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The Only March Madness Bracket That Matters

2013_Pornstar_Bracket

Who’s taking it up the butt?

The Final Two Pornstars Are In So Let’s Get It On

The Finals have been set.

Final Bracket – Championship

Asa Akira vs Tori Black

Asa Akira vs Tori Black – for the crown

First pornstar to retweet, wins #PornstarMadness.

So let’s harass them on twitter as much as we can!

 

The Final Four Pornstars Take Center Stage In Starring Roles

The Pornstar Madness Final Four

When I set out to start the Pornstar Madness bracket, I did not think it would end like this — with four of the most popular pornstars left. But at the end of the day, you always go back to what you know. What you’re familiar with. Loyalty.

There is nothing more unexplainable than the loyalty that certain people share with their favorite pornstars. It’s like you questioning why your buddy would still go back to his first real girlfriend if the opportunity arose — no matter how much wider her hips and lips got after they were last together. It’s really all in the eye of the beholder. And since I’m the only one willing to jerk off to 69 different pornstars (and tell you about it!), I think I’ve earned the right to crown whoever the #@$% I want to #@$%.

So, I took a gander at the the filmography of each pornstar and asked myself, “What separates her from the rest of the pack?” Was it the copious amounts of anal sex? The gallons of jizz she willingly swallowed? Or the diameter of her stretched out asshole? No, it wasn’t any of those things.

Instead it was that unmeasurable quality I called the XXX-Factor. The ability to own a scene. To look down the lens of a camera while she has her co-star’s cock rammed deep inside her.

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The Final Four Pornstars Left Standing Have Been Asked To Get On Their Knees

The votes are in and the winners have been crowned.

This is your Final Four!

Now, understandably, some of you may be questioning how so-and-so won over so-and-so. Well, I’ve got the cold, hard numbers to back me up on this. Remember, to get out of the Round of 8, a pornstar had to win the poles polls which you, the reader, were voting on. Based solely on physical attraction.

Hit the jump for the results (Definitely NSFW).

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What’s Sexier Than Movie Orgasms Set To DubStep

There’s nothing hotter than Dubstep right now.

So, why not set some fake orgasms to the ever popular “Barbarella”?

jacked from Uproxx

For those uninitiated into the wonderful world of heavy bass over synthesized computer sounds and noise, you should click on this. You really don’t know what you’re missing out on. It’s like stepping into the back of a digital clock when the alarm is going off. Totally sick!

Better with drugs.

Keep Voting For Your Favorite Pornstar Madness’ Tits, Ass, Snatch, Backside, And Gaping Asshole

The Elite 8

The Elite 8 need your help to reach the Final Four! Keep voting for your favorite:

The winners and their respective body parts will be revealed Sunday or Monday. Or maybe Tuesday. Basically, sometime soon… Whenever I get to it.

And keep supporting our sponsor Fleshlight!