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Is Heather Graham Getting Hotter Or Am I Just Getting Hornier

Posted on May 23, 2013 by | Leave a comment
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“Hot Damn!” indeed

I just received my June 2013 issue of Maxim with Heather Graham on the cover. And let me just tell you that she looks goddamn incredible. My God! I don’t know what kind of voodoo magic that Heather Graham is into but judging by the photoshoot she’s somehow found a way to look as hot today, at 43(!), as she did when she was rollerskating her way into our cold, dark hearts way back when.

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Tiny lingerie and never getting tan must be the secret to everlasting youth

And to prove that it wasn’t all Photoshop and perfect lighting, Heather Graham showed up to the Westwood premiere for The Hangover Part III looking as yummy as ever. And even though Jamie Chung and Naya Rivera are younger, Heather Graham showed everyone that no matter what you should always show off your tits. Even if they are 43 years old.

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Heather Graham is getting me all sorts of excited. For “The Hangover Part III”

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Heather Graham still has the breasts of a twenty-something

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I think I may just be getting hornier #GoodGod

More pics of Heather Graham looking as tight as ever after the jump.

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Warner Bros. Thinks That They Can Just Trot Out Jamie Chung And Naya Rivera To Get Me To See The Hangover Part III And Well, It’s Working

Posted on May 22, 2013 by | 1 Comment

 The Hangover Part III is coming out this weekend. But after the abortion of a sequel that was The Hangover Part II, I wasn’t all that excited to see the next and final movie in The Wolfpack’s trilogy of debaucherous misadventures. Until today.

So, what changed? Well, Warner Bros. invited Jamie Chung and Naya Rivera to the Westwood premiere of The Hangover Part III and they’re plenty reason enough to pay $15 for a single ticket to sit in a large dark room by yourself.

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The only redeeming factor in “The Hangover 2″

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Asian sideboob! Rarer than spotting Big Foot

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Here’s the genius in WB’s marketing ploy: Naya Rivera isn’t even in “The Hangover 3″

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Naya Rivera’s accessory for the night were those fantastic abs

Yeah, I’d say Warner Bros.’ marketing ploy is working.

More pics of Jamie Chung and Naya Rivera after the jump.

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Megan Fox Is Jumping On A Trampoline Because Why Not

Posted on May 10, 2013 by | Leave a comment

Megan Fox will make a great April O’Neil.

And the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie will be totally awesome. Because Megan Fox will be jumping on a trampoline. Don’t question it. Enjoy it. Then appreciate the genius that is Michael Bay (a producer on the new TMNT), who must’ve figured that it’s much easier to direct a somewhat difficult but extremely hot actress than a super hot model who can barely read. That’s a lesson he learned after firing Megan Fox off of Transformers 3 and replacing her with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Yes, I strongly believe that everything wrong with Transformers 3 can be traced back to Megan Fox not being in it.

Anyways, here’s Megan Fox in yoga pants. Jumping on a trampoline.

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Is Michael Bay a genius or what?

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“I just love how you hold the microphone” #ThingsYouWantToTellAprilONeil

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Clearly, this is a sign that Megan Fox was made to be photographed

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I could totally hug the shit out of the creator of yoga pants

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“You think April O’Neil does anal?” (Michelangelo to Raphael)

Megan Fox in yoga pants jumping up and down on a trampoline while holding a microphone? What a perfect way to get me all excited about this TMNT reboot. Michael Bay, you’re a goddamn genius.

More pics of Megan Fox’s perfect ass in yoga pants after the jump.

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Call Me Crazy But I Think Megan Fox Will Make A Great April O’Neil In The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie

Posted on May 10, 2013 by | 1 Comment

It’s just a hunch, but judging from these photos of Megan Fox on set of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set, I really think that she’ll be able to pull it off. Now, let me just qualify this assessment by stating that I am a big TMNT fan and that I’ve been in love with April O’Neil since I learned to ejaculate while lying on my stomach… Using no hands.

And so it seems only natural that Megan Fox take over the role that’ll probably spawn many lifetime love affairs with April O’Neil for an entirely new generation of pre-pubescent nerds who’d rather spend their Saturday mornings with a group of turtles named Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo. Cowabunga!

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News Channel 6!!!!!!

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Goddamn, can Megan Fox make bike riding any sexier?

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Motherhood has been very kind to Megan Fox #DatAss

Can’t lie, the tight jeans, knee high boots and yellow jacket are a huge upgrade over the original yellow jumpsuit. Ace move by the Hollywood Machine.

More pics of Megan Fox as the best April O’Neil after the jump.

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Zoe Saldana Don’t Need No Stinking Bra To Promote “Star Trek Into The Darkness” At Jimmy Kimmel Live

Posted on May 9, 2013 by | Leave a comment

 Zoe Saldana was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and she looked fantastic considering that she was jet-legged. Or hungover. Or a combination of both. Normally, I’m not the biggest fan of girls who are lacking in the funbags department but there’s just something about Zoe Saldana that oozes sex. Maybe it’s the accent? Or maybe it’s the perfect skin complexion? Or those super long legs?

Or maybe it’s the fact that she didn’t wear a bra on her way to see Jimmy Kimmel. Whatever it is, I’d do some terrible, terrible things to Zoe Saldana.

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Zoe Saldana got that sexy ass walk… mmmm!

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Look! Someone threw her a bouquet of flowers!

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Must’ve been cold in Hollywood last night

Nothing like a pair of extra hard nips to get a bunch of Trekkies excited enough to drop $15 to spend two and a half hours in a dark room together. Beam me up!

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Miss Universe Olivia Culpo Forgot To Wear A Bra To The Great Gatsby Screening In New York City (NSFW)

Posted on May 7, 2013 by | Leave a comment

It’s not too difficult to see why Olivia Culpo was crowned Miss Universe. Gorgeous eyes, a great smile and perfect brown nipples. It’s not rocket science. And thanks to F. Scott Fitzgerald, we all got a chance to see Olivia Culpo’s nipples.

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Gotta love “flash” photography!

The Great Gatsby is probably my favorite book. It tells the impossible story of how the actions of one man, driven to win back the one who got away, ruins the lives of everyone around him. It is an American classic.

But then Bahz Luhrmann had to go and make it into a shitty movie.

Thankfully, here’s Olivia Culpo showing up to the New York City screening at the MoMA in a see-through dress. A bold fashion choice, if there ever was one.

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Tell me Olivia Culpo didn’t show up to the premiere hopping out of a yellow cab

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I’d read all the American classics if Olivia Culpo showed up to all their movie screenings

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Look at that smile!

If there ever were such a thing as a perfect pair of light brown nipples, I’d like to think that Miss Universe Olivia Culpo has them.

More pics of Olivia Culpo and her super brave fashion statement after the jump (NSFW).

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