Haley King as you may or may not remember is Selena Gomez’s super busty teenaged friend. She’s got fantastic tits and since she’s barely legal (she’s 19!), you’re still kind of unsure of whether her tits are totally fake or totally real. Because who really knows? On one hand, 19 year old girls really shouldn’t have tits that nice while on the other hand, 19 year old girls should have tits that nice because they’re 19 and totally legal.
She plays an 18 year old on “The Young and the Restless”
Has anyone noticed that tattoo before? I demand to see more!
The cleavage shot that we’ve all been looking for
Haley King… Why God gave man two hands.
More pics of Haley King’s twin cannons after the jump.
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Farrah Abraham is the worst kind of reality star. The kind addicted to fame.
When a reality TV show chronicling your teen pregnancy, your terrible relationship with your own mother and several failed boyfriends wasn’t enough, you usually resign yourself to giving up your time in the spotlight. Unless you’re like Farrah Abraham who wouldn’t her 15 minutes of psuedo-celebrity fade into the wind. Instead, Farrah Abraham did the next most logical thing which was to star in her own porno. But only after upgrading her tits to some C’s.
And now that the hoopla surrounding her now burgeoning porn career is already dying down, Farrah knows that the only way to truly succeed in the business of selling one’s self is to “throw some D’s on that bitch”.
But after seeing these NSFW pics of Farrah’s tiny torn up chest (after the jump), I promise never to ask a girl to get a boob job. Unless bigger tits is what she wants. And that’s exactly what Farrah wanted. Because after getting off to her own porno for the sixteenth time, Farrah Abraham must’ve came to the same conclusion as every one of her five fans: “Damn, I wish she had bigger tits”.
That backdoor that gave Farrah Abraham new life
I can’t believe she just got paid to show off the new funbags!
Stop investing in your chest and start doing something about the butterface
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, Farrah Abraham came out of that bloody ordeal sporting a bright blue bikini for Sapphire’s Pool Party in Vegas this past weekend and showed off her newer and bigger funbags.
More pics of the actual boob job (BLOODY!) and at the pool party after the jump.
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After being photographed sans top while enjoying a quick dip in her private pool, I thought it’d be hard for Joanna Krupa to top that. Thankfully, my capacity for imagination seems to have an inverse relationship according to how attractive I find the hottie. And I find Joanna Krupa very attractive.
Here she is hosting the launch of Hapari Swimwear at a Vegas Pool Party. Because, obviously. And by the looks of it, Joanna Krupa is very good at hosting pool parties. In fact, she’s got most of the items checked off the checklist.
- Look good in a bikini
- Invite some hoes
- Dance like a whore
- Take plenty of pictures
Yup, all the major items were taken care off. She even sucked on a tiny dick pop.
You’re so wild Joanna Krupa
Hahahaha! Look it’s like a tiny dick!
Damn, I bet Joanna Krupa knows how to get down.
More pics of the Polish beauty with a wild side after the jump.
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Since Kate Upton’s birthday earlier this week, we’ve already had a whole bunch of pics where her now 21 year old boobs almost popped out of her top on the set of The Other Woman. And now we’ve got some leftovers from her Body Paint feature in the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Happy birthday to… us?
Man, Kate Upton’s birthday is resembling something more like Chanukkah, because the gifts just keep on coming. And while these pics might not have been good enough to make the magazine’s cut, they look perfectly fine to me.
And you all know that I’ve got a very discriminating eye when it comes to boobs.
When Kate Upton takes off her top, good things happen
Now that is what I call sideboob
Kate Upton’s boobs — the gift that just keeps on giving
To think she looked like this when she was 20. Imagine what she looked like at — Stop!
Riddle me this: How many body painters does it take to cover up Kate Upton’s private parts?
I like to think that the body paint is edible
More pics of Kate Upton’s boobs after the .gif. I mean jump.
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Kate Upton’s boobs turned 21 today. Yay!
And you know what that means. It means that you can now legally buy her a drink and roofie it because well, let’s face it, that’d be the only way she’d get with you. Now, of course, I wasn’t trying to be funny because rape jokes aren’t funny (unless she was, like, totally asking for it). Please do not buy Kate Upton a drink and drug her. That would be bad and in poor form.
But do spend the night drooling over a handful of photos of Kate Upton’s tits almost popping out of her top. That’s, like, totally cool. In fact, here’s a bunch of pics of Kate Upton’s now 21 year old boobs on the set of The Other Woman.
I would totally rock that job
Now that’s a strong bra!
I could think of several things to stick in her cleavage #GoodGod
You and me both, Leslie Mann
It’s your party and your boobs can pop out if they want to
For some inexplicable reason these pics found their way onto the internet on Kate Upton’s 21st birthday. So, in reality, it was like a birthday for everybody.
More pics of Kate Upton’s boobs almost falling out of her shirt after the jump.
Also, check out more Kate Upton posts on NoRubbers.tv.
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Romain Zago is a very lucky man. Probably the luckiest man in the world. Why? Because he’s married to Real Housewives of Miami star Joanna Krupa.
And here she is parading around her perfectly fit and trim body by the pool. Without her bikini top on, of course. Which is so typical of Miami, amirite? Seriously, Joanna Krupa’s tight little body was made for the sunny beaches of Miami. And by dipping into the pool topless, Joanna Krupa just raised the level of interest in pool boy openings nationwide.
Real or not, Joanna Krupa is the best Miami Housewife
If I came home to that every day… Whoo boy
adorable Miami is this couple
All the NSFW pics after the jump — Hit that shit
Goddamn, I wish I knew how to pool boy.
More pics of Romain Zago enjoying a topless Joanna Krupa after the jump (NSFW).
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