanna dance.”

Demi Moore got ratchet up in A-Rod’s crib

More pics of Demi Moore twerking it for no one in particular after the jump.

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Scarlett Johansson and Eva Longoria Have Got My Vote

Posted on September 7, 2012 by the chronic fornicator | 2 Comments

The RNC can keep their old money and strippers. Screw them. You know why?

Because the Democrats know how to throw a way better party. And how do you do that? Easy. You invite celebrities, tons of chicks, black people who love to sing and dance, and the gays. You can’t forget the gays, ‘cuz they know how to party. But I’m not here to talk about that one party I went to where I knew at least one person there liked dudes… no, I’m here to talk about politics. Which is probably just as painful for you as it is for me.

Politics in America has devolved into a popularity contest where the side with the prettier, richer, and/or cooler candidate always seems to win. So, in their bid to win a second term for Barack Obama, the Democratic Party invited movie hotties Scarlett Johansson and Eva Longoria to speak at the DNC. And compared to who the Republicans invited, I’m leaning towards voting Democrat because they had way better looking chicks at their party.

Eva Longoria looked great during her speech

Scarlett Johansson rocking them red bottoms

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Who’s Ready For The Weekend

Posted on June 22, 2012 by the chronic fornicator | 1 Comment

Party all day, party all night.

Props to Cunnilingus Rice for the link.

Here’s a video that should get you pumped for another weekend of debauchery. If you can distract yourselves from the unibrow of J.Cole, stick around until the 1:50 mark when shit starts getting really awesome.

Mashing up J.Cole’s Werk Out with DJ Kronic’s Looking For Some Girls was a brilliant move by YouTuber dubstepchick69(!). Thank you, dubstepchick69.

Remember to enjoy the weekend responsibly. No more than 5 hookers in a room.