Tim Bradley did not win this fight
This past Saturday, Manny “Pac-Man” Pacquiao lost a controversial split decision to title challenger Timothy “Desert Storm” Bradley.
With so many fans up in arms over the controversial split decision, boxing has a real image problem right about now. Already swinging wild haymakers while fighting on its last legs, boxing, as a sport, has been slowly losing points on the scorecards. This latest setback may be the blow that KOs boxing forever.For many, that awful call by the judges will forever go down as the day boxing died.
The entire country of the Philippines cried after the decision
And where there’s controversy, there’s conspiracy theories!
Three and a half conspiracy theories you should probably know:
“I hate boxing. Because I was never that good at it.”
1. Dana White owns Las Vegas. The UFC has been jabbing away at boxing since its inception and has proved to be more than just a mere sideshow. Coming off a year in which they signed a mega-deal with FOX, UFC has made great strides in legitimatizing itself as the best combat sport in the sports landscape in a ridiculously short amount of time. The man responsible for a huge part of that is UFC President Dana White. He’s made it pretty well-known how much he dislikes the politics of boxing, so what better way to illustrate that point than by delivering a straight shot to the sternum and bringing boxing to its knees?
Jessica Sanchez was the highlight of Pacquiao vs Bradley
2. Las Vegas wanted to show us that females are only good for two things at boxing matches. Holding up ring cards and singing the National Anthem. Using the Pacquiao-Bradley fight as their platform, Las Vegas delivered a very loud and clear message to the rest of the world: Women should not be anywhere close to the ring, except to sing the National Anthem (helluva job by Jessica Sanchez) and to hold up the cards telling us what round we’re in. Whether it be fighting, judging, or taping, women should just remain on the periphery of the ring, smiling and crying. They should not and probably will not, ever judge another marquee fight for as long as they continue to pee sitting down. CJ Ross showed the world that women are just as incompetent judging boxing matches as they are making left turns. Vegas rigged the fight because, “Why the #@$% not? It’s Vegas.”
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