Last night, the Oklahoma City Thunder took care of business by powering past the Miami Heat for their first NBA Finals win ever. The Thunder are a team built to win championships for the next several years. They’re young. They’re athletic. They’re supremely talented. And almost none of them are married.
So, to not knock down the Miami Heat any further, let’s ogle at their WAGs (Wives and Girlfriends) and give them a round of applause for at least getting one thing right.
The Wives and Girlfriends of The Miami Heat — Would you…with no rubbers?
LeBron James likes to disappear when it comes to winning rings. Last summer, before The Decision was even announced, LeBron James famously rolled over against the Celtics. Naturally the casual basketball fan blamed it on LeBron being LeBron. But then Deadspin came out with a mind-fuck for the ages:
LeBron’s head wasn’t in the game, because he had somehow found out that his own teammate was #@$%ing his mom.
Bad mother#@$%er
Yup, Delonte West was now the biggest, baddest mother#@$%er on the court.
A year later, LeBron James still does not have a ring. He essentially disappeared for the last three games of the NBA Finals and choked away his only opportunity to prove the haters wrong. Was the pressure was just too much too handle?
Maybe it had something to do with the rumors that his long-time girlfriend, Savannah Brinson, was getting #@$%ed by Rashard Lewis. Rashard denies it, but having watched all three seasons of Basketball Wives, I wouldn’t put it outside the realm of possibility. Baby mama drama!
It’s now been two straight seasons in which LeBron James has had a chance to quiet the critics and reach the Pantheon of NBA Legends, and, twice now, rumors have spread that a close loved one has been #@$%ing a fellow NBA baller. Also, currently being circulated: LeBron James’s sixth toe!
with no rubbers?
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
