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Barbara Palvin Is Looking Very Yummy In Her Latest Photoshoot For L’Officiel Turkey

Posted on May 14, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

Barbara Palvin is quite good-looking.

Before she turned 18, she was already walking down the fashion runway in Milan. She’s modeled for brands like Victoria’s Secret, Armani Exchange, Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Prada, Miu Miu, Emanuel Ungaro, Vivienne Westwood, and appeared in several fashion publications throughout the world. But perhaps her biggest claim to stardom came when she was rumored to be the girl that caught Justin Bieber’s eye which led to his eventual split from girlfriend Selena Gomez.

If that’s what that rump looks like at 19, I can only wonder what it’ll look like at 26… yum

Don’t care if you disagree but nude stockings look great on any woman

But only Barbara Palvin can make granny panties look sexy

There’s just something in the water in Budapest…

And after thumbing through these pics of Barbara, I can’t say I blame the kid.

More pics of Barbara Palvin after the jump.

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Pics Of Irina Shayk In A Beach Bunny Bikini Make Me Want To Hump Her Like A Horny Rabbit

Posted on April 24, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

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Irina Shayk #GoodGod

Supermodel Irina Shayk came busting out onto the whole bikini supermodel scene like a rabbit out of a foxhole. And she hasn’t slowed up her pace one bit.

In fact, she’s been keeping herself busy by showing up to red carpets looking like the most beautiful person in the world while also staking her claim as the hottest WAG in the game right now (she’s dating soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo). And just to make sure that you guys aren’t falling asleep at the wheel, every now and then Irina Shayk will pose for pictures in tiny bikinis - reminding you why she was chosen to be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in 2011.

Her latest photoshoot for Beach Bunny Swimwear is superb.

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Irina Shayk knows how to model

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For someone from Russia, Irina Shayk sure looks comfortable on a beach

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Add another to the list of “Reasons to Hate on Cristiano Ronaldo”

Way more pics of Irina Shayk in very little clothing after the jump.

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Nina Agdal Will Blow Your Mind

Posted on April 18, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

In case you forgot her name, it’s spelled out for you. Over there. Above her butt

Nina Agdal is heaven sent.

That would be a perfectly apt description to describe this Danish beauty. Once again, if I were a gambling addict my money would be on Nina Agdal for the coveted 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover. And it’s not too hard to see why.

She’s great at twitter.

From todays shoot in Medellin. Love this place! http://t.co/xONWQs7WkO—
Nina Agdal (@NinaAgdal) February 26, 2013

And Instagram.

And she just turned 21… Consider my mind blown.

I hope your office doesn’t mind a little peek of areole

I asked her to wear those gloves…

You should be looking at the perfect curvature of Nina Agdal’s ass

I would sub-woof the shit out of Nina Agdal

Follow Nina on twitter and Instagram. Because why the #@$% not?

More pics of Nina Agdal looking sexy for lucky photographer Nicholas Routzen and in the May issue of Esquire after the jump.

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Olga Kurylenko Is Everywhere Right Now And She Is Looking Hot

Posted on April 16, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | Leave a comment

I learned a new word today: ubiquitous.

u·biq·ui·tous (y-bkw-ts) adj.

Being or seeming to be everywhere at the same time; omnipresent.

Here, let me use it in a sentence right now.

Olga Kurylenko is ubiquitous. And she is looking hot.

I would let Olga Kurylenko ubiquitous all over me. Am I using it right?

By the end of this weekend, you will know exactly who Olga Kurylenko is (if you don’t already). She stars in both To The Wonder and Oblivion, and has been anywhere and everywhere to promote both movies because she is attractive and well-spoken. And she’s got a killer accent. It’s not quite Eastern European, not quite French, and not quite English, but it’s sexy as all hell.

So the next time you’re looking to impress your friends, just think of this post featuring Olga Kurylenko and then drop that new word you learned today: Ubiquitous.

They’ll walk away impressed. Especially if you show them this post. Trust me.

I want Olga Kurylenko’s legs wrapped all ubiquitous around my waist

Olga Kurylenko’s face could totally ubiquitous my lap

My mouth wants to ubiquitous all over Olga Kurylenko

Clearly, this method of visualization is the best way to learn new vocabulary. Princeton Review should totally pay me to spruce up their SAT prep course.

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Someone At Esquire Deserves A Raise For Featuring Both Nina Agdal & Adriana Lima Topless In Their Magazine

Posted on April 12, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | 1 Comment

Esquire knows what’s up.

Not only did they feature two of the best looking broads in the world right now, but they featured them topless (“Which is like getting to second base in the magazine world”).

Nina Agdal is a rising star who announced her arrival with a Carl’s Jr. commercial and an appearance in the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She’s hot. She’s blonde. And she’s from Denmark. So, she’s already the odds-on favorite to snag the cover for next year. And magazine features like the one she shot for Esquire Mexico can’t hurt.

Mexican Cartels need to take some time out from killing and enjoy a lil Nina

If this were acceptable office attire, women wouldn’t need to fight for equality

I bet slumber parties with Nina must be awesome

Nice panties #GoodGod

And not to be outdone by its sister publication south of the border and across the pond, Esquire UK featured the still absolutely striking Adriana Lima in tastefully tiny booty shorts.

After looking at these pics, I’m gonna need a thorough hosing

I’d let Adriana eat all my marshmellows

Bravo Esquire.

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Miranda Kerr May Be Getting Fired From Victoria’s Secret Because Hot Brazilian Chicks Grow On Trees

Posted on April 12, 2013 by the chronic fornicator | 1 Comment

Victoria’s Secret may be run by the most heartless corporate suits known to man. Either that or they may be the dumbest people on earth. Either of those explanations will do in explaining their reasoning behind why they would ever think to can über-hottie Miranda Kerr. I mean, just look at these pictures!

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Mom jeans on Miranda Kerr instantly become MILF jeans

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Those are abs post-pregnancy

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Yellow heels in bed FTW!

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I just told her my best knock-knock joke

Yes, I have a soft spot for the baby faced Miranda Kerr but that doesn’t change the fact that Miranda Kerr is indeed a very good-looking woman being paid to look good in pictures while wearing as little clothes as possible. And she does her job well.

So, while news continues to trickle out that Miranda Kerr wasn’t fired and instead chose not to renew her contract, let’s just stare at her nipples and think of how wonderful life must be for her part-time employed baby daddy Orlando Bloom.