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Haley King Took Her Chest-Puppies Out For A Walk To The Daytime Emmy Awards

Posted on June 18, 2013 by | Leave a comment

Haley King as you may or may not remember is Selena Gomez’s super busty teenaged friend. She’s got fantastic tits and since she’s barely legal (she’s 19!), you’re still kind of unsure of whether her tits are totally fake or totally real. Because who really knows? On one hand, 19 year old girls really shouldn’t have tits that nice while on the other hand, 19 year old girls should have tits that nice because they’re 19 and totally legal.

The 40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals

She plays an 18 year old on “The Young and the Restless”

40th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards

Has anyone noticed that tattoo before? I demand to see more!

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The cleavage shot that we’ve all been looking for

Haley King… Why God gave man two hands.

More pics of Haley King’s twin cannons after the jump.

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Farrah Abraham Went Through Hell To Get Newer Bigger Tits Before Showing Them Off At Sapphire’s Pool Party In Vegas (NSFW)

Posted on June 18, 2013 by | Leave a comment

Farrah Abraham is the worst kind of reality star. The kind addicted to fame.

When a reality TV show chronicling your teen pregnancy, your terrible relationship with your own mother and several failed boyfriends wasn’t enough, you usually resign yourself to giving up your time in the spotlight. Unless you’re like Farrah Abraham who wouldn’t her 15 minutes of psuedo-celebrity fade into the wind. Instead, Farrah Abraham did the next most logical thing which was to star in her own porno. But only after upgrading her tits to some C’s.

And now that the hoopla surrounding her now burgeoning porn career is already dying down, Farrah knows that the only way to truly succeed in the business of selling one’s self is to “throw some D’s on that bitch”.

Exclusive - Farrah Abraham Going For Breast Enhancement Surgery

New toys!

But after seeing these NSFW pics of Farrah’s tiny torn up chest (after the jump),  I promise never to ask a girl to get a boob job. Unless bigger tits is what she wants. And that’s exactly what Farrah wanted. Because after getting off to her own porno for the sixteenth time, Farrah Abraham must’ve came to the same conclusion as every one of her five fans: “Damn, I wish she had bigger tits”.

Farrah Abraham Has Fun Poolside at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club

That backdoor that gave Farrah Abraham new life

Farrah Abraham Hosts The Sapphire Pool & Day Club

I can’t believe she just got paid to show off the new funbags!

Farrah Abraham hosts Sapphire Pool and Day Club

Stop investing in your chest and start doing something about the butterface

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, Farrah Abraham came out of that bloody ordeal sporting a bright blue bikini for Sapphire’s Pool Party in Vegas this past weekend and showed off her newer and bigger funbags.

More pics of the actual boob job (BLOODY!) and at the pool party after the jump.

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Joanna Krupa Knows How To Throw A Pool Party

Posted on June 13, 2013 by | Leave a comment

After being photographed sans top while enjoying a quick dip in her private pool, I thought it’d be hard for Joanna Krupa to top that. Thankfully, my capacity for imagination seems to have an inverse relationship according to how attractive I find the hottie. And I find Joanna Krupa very attractive.

Here she is hosting the launch of Hapari Swimwear at a Vegas Pool Party. Because, obviously. And by the looks of it, Joanna Krupa is very good at hosting pool parties. In fact, she’s got most of the items checked off the checklist.

  1. Look good in a bikini

    Joanna Krupa hosts the signature bikini line launch at 'Ditch Saturdays'

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  2. Invite some hoes

    Joanna Krupa hosts the signature bikini line launch at 'Ditch Saturdays'

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  3. Dance like a whore

    Joanna Krupa's wild bachelorette party at The Palms in Las Vegas, NV

    CHECK √

  4. Take plenty of pictures
    Joanna Krupa hosts the signature bikini line launch at 'Ditch Saturdays'

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    Joanna Krupa's wild bachelorette party at The Palms in Las Vegas, NV

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    Joanna Krupa's wild bachelorette party at The Palms in Las Vegas, NV

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    Joanna Krupa's wild bachelorette party at The Palms in Las Vegas, NV

    CHECK √

Yup, all the major items were taken care off. She even sucked on a tiny dick pop.

