Happy 420!!!
Now, I know it’s late but my entire plan going into today was to post something for 420 on 4/20 at 4:20. But then I forgot to do it. I don’t really remember why.
Hmmph, just one of those kind of days, I guess.
Anyways, here’s some hot chicks smoking that marijuana, that reefer, that pot, that weed, that sticky icky, that buddha, that tree, that bud, that green, that herb, that good ish.
Enjoy.
Roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it. Then hit the jump for the pics.
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This list, published in Time magazine’s Techland, was drafted in 9/2011 by security software peddler McAfee and features a whole bunch of celebrities that you more than probably expected to see. The list is made up of the 10 most popular celebrities that yield a 1-in-10 chance of a Google search result leading to malware, spyware, adware, a trojan, a worm, a virus, or even worse, a nudie ad. Oh noes!
Remember to "Protect yourself at all times"
Looking over that list of popular celebs, I feel like there’s gotta be a whole bunch more that would be a whole lot worse to search for. Presenting No Rubbers’ totally unscientific and barely researched list of:
The 5 Most Dangerous Broads to Search For On The Internets
5. Kim Kardashian
Kim K. programming her next trojan virus.
You’d think this chick would have figured out a way to make money off her web searches, seeing as how she’s found a way to profit off a sex-tape, a reality show based on her inane family, and a fake wedding. But, alas, even the internets seem to have confounded Kim Karda$$hian’s money-making abilities. While everyone using the internet has already seen her above mentioned sex-tape by now, Kim Karda$$hian continues to bring in the traffic (probably due to her huge A$$ets and the fact that she finds herself in the gossip rags for dating damn near every black athlete). Stop searching for her. Maybe she’ll eventually go away.
4. Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus celebrates crashing your Hard Drive.
In the Internet Age, where toddlers learn how to use a Blackberry while still in the womb, there has been a surge in internet searches for teeny boppers like Hannah Montana’s Miley Cyrus. While the chipmunk-cheeked country singer continues to transition from jail-bait to sexualized idol, Google has been very kind to her. Want to stop Miley Cyrus from spreading to your computer? Stop being a pedophile.
3. Justin Bieber lesbian
Justin Bieber was created on the internet.
Justin Bieber is not a broad. I did not know that. In fact, for the longest time I thought Justin Bieber was a lesbian. And I wasn’t the only one who thought that. Which would explain why this would be such a dangerous search term, right? For example, you search “Justin Bieber lesbian” and something like “Justin Bieber lesbian smooch with Selena Gomez” may pop up. Or “Justin Bieber lesbian debates with Pro-Choice activists”. And don’t even think of clicking on “Justin Bieber lesbian oil-wrestling”. That shit can lead to some really bad malware being installed on your computers. Believe me.
2. Rihanna
Rihanna wants to #@$% up your Wi-Fi.
Rihanna is one bad broad. She didn’t let a little thing like a violent face-bashing stop her from getting back on the Chris Brown bandwagon. That’s part of her appeal. She can take a punch and probably throw one right back (unless you’re Chris Brown). Before that little hiccup, she was steady climbing up the Google search ranks but now? Well now you can’t find a website that won’t talk about this dynamite performer. Trying to quit her even though you know you don’t want to? Then stop illegally downloading her music. I’m sure she’d appreciate that.
1. Lady GaGa
Lady GaGa stays Googling herself.
As one of the most popular pop divas in the world, Lady GaGa had to make the list. I mean, she’s got “Lady” in her name! Remember there was that whole period where people were searching whether or not Lady GaGa had a dick or didn’t have a dick, and with search terms like that lots of questionable results are bound to pop up. She doesn’t have a dick, just to save you from the trouble of unwanted penis enlargement spam.
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Tagged babes, broads, celebrity, celebs, chicks, dangerous, Hardbodies, hottie, internet tools, internets, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Kim KardASShian, Lady GaGa, Lesson Learned, malware, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, safety, search results, security, spam, virus, website
I’ve had many a discussions about threesomes. Many of my fellow #@$%ers have fanagled me into thinking that a threesome with another dude is just as gay as homosexual sex. It’s not. I promise you.
I mean, it’s quite possibly the next optimal set-up, behind the coveted two girls, one guy configuration. Threesomes with another guy? I swear, it’s not gay.
Three and a half things you should probably know:
1. It’s okay when it’s in a three-way. Look, who’s going to deny sex? As long as there’s a willing and able female there ready to freak that shit, who are you to say no? It’s not like you’re going to touch the other dude — unless you’re high-fiving him for an Eiffel Tower shot.
Not gay
Keep it on
2. Keep the lights on. Sex can be an already awkward process, even with just two people. Throw in more moving parts and, well, things can get pretty weird pretty fast. Like baseball, can’t make contact unless you can see. So, keep your eyes on the balls and know where your bat’s swinging. Incidental contact is an occupational hazard and a risk you take. But as long as you’re smart about it, you can lower the probability of running into those risks. Like a lot of things in life, it’s all a numbers game. So be smart. Or Asian — we’re good at math.
Graphic graphics after the jump (NSFW).
Posted in Lesson Learned
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Lady GaGa is staking her claim to be the next diva on the Mount Rushmore of Pop, alongside such heavyweights as Cher and Madonna. As this generation’s answer to the creative void left by the lack of a talented female artist who provoked the mainstream as well as she climbed the charts, Lady GaGa’s rise has come hard and fast — just like the “pretty tremendous dick” she grabs at during a set on her Monster Ball Tour stop. Her words, not mine.
No one does a television special quite like HBO, so it’s only natural that she teamed up with them to bring you along on her takeover of the still sacred Madison Square Garden. This isn’t a review of Lady GaGa or her music. This isn’t a review of her live performance. This is one #@$%er’s commentary on the hard-work, the motivation, and the theatrics that have made Lady GaGa one of music’s most popular spectacles around today — as captured by HBO. As any fan will tell you, musicians come and go but real artists last lifetimes. Lady GaGa wants to be an artist.
Starting out with a quick stop at a NY Deli for some cheap coffee and a stick of gum, we’re quickly introduced to the outrageousness that Lady GaGa has embraced since she burst onto the scene in 2008. A barely covered derriere, obnoxiously styled cut-off gloves, and platform boots destined to cause an ankle dislocation have come to symbolize Lady GaGa’s now customary look. At first glance you’d think it as nothing more than just another lame attempt at shock and awe, but strip back the layers of leather and you’ll find what has made Lady GaGa so endearing to her most loyal fans is the loser underneath it all. An insecure girl, unsure of her place in this world, who stands up in the face of rejection and beckons the world to listen and watch as she collects Grammys like they were the scalps of all the naysayers she’s met along the way.
Posted in Features
Tagged Alejandro, art, artist, Born This Way, documentary, dramatics, dreams, Fame, Fame Monster, features, gay, HBO, homosexual, just dance, Lady GaGa, LGBT community, Monsters, Music, music tour, musician, outrageous, performance, performance art, performer, Poker Face, pop, pop princess, pop star, pop star dreams, rejection, sex, The Monster Ball, theater, tour, TV, TV Special
An epidemic has broken out in the Middle East affecting two of the world’s most powerful forces…
The urge to just dance. Because as we all know, nothing feels better than dancing homoerotically to pop music after killing some damn terrorists.
America
Israel
Vote or the terrorists have already won!
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Tagged Army, crazy good, IDF, Israel, just dance, killing some terrorists, Lady GaGa, music video, pop, Team America, USA, vote, youtube
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