The RNC can keep their old money and strippers. Screw them. You know why?
Because the Democrats know how to throw a way better party. And how do you do that? Easy. You invite celebrities, tons of chicks, black people who love to sing and dance, and the gays. You can’t forget the gays, ‘cuz they know how to party. But I’m not here to talk about that one party I went to where I knew at least one person there liked dudes… no, I’m here to talk about politics. Which is probably just as painful for you as it is for me.
Politics in America has devolved into a popularity contest where the side with the prettier, richer, and/or cooler candidate always seems to win. So, in their bid to win a second term for Barack Obama, the Democratic Party invited movie hotties Scarlett Johansson and Eva Longoria to speak at the DNC. And compared to who the Republicans invited, I’m leaning towards voting Democrat because they had way better looking chicks at their party.
Eva Longoria looked great during her speech
Scarlett Johansson rocking them red bottoms
More pics of Scarlett Johansson & Eva Longoria looking hot at the DNC.
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