Joanna Krupa's wild bachelorette party at The Palms in Las Vegas, NV

You’re so wild Joanna Krupa

Joanna Krupa's wild bachelorette party at The Palms in Las Vegas, NV

Hahahaha! Look it’s like a tiny dick!

Damn, I bet Joanna Krupa knows how to get down.

More pics of the Polish beauty with a wild side after the jump.

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Kate Upton’s Birthday Just Keeps Getting Better

Posted on June 12, 2013 by | Leave a comment

Since Kate Upton’s birthday earlier this week, we’ve already had a whole bunch of pics where her now 21 year old boobs almost popped out of her top on the set of The Other Woman. And now we’ve got some leftovers from her Body Paint feature in the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Happy birthday to… us?

Man, Kate Upton’s birthday is resembling something more like Chanukkah, because the gifts just keep on coming. And while these pics might not have been good enough to make the magazine’s cut, they look perfectly fine to me.

And you all know that I’ve got a very discriminating eye when it comes to boobs.

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When Kate Upton takes off her top, good things happen

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Now that is what I call sideboob

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Kate Upton’s boobs — the gift that just keeps on giving

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To think she looked like this when she was 20. Imagine what she looked like at — Stop!

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Riddle me this: How many body painters does it take to cover up Kate Upton’s private parts?

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I like to think that the body paint is edible

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More pics of Kate Upton’s boobs after the .gif. I mean jump.

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Kate Upton’s Boobs Turned 21 Today

Posted on June 10, 2013 by | 1 Comment

Kate Upton’s boobs turned 21 today. Yay!kate-upton-boobs-bounce-bikini kate-upton-boobs-adjust kate-upton-boobs-cat-daddy kate-upton-boobs-gq-danceKateUptonDancing

And you know what that means. It means that you can now legally buy her a drink and roofie it because well, let’s face it, that’d be the only way she’d get with you. Now, of course, I wasn’t trying to be funny because rape jokes aren’t funny (unless she was, like, totally asking for it). Please do not buy Kate Upton a drink and drug her. That would be bad and in poor form.

But do spend the night drooling over a handful of photos of Kate Upton’s tits almost popping out of her top. That’s, like, totally cool. In fact, here’s a bunch of pics of Kate Upton’s now 21 year old boobs on the set of The Other Woman.

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I would totally rock that job

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Now that’s a strong bra!

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I could think of several things to stick in her cleavage #GoodGod

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You and me both, Leslie Mann

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It’s your party and your boobs can pop out if they want to

For some inexplicable reason these pics found their way onto the internet on Kate Upton’s 21st birthday. So, in reality, it was like a birthday for everybody.

More pics of Kate Upton’s boobs almost falling out of her shirt after the jump.

Also, check out more Kate Upton posts on NoRubbers.tv.

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Real Housewife Joanna Krupa Goes Topless By The Pool Fulfilling All Pool Boy Fantasies (NSFW)

Posted on June 7, 2013 by | 1 Comment

Romain Zago is a very lucky man. Probably the luckiest man in the world. Why? Because he’s married to Real Housewives of Miami star Joanna Krupa.

And here she is parading around her perfectly fit and trim body by the pool. Without her bikini top on, of course. Which is so typical of Miami, amirite? Seriously, Joanna Krupa’s tight little body was made for the sunny beaches of Miami. And by dipping into the pool topless, Joanna Krupa just raised the level of interest in pool boy openings nationwide.

Joanna Krupa Shows Off Her Assets!

Real or not, Joanna Krupa is the best Miami Housewife

Joanna Krupa Shows Off Her Assets!

If I came home to that every day… Whoo boy

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AWWW! How adorable Miami is this couple

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All the NSFW pics after the jump — Hit that shit

Goddamn, I wish I knew how to pool boy.

More pics of Romain Zago enjoying a topless Joanna Krupa after the jump (NSFW).

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