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Demi Moore Don’t Give A #@$%, She Just Wanna Dance

Whenever chicks break up after a serious relationship, they always seem to go through the same coping process. Which is to whore it up and party until weeks, months, maybe even years down the line they eventually break down. And things don’t seem so different in the case of Demi Moore who spent Wednesday night twerking it alongside Lenny Kravitz’s bevy of honeys in Alex Rodriguez’s Miami home. You know, to forget the pain of her divorce from Ashton Kutcher.

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Lenny Kravitz is probably thinking, “Who invited this trash bag?”

Not all that surprising since Demi Moore still thinks she’s 30. Or at least thinks she can keep up with the 30 year olds. She’s like that 40 year old Latina mom you see going clubbing out with her 20 year old daughter. “She just wanna dance.”

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Demi Moore got ratchet up in A-Rod’s crib

More pics of Demi Moore twerking it for no one in particular after the jump.

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Kirill Was Here Delivering Champagne Facials

#GoDeeper

Thank God for the genius that is KirillWasHere.com.

In case you didn’t already know, Kirill Was Here is a photography website dedicated to the most insane and most awesome-est party photos ever.

And now he’s got a new tumblr dedicated to Champagne Facials. And it’s exactly how you imagined it.

Say “Ahhh”!

Champagne Bukakee

“All over your face!”

“Breathe through your nose and swallow.”

Ain’t nothing wrong with a little hair-pulling

And she usually hates going to the dentist

“Have you seen my super soaker?”

“Get on your knees and beg for it.”

She’s a gurgler

And she felt uncomfortable when I stared at her tits

More facials after the jump.

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Would You Wednesday

Meet The World’s Greatest Mother Casey Anthony.

Yesterday, after almost three years since her daughter Caylee Anthony’s disappearance, jurors found Casey Anthony not guilty of murdering her two year old daughter. Subsequently, Nancy Grace’s head exploded, Julie Chen cried, and Bill O’Reilly got into a shouting match with Geraldo Rivera. For a murder trial that captured the media’s attention, there seemed to be a lot of people not on Casey Anthony’s side. Justified? Let’s look at the evidence:

Casey Anthony was a too-young mom who didn’t really want the burden of being a mom. She wanted to party and well, that becomes difficult when you’ve got a two-year old baby to watch, right? So, she prayed that Caylee would disappear. And somehow Caylee did. Then, in an effort to act “normal”, Casey Anthony went to a hot body contest and got a new tattoo. She then lied to her family. Finally reported the baby missing — after about a month. Then lied again, this time to the cops. Then police found Caylee’s decomposing body. Casey was arrested. She then stole as much money as she could while out on bail. She was arrested again. Then she blamed everything on being raped by her father and brother.

Sounds like a real killer defense to me.

Casey Anthony — Would you…with no rubbers?

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Would You Wednesday

Kate Middleton‘s sister is a hottie. A total babe. A smokeshow. Everyone with eyes would agree. Even Stevie Wonder was quoted as saying, “I feel like she’s got a great ass. If only I had eyes behind these dark ass shades.”. After stealing the spotlight at The Royal Wedding, Pippa Middleton’s star is on the rise. How can I be so presumptuous in declaring such a bold statement? Well, because…

She was offered $5 million by Vivid Entertainment to appear in just one scene. Probably anal — she’s got a great ass. You know you’ve arrived when Steven Hirsch, CEO of the largest porn company this side of heaven, offers you millions after seeing your ass in a tight dress and leaked photos of a drunk you in bra and panties. Congrats on finally making it!

Pippa Middleton — Would you…with no rubbers?

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Charlie Sheen Is An F18, Bro (NSFW)

Charlie Sheen. Winning.

via NoRubbersblog YouTube (NSFW)

Selected lines from his Feb. 24, 2011 interview on the Alex Jones radio show. His rant was great. It was also disturbing. In it he referred to himself as a bayonette, an F18, and a Vatican Assassin of the highest order. He must be on some incredible cocaine. No other way to explain this phenomenal crash and burn.

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Happy Birthday Dear Leader

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il turns 69 today. Seems like only yesterday that he was born atop the sacred Baekdu Mountain on the wings of flying unicorns before sliding down a rainbow to lead his people into Third World supremacy… Time sure flies when you’re building a nuclear weapon.

Commemorating the day he ejected from his mother’s vagina 69 years ago, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea will be holding their 15th annual Kimjongilia Festival for all its countrymen to revel in the glory that is Kim Jong-Illin’.

Illin' like a villian

Korean News Service reports that some “colorful events” will be taking place at the Kimilsungia-Kimjongilia Exhibition. Flowers, soldiers, guns, warheads, tanks, and schoolchildren will be on hand for the extravagant display of greatness. In a country where people are literally starving for a speck of rice, at least the world will know:

Ain’t no party like a North Korean party! Woot! Woot!