In case you missed the 2013 Billboard Music Awards, I’m here to fill you in on what happened. Which wasn’t really all that much – Justin Bieber got booed, Ke$ha took a shower and Chris Brown received another death threat.
Oh yeah, I forgot. Something magical did happen. R&B singer Miguel did his best Hulk Hogan impersonation as he tried to jump across the stage over a pit of spectators (I think?). He misjudged the distance and kind of leg-dropped a girl in the neck while kicking another in the face. It was funny and kind of overshadowed all the hotties that showed up to the 2013 Billboard Music Awards.
Oh, Miguel.
Anyways, here’s a whole buttload of glammed up hotties that showed up to Sunday’s Billboard Music Awards. Hotties like Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Emmy Rossum, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Morrison, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj, Amber Rose, Hayden Panettiere, Stana Katic, Carly Rae Jepsen, Shania Twain, Jenny McCarthy and Audrina Patridge, all showed up looking fantastic but none of them did anything as entertaining as kicking innocent fans in the head.
Shania Twain has still got it
Miley Cyrus continues her streak of looking good in jumpsuits
How does Audrina Patridge continue to get invited to events like these?
Mmm, Selena Gomez… What you tasting?
Emmy Rossum for Best Dressed?
Sorry, but Jennifer Morrison was “Best Dressed”
Hayden Panettiere for best back tattoo placement
“Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. I’ve got no rubbers… Anal, maybe?”
I’d totally lick Amber Rose’s shaved head
Nicki Minaj, not looking so crazy
Ariana Grande is, hands down, the cutest
There’s always next year. Amirite, Selena? I’d get kicked in the head by you.
More pics of all the hotties at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards after the jump.
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
