The RNC can keep their old money and strippers. Screw them. You know why?
Because the Democrats know how to throw a way better party. And how do you do that? Easy. You invite celebrities, tons of chicks, black people who love to sing and dance, and the gays. You can’t forget the gays, ‘cuz they know how to party. But I’m not here to talk about that one party I went to where I knew at least one person there liked dudes… no, I’m here to talk about politics. Which is probably just as painful for you as it is for me.
Politics in America has devolved into a popularity contest where the side with the prettier, richer, and/or cooler candidate always seems to win. So, in their bid to win a second term for Barack Obama, the Democratic Party invited movie hotties Scarlett Johansson and Eva Longoria to speak at the DNC. And compared to who the Republicans invited, I’m leaning towards voting Democrat because they had way better looking chicks at their party.
Eva Longoria looked great during her speech
Scarlett Johansson rocking them red bottoms
More pics of Scarlett Johansson & Eva Longoria looking hot at the DNC.
Posted in Charting The Stars, Headliners
Tagged babes, Barack Obama, chicks, convention, Democratic National Convention, Democrats, DNC, Eva Longoria, hot, hottie, party, party girl, politico, politics, Republican National Convention, Republicans, RNC, Scarlett Johansson, sexy
Party all day, party all night.
Props to Cunnilingus Rice for the link.
Here’s a video that should get you pumped for another weekend of debauchery. If you can distract yourselves from the unibrow of J.Cole, stick around until the 1:50 mark when shit starts getting really awesome.
Mashing up J.Cole’s Werk Out with DJ Kronic’s Looking For Some Girls was a brilliant move by YouTuber dubstepchick69(!). Thank you, dubstepchick69.
Remember to enjoy the weekend responsibly. No more than 5 hookers in a room.
Posted in Boob Tube
Tagged bombs away, Cunnilingus Rice, dance party, DJ Kronic, hookers, J.Cole, Looking For Some Girls, mash-up, Music, music video, party, party girl, unibrow, video mash-up, Werk Out, youtube
Thank God for the genius that is KirillWasHere.com.
In case you didn’t already know, Kirill Was Here is a photography website dedicated to the most insane and most awesome-est party photos ever.
And now he’s got a new tumblr dedicated to Champagne Facials. And it’s exactly how you imagined it.
“All over your face!”
“Breathe through your nose and swallow.”
Ain’t nothing wrong with a little hair-pulling
And she usually hates going to the dentist
“Have you seen my super soaker?”
“Get on your knees and beg for it.”
She’s a gurgler
And she felt uncomfortable when I stared at her tits
More facials after the jump.
Posted in Hardbodies
Tagged awesome, awesome ass, awesome tits, babes, blowjob, boob, boobies, boobs, broads, champagne, Champagne Facials, Champagne showers, chicks, cum shot, cute, dance party, double facial, erotic, facial, great tits, Hardbodies, hot, hottie, Kirill Was Here, nice ass, nice butt, nice nips, nice tits, nipple, NSFW, party, party animal, party girl, photography, photos, pics, sexy, slightly erotic, The Money Shot, tits, titties
(Click the image to watch her go)
I’m like the fat guy towards the end, “Wow.”
source= Project X
Posted in Boob Tube
Tagged animated gif, babes, beer, chick, gif, hot, hottie, movies, Nichole Bloom, party, party girl, Project X, sexy, shotgun, shotgunning a beer
The World’s Greatest Mother Casey Anthony.
Yesterday, after almost three years since her daughter Caylee Anthony’s disappearance, jurors found Casey Anthony not guilty of murdering her two year old daughter. Subsequently, Nancy Grace’s head exploded, Julie Chen cried, and Bill O’Reilly got into a shouting match with Geraldo Rivera. For a murder trial that captured the media’s attention, there seemed to be a lot of people not on Casey Anthony’s side. Justified? Let’s look at the evidence:
Casey Anthony was a too-young mom who didn’t really want the burden of being a mom. She wanted to party and well, that becomes difficult when you’ve got a two-year old baby to watch, right? So, she prayed that Caylee would disappear. And somehow Caylee did. Then, in an effort to act “normal”, Casey Anthony went to a hot body contest and got a new tattoo. She then lied to her family. Finally reported the baby missing — after about a month. Then lied again, this time to the cops. Then police found Caylee’s decomposing body. Casey was arrested. She then stole as much money as she could while out on bail. She was arrested again. Then she blamed everything on being raped by her father and brother.
Sounds like a real killer defense to me.
Casey Anthony — Would you…with no rubbers?
Posted in Would You Wednesday
Tagged baby death, Casey Anthony, criminal, despicable, feeding frenzy, guilty, homicide, hot body, killer, killer mom, killing, media frenzy, media storm, miscreant, murder case, not guilty, party animal, party girl, toddler death, trial, verdict, Would You Wednesday, Would You With No Rubbers?
John Krasinski, Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, and Alison Brie crashed a bachelorette party last weekend in my second home of Ann Arbor, MI. They sang karaoke. Poorly. And danced with blow up dolls before giving the bride a twirl.
Proof that karaoke is painful to watch, even with all that talent in the room.
Posted in Epinions
Tagged A squared, AA, Alison Brie, Ann Arbor, bachelorette, bachelorette party, blow up dolls, Brown Eyed Girl, celebrity, celebs having fun, Community, Emily Blunt, How I Met Your Mother, I Love You Man, Jason Segel, John Krasinski, karaoke, karaoke bar, Michigan, party, party girl, sex dolls, singing, The Office, TMZ, University of Michigan, Vulture