A real shitstorm has been brewing the past few weeks over this Lana Del Rey. And unless you’ve been living under a rock the past month, Lana Del Rey’s name has been everywhere. From features in magazines to bombing on SNL to features in magazines talking about how she bombed on SNL, this broad’s been shoved down our throats more times than pubic hairs.
And while the media circus has literally taken a steaming hot dump all over the formerly known as Lizzy Grant character, I couldn’t help but notice that this chick has got some really awesome lips and crazy eyes. And while she may not be blessed with the world’s greatest voice or a marketing team that actually knows what it’s doing, she’s got sex appeal.
Never discount the sex appeal of crazy eyes.