The internets went crazy. And for good reason. That shot of her awesome, and surprisingly overlooked, rump was enough to keep the sides fighting. It’s the age old question that has haunted mankind since they discovered the forbidden fruit. How we choose to answer dictates so much of our movements, of our thinking and of our destinies, really.
But as you will see, there are no losers when regarding Sofia Vergara’s tits or ass. Because she has both fantastic breasts and an amazing ass.
Tits
Or ass?
Win. Win.
More .gifs of Sofia’s jiggly tits after the jump. Because they’re awesome.
Farrah Abraham is the worst kind of reality star. The kind addicted to fame.
When a reality TV show chronicling your teen pregnancy, your terrible relationship with your own mother and several failed boyfriends wasn’t enough, you usually resign yourself to giving up your time in the spotlight. Unless you’re like Farrah Abraham who wouldn’t her 15 minutes of psuedo-celebrity fade into the wind. Instead, Farrah Abraham did the next most logical thing which was to star in her own porno. But only after upgrading her tits to some C’s.
And now that the hoopla surrounding her now burgeoning porn career is already dying down, Farrah knows that the only way to truly succeed in the business of selling one’s self is to “throw some D’s on that bitch”.
New toys!
But after seeing these NSFW pics of Farrah’s tiny torn up chest (after the jump), I promise never to ask a girl to get a boob job. Unless bigger tits is what she wants. And that’s exactly what Farrah wanted. Because after getting off to her own porno for the sixteenth time, Farrah Abraham must’ve came to the same conclusion as every one of her five fans: “Damn, I wish she had bigger tits”.
That backdoor that gave Farrah Abraham new life
I can’t believe she just got paid to show off the new funbags!
Stop investing in your chest and start doing something about the butterface
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, Farrah Abraham came out of that bloody ordeal sporting a bright blue bikini for Sapphire’s Pool Party in Vegas this past weekend and showed off her newer and bigger funbags.
More pics of the actual boob job (BLOODY!) and at the pool party after the jump.
“Look Shayne, we have got to get rid of this trick that daddy’s with.” – Bria Murphy
“I dunno Bria. I mean, she seems nice.” – Shayne Murphy
“Oh, hell no!” – Shayne & Bria Murphy
You see what I just did there? I created a realistic but totally concocted scenario from these pictures of Eddie Murphy’s hot daughters and his new girlfriend vacationing together in Maui. In their bikinis. For all I know, daughters Shayne and Bria could love daddy’s new girlfriend Paige Butcher. But I wouldn’t bet on it.
There’s nothing like introducing a hot young blonde to the family. It really screws with the dynamics, especially if there’s adult aged daughters involved. And if she gets boring, you can just throw her to the side and find yourself another one because new blondes are a dime a dozen.
Especially if you have Eddie Murphy money.
Eddie Murphy should be proud of Bria’s booty
And Shayne ain’t working with peanuts either
But damn, new girlfriend got a DONKEY!
Eddie Murphy sure knows how to pick ‘em
I hope for Eddie’s sake, that they can all get along.
More pics of the Murphy daughters and Paige Butcher after the jump.
Ed Snowden is either a hero or villain, depending on where you fall on the whole “I don’t want no government listening to my phone calls” debate. And after leaking highly classified information on the NSA’s PRISM program (which is basically an extension of the first time we gave up our personal liberties so that we can catch them goddamn terrorists), Ed Snowden’s life just got a whole lot more interesting.
Mostly because he has an attractive girlfriend. She’s a dancer!
If only Ed learned to keep his mouth closed
Hawaii is beautiful, isn’t it? Makes me kinda wish I worked IT for the US government
When you work for the government, you don’t need no basic furniture
Big Brother is watching you!
And there’s nothing more disconcerting to the American public than finding out that a whistleblower has an attractive girlfriend. Because, as all you 24 fans out there already know, the best tactic in smoking out an enemy of the state is to target their attractive girlfriend.
Lindsay Mills is a dancer and part-time blogger who moved with Ed Snowden to Hawaii sometime after 2011. After packing his bags and telling Lindsay that he was gonna be “gone for business”, Ed Snowden never returned. He is suspected of hiding out somewhere in Hong Kong.
Which can only mean that Lindsay Mills is now all alone. And very single. And as you can imagine, she’s shaken up about the whole ordeal. So, easy pickings.
Lindsay Mills — Would you…with no rubbers?
Where in the world is Ed Snowden?
More pics of Lindsay Mills in as little clothing as possible after the jump.
Ariana Grande may only be 19 but she already knows how to fly comfortably.
Don’t scoff at that statement. It’s a very important skill to have in your arsenal since it’s something that so few people really know how to do. In fact, if you were to look at these pictures of Ariana Grande at LAX airport close enough, you’d see that she’s got the whole flying comfortably thing pretty down pat. I mean, she’s got on Uggs, black tights, a matching tank top, a lace bra and a hot pink hoodie. Ariana Grande is ready for whatever.
The only complaint I have is that she remembered to wear underwear.
It’s okay to look, she only looks 15
Give her some more time and she’ll learn to leave the panties at home
The only way she’d look more comfortable was if she stuffed into my rolling bag
She’s gonna need that pink hoodie for the lonely walk back home. After we bone.
More pics of Ariana Grande’s sweet cheeks after the jump.
Jessica Biel doesn’t make nearly as many headlines as some of her fellow hotties which is a goddamn shame since she’s been on my Top 10 list since she was playing the role of a preacher’s naughty daughter on 7th Heaven.
It’s always a pleasure whenever I come across photos of the underrated hottie — with an ass like whoa. In yoga pants. Walking her dogs. Dogs that look like they’d have a lot of fun using my testicles as chew toys. And it’d totally be worth it to get close to Jessica Biel.
Now that’s a cute little dog walking outfit
JT has everything I want — good hair, a great singing voice, and Jessica Biel
I ain’t looking at no dog holes
I see the light #MindTheGap
I don’t think Jessica Biel walks her dogs enough #DatAss
Boy, did Justin Timberlake do good for himself or what? That lucky bastard.
More pics of Jessica Biel showing off her sweet lil puppies after the jump.
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
