Someone needs to fire Lea Michelle’s stylist. And maybe hire me to dress her.
“Hey sweetheart, the camera’s the other way”
I hate to get all fashion police on you #@$%ers, but when a hot young celebrity is asked to show up to some awards banquet and looks like a shitshow, someone needs to be called out. And this isn’t the first time that Lea Michele has looked like an extra in a Tim Burton movie. That dress is just… She might as well have just shown up to the ELLE Women In Hollywood 2012 celebration in gym shorts and knee high socks. At least then you know she’d look good in that.
“Who are you wearing? Because I want to burn him.”
You think because you were on “Glee”, you can just wear whatever you want?
At least stand up straight
I think a family of parakeets just hatched in your head
But that hair… goddamn.
More pics of Lea Michele in an awful dress after the jump.
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Sarah Jessica Parker, Jessica Biel, Ashton Kutcher, Zac Efron, that whiny bitch from Glee, Josh “Mr. Fergie” Duhamel, Jon Bon Jovi, Katherine #@$%ing Heigl, Halle Berry, Ludacris, Seth Meyers, Alyssa Milano, Abigail Breslin, Ryan Seacrest, Sofia Vergara, Russell Peters, Carla Gugino, Sienna Miller, Sara Paxton, Hilary Swank, Robert DeNiro, Michelle Pfeiffer… Robert DeNiro?!
Four things I’d rather do than watch New Year’s Eve:
1. Gouge my own eyes out
2. Eat shit
3. Swallow a bullet
4. Drive off a cliff
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Last night, the other half of Hollywood, the one that is relegated to the small screen, was out for the 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards. A fat cow won Lead Actress in a Comedy Series, because who doesn’t like laughing at fat people, right? A midget won Supporting Actor in a
Comedy Drama Series, because who doesn’t like laughing at midgets, right? And Modern Family won everything else.
But enough about that. Let’s talk about what they wore!
Looks to me like not everyone got the memo about wearing red to the red carpet. If you ask me, I’d tell you everyone’s dress would’ve looked better on the floor. Hi-yo!
2011 Primetime Emmys: Ladies In Red
I'd do you, Coach's wife
I'd do you, Kate Winslet
I'd definitely do you, Giuliana Rancic
And I will most certainly do you, failed Wonder Woman
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